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Pein

You were watching Pein do paperwork. You didn't mind just sitting there. You just wanted to be with him in the room. Suddenly, a piece of paper slid off his desk. You got up to pick it up for him. When you saw the paper you froze. On it was a note to you.

The note said: '_____, my actual name is Nagato. The Pein you know is one of my bodies, in a sense. I love you, regardless of which body I show it through.'

"W-What?" You asked out loud. You were shocked and confused.

"I wasn't sure how to say that to you." Was Pein/Nagato's response.

"I'm not sure which I'm more shocked about. That you are a different person, or that you love me..." You got up and paced around for a few moments. You weren't sure what you were about to do or say, but then it actually hit you. You loved Pein, and you just found out that he loved you too.

"Are you angry?" You walked over to Pein and hugged him.

"No. I love you too, but I do want to see what you really look like." You could feel that he slightly hugged you back. It was as if he had never touched a female before.

"That could possibly be arranged."

Zetsu

You and Zetsu were working hard on your garden. You wanted it to be perfect, but something was missing. Your favorite plant was not there anymore.

"Zetsu, where is my flower?" You asked him sadly. He looked at you, then looked over to where he knew it was.

"I'm not sure." The white half replied. "Maybe you should look for it." The black half said, annoyed. You glared and went looking for it. You finally found it after 5 minutes, but there was a little card with it. There were blood red letters on it that said 'We like you a lot. Be ours or get eaten.' You turned to look at Zetsu.

"What is this?" You held up the card.

"Are you stupid or something?" The black half snapped. "It clearly tells you what it is."

"Well, I guess this is sweet." You touched the blood red letters. "Is this actual blood?"

"Yes."

"Gross, but I like you too." You were disgusted, but happy.

Sasori

You were in Sasori's workshop with him. You were working on one of your puppets and he was working on one of his. It was a normal peaceful afternoon. You began to hear noises so you looked up. A little puppet was coming up to you. It was holding a necklace. You looked from the puppet up to Sasori who was now standing over you.

"I made this for you. I have these feelings for you; I believe it is called love. Will you be my significant other?" Sasori asked. There was a little hint of nervousness to his voice. You couldn't help but giggle.

"Of course Sasori." You stood up and hugged him. "I love you too." You felt Sasori let out a sigh of relief.

"That is good. Now put on the necklace."

"Can't you be any more patient with me?" You asked, smiling. He just looked at you as if you were dumb to ask that. You rolled your eyes and picked up the necklace. It was a little wooden heart with 'S + (First Letter Of Your Name)' carved into it.

"Do you like it?"

"Yes I do. It's so sweet."

"Don't expect any more 'sweet' things from me."

"I won't." You couldn't help but start to laugh. Sasori didn't laugh, but he did smile a little bit.

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Itachi

You and Itachi were hanging out at your house. You had made lunch and now you both were eating in silence. There was clearly something you both wanted to say, but neither of you knew how to start it. So how do you solve that problem? You just blurt it out and hope for the best.

"I think I'm in love with you!" You yelled suddenly. At the same time Itachi said: "I might love you."

"You what?" Both of you questioned in unison. You couldn't help but start to giggle at the situation. You got up from your chair and hugged him. You didn't expect him to hug you back, but to your surprise, he did. Itachi and you stayed like that until he spoke again.

"You're mine now. Understand?" Itachi told you. Sure that was demanding, but in its own way it was also sweet. You pulled back to look at him in the eyes to respond.

"That means you are mine now too." You told him with a smile. He nodded his head and pulled you back into the hug. You two were content to stay like that, until your stomach growled loudly. You pulled back, face red with embarrassment. "Uh..."

"Let's finish eating." When Itachi said that, you could have sworn he was smirking at you.

Kisame

It was a beautiful sunny day, so you and Kisame were at the beach once again. You two were swimming around, trying to swim faster than the other. You guys ended up getting tired, so the two of you returned to the shore and laid down on your towels that were under a big umbrella. The two of you laid in silence until he broke it.

"I'm very sure that I'm in love with you _____." Kisame told you suddenly. You sat up and looked at him like he was crazy, or better yet, like his blue skin was now neon pink.

"W-What?" You asked shocked.

"I love you. I understand if you don't feel the same." You answered by pouncing onto him and hugging him tightly. "Wh-"

"I love you too, you silly shark. I just didn't think you'd feel that way about me." You couldn't help but giggle with excitement over his feelings for you.

"Oh, well it seems like we both got a good surprise."

"Yup, now let's go swimming again." The two of you got up and you half dragged Kisame to the water.

"You're my girlfriend now." He informed you simply.

"I am if you are my boyfriend now." You smiled at him as you two got back into the water.

Hidan

Hidan and you were out sacrificing people. You weren't able to do the ritual Hidan did, but you could still kill people and then lay in the diagram like Hidan does. The two of you were just finishing up when Hidan decided to speak.

"_____, you're my fucking girl now. I've been thinking and I don't want to fuck anyone but you."

"But Hidan, we haven't had sex yet."

"It...that was just..." He sat up, clearly annoyed and maybe a bit flustered.

"Was that your way of telling me that you love me?" You sat up to look at him, eager to hear his response.

"Pfft, I fucking guess so." Hidan looked away, so you got up and went to him. You got down on the ground with him and hugged him.

"Well, I love you too."

"Good, let's start killing more fuckers so maybe Jashin will make you immortal like me."

"Alright." You stood up. "Let's kill more bitches!" You yelled, holding your retractable spear up in the air. Hidan laughed as he stood up with his and wrapped his arm around you.

"Let's get go, my bitch."

Kakuzu

Kakuzu and you had just gotten back from a bounty hunt. The two of you were sitting on your couch and were splitting up the money. Kakuzu "accidentally" dropped money on the ground as he was handing it to you. When the two of you bent down to pick it all up, he slipped an extra dollar on the top. When you picked it up, you froze.

Written on the dollar was three words 'I love you'.

"K-Kakuzu?" You looked up at him and smiled.

"I love you _____. More than I love money." Kakuzu told you. you smiled brightly and wrapped your arms around his neck.

"I love you more than money too." You giggled as you felt his arms wrap around your waist.

"Will you be my girlfriend?" He whispered in your ear. Even while whispering, his voice was deep and it made you shudder. It seems like that voice will always make your brain turn to mush.

"Of course I will be, as long as you'll be my boyfriend."

"Oh yes I will."

"Good, now let's go back to counting the money." He nodded his head and you could see the small smile he had on his face that he thought was hidden under his mask.

Tobi

You and Obito were lying on your couch together. When he was calm and without a mask, you called him Obito, and when he was masked and hyper, you called him Tobi. You enjoyed your time with both Tobi and Obito.

"We love you, you know." Obito told you when he thought you were asleep. You smile and waited to see if he'd continue talking. "I wish we could come out and tell you, but I guess we're worried that we'll get you caught up in our weirdness and scare you away."

"Weirdness is good Obito." He looked down at you, shocked. "Tobi, Obito, whichever you are, I love both of you. You're honestly the same guy underneath it all."

"I'm glad you think so."

"You're my boyfriend now."

"Oh am I?" He teased.

"Yup, I'm your girlfriend and you're my boyfriend."

"Don't I get a say in it?"

"Nope," You sat up and smiled at him.

"_____ needs to be punished then." He put his mask back on and his childish voice was back. You're eyes widened. He then began to tickle you. You let out a girly scream and ran off, him right behind you.

Deidara

Deidara had told you that he was making a special bomb that would let off a special explosion. You asked him what it was, but he refused to tell you. He told you that it was a secret and that you would find out soon enough. Suddenly, he burst in through your door, knocking it off its hinges. You looked up from the chair you were sitting on and stared at him.

"_____ I have that bomb ready." Deidara told you excitedly.

"Okay?"

"Come on I want to show you it right now, hn." He dragged you out of your house and to your explosion field. "Ready, hn?"

"Yep."

"Katsu!" With that, a huge explosion went off. Sparks of all different colors went everywhere. It then spelled out the words 'I love you _____'. You gasped and looked at Deidara. He looked pretty proud of himself.

"You love me?"

"Clearly, hn. I didn't spend a week on that for nothing, hn."

"You're an ass Barbie, but I love you too." You hugged him tightly and he hugged you back.

"You're mine now, hn."

"Yes, yes I am."