Kisame: Cry Baby

Everything had been going wrong today. It seemed like all the guys were on their man periods, karma had decided to pay you back for just about everything and everything that could've gone wrong did. You'd had enough when you got into an argument with Hidan and you were so mad you simply burst into tears and ran off, jumping into the shower. A rather fitting song came to mind so you belted out the lyrics with everything you had.

"Your hearts too big for your body, that's why it won't fit inside, you're pouring out where everyone can see~
They call you crybaby, crybaby,
But you don't F*****g care,
Crybaby, crybaby,
So you laugh through your tears-"

But you didn't manage to finish even the first chorus.

"Wow, Y/N. You have a really beautiful singing voice, you know."

"W-what are you doing in here?! Get out!!"

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Itachi: Dollhouse

You sighed, letting out a long sigh before letting your fingers dance over they keys of the piano. Images of your life in your old village, V/N (village name), flashed in your mind. All the corruption, the dirty dealings, you were glad you never had to go back. You just let the images flash and the words flow.

"Places, places, get in your places,
Throw on your dress and put on your doll faces,
Everyone thinks that we're perfect, please don't let them look through the curtains,
Picture, picture, smile for the picture,
Pose with your brother, won't t you be a good sister?
Everyone thinks that we're perfect, please don't let them look through the curtains,
D.O.L.L.H.O.U.S.E,
I see things that nobody else sees."

"Your voice is beautiful, Y/N. Almost haunting. But I can't help thinking about what an odd song choice it was."

"... it's just... relatable..."

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Hidan: Sippy Cup

There wasn't really any reason you were singing. You were just writing a particularly dark fanfiction and you thought the song seemed to fit.

"Blood still stains when the sheets are washed,
Sex don't sleep when the lights are off,
Kids are still depressed when you dress them up,
And syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup.
He's still dead when you're done with the bottle,
Of course it's a corpse that you keep in the cradle,
Kids are still depressed when you dress them up,
And syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup."

"Jashin-sama!" Hidan exclaimed. "You have a great voice, Y/N, but maybe pick a less creepy song next time."

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Kakuzu: Soap

You gone and done it. You'd spilled a secret you'd been holding from Kakuzu for weeks. And he was mad. At least, you thought he was, though it was impossible to tell. You were getting the silent treatment. He was completely ignoring you, no matter what you did. You threw yourself onto the bed while he sat at the desk, and you sang the first song that came to mind.

"I think I just remembered something, I think I left the faucet running,
Now my words are filling up the tub,
Darling you're just soakin' in it, but I know you'll get out the minute,
You notice all your fingers pruning up,
I'm tired of being careful, tip-toeing, tryna' keep the water warm,
Let me under your skin,
Uh-oh, there it goes, I've said too much, it overflowed,
Why do I always spill?"

You didn't manage to finish the verse before you were interrupted.

"... I love your singing voice..." you turned to look at Kakuzu.

"Are you still mad at me?"

"No, just promise you won't keep things from me. And that you'll sing for me, more."

"Promise."

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Deidara: Pity Party

It was your friends birthday today and you and some others were organising a surprise party, and guess who was left in charge of the cake. You had the radio on and were dancing around the meet kitchen, creating the king of all cakes, when a certain sing came on the radio and you just had to sing along.

"It's my party and I'll cry if I want to,
Cry if I want to, cry, cry, cry, cry,
I'll cry until the candles bun down this place,
I'll cry until my pity party's in flames."

"It's my party and I'll cry if I want to-"

"YAHHHH!!!!" You jump upon hearing Deidara continue the song.

"What?" He blinks while you stare at him. "Am I not allowed to like Melanie Martinez?"

"..... you have some cake batter in your hair..."

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Sasori: Tag, you're it

Quite simply, Sasori wasn't paying any attention to you. At all. Well, that was until you broke the new puppet he was working on when he took a break, and got mad. Real mad. In fact, he was chasing you around the base, screaming bloody murder and threatening to turn you into a puppet. A song popped into your head and it was so absurdly fitting, you just had to sing it.

"Running through the parking lot,
He chased me and he wouldn't stop,
Tag, you're it,
Tag, tag, you're it,
Grabbed my hand, pushed me down,
Took the words right out my mouth,
Tag, you're it,
Tag, tag, you're it."

You then promptly fell on the floor and he just stopped, staring down at you.

"You're with voice is nice." He compliments. "But that doesn't change the fact that you're a dork who needs to be punished for breaking my new puppet..."

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Tobi: Milk and cookies

You had decided that now was the perfect time for baking, and you had a plate of freshly made cookies, and were looking for Tobi.

"Tobi! Tobi" You yelled an he popped up in front of you. "I made you some cookies." He makes a delighted squealing noise before shoving one under his mask and chomping on it. You began to hum a song and eventually it turned to singing.

"Hush little baby, drink your spoiled milk,
I'm F*****g crazy, need my prescription filled,
Do you like my cookies?
They're made just for you,
A little bit of sugar,
But lots of poison too."

He then spluttered and spat out the cookie.

"P-Poison?!"

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Pein: Pacify Her

You were sat in the office with Pein. And Konan. Now, not to get the wrong impression, you got on just fine with her, but today, it was a different story. She was openly flirting with Pein. He seemed uncomfortable, but he didn't want to do anything that would rub her the wrong way. You were sat sourly in the corner, until a long came into your head and you smirked. You sat yourself on the desk, between them and began to sing.

"Pacify her,
she's getting on my nerves,
You don't love her,
Stop lying with those words,
Pacify her,
She's getting on my nerves,
You don't love her,
Stop lying with those words..."

Konan gave you an unimpressed look.

"Nice voice, Y/N." She muttered, leaving.

"Indeed." Pein smirked.

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A/N: wassup! So, I'm really tired and writing this A/N quickly. I have a couple things to say.

1. The 'Miss Akatsuki contest will be soon-ish. I'm just trying to work out some questions for it! Because, I'm not very creative tbh o.o so, if you have any ideas for questions and stuff? Comment them, I guess?

2. I entered this book into the Naruto wattys under the Akatsuki category. I thought I should let you all know. If you wanna check it out, you can find the Naruto Wattys page through the people I'm following, if you dot feel like searching for it.

3. I have three days of school let before it's the summer holidays, so there should be more updates soon! I'm sorry there haven't been many. I've tried to update so many times, but whenever I go to write, I get distracted because I downloaded this new game and ugh it's taking over my life, this is bad. But yeah. Hopefully more updates will come sort of soon?

4. I have some more boyfriend scenarios books in the works and I wanna know which one you want to see me focus on next. My attack on Titan one is published, but I've not done anything with that for a long time and I only have a couple of chapters up. So, I have Naruto, Attack on Titan, Death Note, OHSHC, Diabolik lovers, Diabolik lovers: More Blood, Dramatical Murder and Fairy tail. So tell e which one you wanna see next!

Thanks, if you've read this hella long authors note, I know I bloody hate them, but it's the only way I can really contact you guys v.v have an awesome day/night!

- Rhi-Chan out!