Notice: There will only be a few scenarios left. At a later date, I might add more, but as of right now, there will only be a few left.

Itachi

It seemed like Itachi wanted to be extra critical. He was pointing out any flaws. He made the mistake of making one comment no woman wants to hear, let alone a pregnant woman.

"You aren't fitting in your clothes anymore. You're getting fat." Itachi commented, before he could stop himself. He opened his mouth to speak and take back what he said, but you cut him off.

"I'm pregnant you asshole!" You yelled, throwing a pillow at your boyfriend. You stormed out of the room, furious. You managed to throw a lamp and hit him with it on your way out.

Kisame

Kisame wanted to go swimming, so he got out your new swim suit. It had slipped his mind that you were pregnant and a little bigger than you once were.

"Whoa, maybe you should wear a one piece suit, you have a stomach now." Kisame said, not really understanding what he said.

"Of course I have a stomach!" You snapped and got close to Kisame. "I'm pregnant you blue faced jackass!" You shoved him into the pool and left the room to change into comfy clothes.

Pein

You were trying to hide your growing mid-section. You knew Pein would make a comment about it without realizing it. Unfortunately, he managed to catch you changing. You stood in your underwear in front of him.

"You're fatter than you were before." Pein informed you as if you didn't know that already. You slid your clothes on and glared at him.

"Before I wasn't pregnant with you child, dumbass." You growled and left the room. He knew he messed up especially since you hardly ever call him any bad names.

Hidan

Hidan knew exactly what he was saying. He seemed to say it on purpose. You were cooking when Hidan walked into the kitchen. He thought it'd be a good idea to be an asshole.

"Damn bitch, you are getting huge! You sure you aren't just getting fat instead of being knocked up!" Hidan obnoxiously said to you. Your only response was smacking him with a burning hot pan of boiling water. It was like you expected his rude comments. Hidan ran out of the room screaming about his burning eyes. It sickly made you happy.

Kakuzu

For a guy with five hearts, Kakuzu was quite heartless and insensitive.

"You are fat." Kakuzu said, completely randomly. He didn't give you a reason or an explanation. It was something simple, and said in a hurtful way.

"Thanks Kakuzu. This fat that I have, is called your baby." You calmly said. You stood up and then lit his money on fire. "You heartless bastard! How dare you say something like that! Did you forget that I'm pregnant or something?!" Kakuzu hurried to put out his burning money, while making sure you didn't burn anything else.

Zetsu

Zetsu looked at you like food before, but now you seemed more like food to him, since you were bigger.

"You look like a big juicy pig." Zetsu said, without thinking. You gasped and began to get upset.

"How dare you? A big pig? I'm pregnant you stupid plantass!" You got out your bottle of weed killer and began to spray him. He started apologizing and trying to explain himself but you were so upset that you weren't about to listen to him.

Tobi

Tobi didn't realize what he said, but you had a feeling that Obito did.

"_____ looks really fat now. Did _____ eat a whole person like Zetsu?" Tobi bravely and stupidly asked early in the morning. You weren't sure what to say. Tobi had never been mean before or made any rude comments before. So you didn't respond with words.

You shoved Tobi away from you and began to throw things. He dodged everything, other than Zetsu. Yes, you in a way threw Zetsu at Tobi. Zetsu was more than happy to go after Tobi and begin trying to eat him. Tobi begged you to save him, but this was his punishment, and you were enjoying the sight.

Deidara

"Barbie, how do I look?" You asked simply. He was supposed to say "beautiful" but he didn't.

"You remind me of a cow, hm." Deidara replied. You were wearing a black and white dress, so maybe you were asking for that comment. Nonetheless, you were pregnant, and you shouldn't use a cow to describe a pregnant woman.

"You are serious?" You glared at him. He nodded his head. You smiled, walked over to Deidara and dropped a small bomb in his pants. "Apologize and tell me I'm not fat or else you won't be a man anymore." Deidara then sputtered out an apology and loving/sweet things. You never saw that much fear on his face before.

Sasori

"It's amazing how fat you've gotten." Sasori mentioned late at night. You looked at him and glared. It was like he didn't realize that being pregnant would make you bigger.

"You are a heartless cold puppet." You responded. He glared back at you. "I might be fat, but the fat is from being pregnant. What's your excuse for being how you are?" You got up and left Sasori to think. On his adorable puppet face was the look of shock. He obviously didn't see your response coming. He just sat there and let you storm off to cry to Deidara and Tobi.