Quick disclaimer about this chapter: I have nothing against LGBT, or any other sexuality, as I myself am pansexual. I support it fully and this is just for fun. I just think it would be fun to see how the would react to it. Stay awesome!!!

But while we're here, I was thinking about starting an Akatsuki one shot book, but ones I just randomly write? I will take requests if I do them. I just keep coming up with good ideas for individual members and I can't think of a way to incorporate it into a scenario o.o anyway, enjoy this one!!!

Kisame:

You and Kisame were out at the usual ice cream parlour. You noticed right away that there was a new worker, other than the usual Rosie faced jolly lady, named heather. This name tag read 'jack'.

"Hey there, how can I help you, sir?" He directed all attention on Kisame, who seemed oblivious to what was about to happen. You just smirked to yourself. Kisame gave your orders and Jack wrote it down on a pad. Instead of making them himself, he handed it over to another worker and leaned on the counter towards Kisame.

"So what's a handsome man such as yourself doing here today?" He was obviously flirting and Kisame shifted uncomfortably.

"I'm with my girlfriend (Y/N).." He wrapped an arm around you.

"Oh, right..." Kisame turned to meet your eyes, and he widened them at you in an alarmed fashion as if saying. 'What the heck am I supposed to do now?'

Itachi:

You and Itachi were at the cinema. It was pretty empty, but a boy came up to Itachi an pointed to the empty seat on the other side of I'm, along if it was taken, which itachi replied honestly with a 'no'. Watching the boy flirt with Itachi was more entertaining than the actual movie. He would talk to Itachi constantly, hang onto his arm and let his hand fall somewhere and pretend not to notice. When the movie ended itachi left quickly with you struggling to keep up. It seemed he was getting awfully weirded out...

Hidan:

You and Hidan were at a club, but what neither of you knew was tonight, there were dancers. You went to the toilet for obvious reasons, and left Hidan alone at the bar, awaiting your return. He was an easy target.

A large muscular male approached Hidan as he was taking a swig of his drink. In one smooth movement he was straddling him with his hands on the Jashinist's shoulders.

"Hey gorgeous. You alone?" He smirked, beginning to slowly rub against his crotch. Hidan almost choked on his drink.

"Dude my girlfriend if right over there!" He pointed to you, who was on you way back to the bar. The sight you were greeted with made you laugh internally?

"So you're his girlfriend?" He dancer said still grinding him, talking to you with a smirk.

"That I am." Hidan's eyes were pleading for help, but you just chuckled inside your head. "Don't let me bother you, carry on." You smirked, taking your drink and dancing away into the crowd, hearing a quiet 'b***h' from Hidan as you got further away.

Kakuzu:

Kakuzu needed some tablets for whatever, so the only way to get them was go see the doctor, who just so happened to be slightly... Yes. Kakuzu was sat in the chair and the doctor was leaning awfully close to his face, that made kakuzu shift as far back in his chair as possible.

"What interesting stitches..." He said lowly, running his fingers over them.

"Do you have them anywhere ... Else?" He said seductively.

"No" Kakuzu denied, getting up an leaving without the tablets, he was just a bit too freaked out by this...

Deidara:

You and Deidara were out, eating together, when you needed the toilet. So, of course, to avoid any accidents, you went. While you were gone, a shy boy with brown hair and large nerd glasses came up to Deidara.

"H-hi..." He scratched the back of his neck nervously.

"Hi, un." Deidara casually sipped his fizzy drink.

"Errr... I was w-wondering in you would go on a d-date with me?" He stuttered nervously, trying to sound confident. Deidara felt bad for the kid and tried to let him don't gently.

"Sorry, man. I'm here with my girlfriend." He said gently with a smile. Deidara, ever the gentleman.

"O-oh. R-right." He shuffled away as you were leaving the toilet.

"Are you okay, dei?" He seemed confused.

"Just fine."

Sasori:

"Leave me alone." Sasori was very blunt. He didn't care for anyone's feelings, only yours. Especially not the feelings of the annoyingly loud jock.

"I know you want me." He smirked as he jogged along next to Sasori walking.

"I know I don't. I'm not gay. Leave me alone and find someone else to hit on." He left the jock, in a stunned silence, on the side of the path.