Itachi

It was June 9th, Itachi's birthday. The whole Akatsuki celebrated and threw a party for the Uchiha. He didn't seem to care really.

Once the dango and other food were gone, it was time for presents. Most of the Akatsuki got him pointless cheap things and some got him nothing at all. Itachi still looked so sad and depressed. He looked at you with hopeful eyes. He hoped you'd make the day worthwhile.

"Here Itachi." You handed him a slip of paper. He looked at it questioningly. "It's a coupon for free dango for life." You explained. Everyone watched as Itachi's eyes widened. He looked at the paper and actually smiled. You heard gasps and the sound of Konan fainting. "Happy birthday 'tachi." You smiled at him.

"Thank you _____." Itachi stood up and hugged you tightly. "That was the best present."

"You're welcome." You and Itachi kissed and held each other. Everyone in the room was even more in shock. You and Itachi couldn't be happier.

Kisame

It was March 18th, Kisame's birthday. He seemed enthusiastic about it. The Akatsuki threw a big party. Everyone ate shrimp, crab and cake. When it was time for presents, everyone got him something. Most was things Kisame already had or didn't want. There was one that confused Kisame. Itachi got him shark food. Kisame questioned it, but Itachi wouldn't explain.

"Come on Kisa. It's time for your final present." You told your confused boyfriend. You led Kisame to the pool are. Itachi was following close behind with the shark food. "Happy birthday Kisa." You said happily. Itachi threw some food towards the water but seconds before it touched the water, a baby shark leapt out to eat the food.

"You got me a baby shark?" Kisame gasped before pulling you in for a bear...well shark hug. "This is awesome. I shall name him Sam."

"Sam the shark?" You giggled. It seemed like he was happy about his gift. You just hoped he wouldn't feed anyone to it.

Pein

It was September 19th, Nagato's birthday. Since Pein had been working so much, he forgot it was his birthday. He only remembered when he entered the living room. A surprise party was there waiting for him. After cake and grilled fish, everyone got ready to give Pein his one and only present.

"Happy birthday Pein!" You and Konan said together. You handed him a piece of paper.

"What is this?" He asked, confused. You and Konan smiled at him.

"It's a vacation to a nice place." Konan explained.

"You and I are both going away for a whole week!" You exclaimed happily.

"Away from work, for a whole week?" Pein asked, just to make sure he heard right.

"Yup." You were then hugged by Pein.

"Thank you so very much." Pein pulled away and looked at you hopefully. "When can we leave?"

"Now if you want." Pein then dragged you from the party and headed for his vacation. Pein seemed happy with his gift and you might have even seen him smile.

Hidan

It was April 2nd, Hidan's birthday. He loved the attention he was getting. There was a party, cake and spare ribs. He got simple things from the other members. He was disappointed every time he saw his gift. Before his birthday he made it clear he wanted a new Jashin pendant. It seemed like he was never going to get it.

"Here Hidan." You handed him a little box. He sighed and opened it.

"You got me a new Jashin pendant?" Hidan's normal mood fully came back. He jumped up and hugged you. "Thanks bit- I mean thanks _____!" He held you tightly. It was nearly bone crushing.

"Hidan you're killing me." You choked out. He released you and put his necklace on.

"Don't lose this one. I don't need to hear your bitching again." Kakuzu said, in his usual harsh tone.

"Shut up Kakuzu!" Hidan yelled. You smiled as the two bickered. It seems like Hidan was happy enough. You did hope he wouldn't lose the necklace again; it was hard to get a replacement.

Kakuzu

It was August 15th, Kakuzu's birthday. He didn't want a party, since he's gone through so many before. He was feeling down too, because he hadn't been able to get any replacement hearts lately so he was down to his own heart.

After Kakuzu ate some liver and everyone else ate normal food, it was present time. He got money from most people, but then you set a medium sized cooler on the table.

"Happy birthday Kakuzu!" You said loudly and happily. Everyone just stared at it. "It's from Hidan and I. Open it Kuzu."

"Alright." Kakuzu opened it and saw all the replacement hearts he needs. "You got me hearts?"

"Yup, they are all of the chakra natures you need too." You said with a big smile.

"Thank you." Kakuzu closed the cooler and hugged you. It was a rare display of affection around others, so you knew he was extremely thankful and maybe even a little happy. You hoped he'd tell you now how old he really was.

Zetsu

Zetsu didn't have a birthday and he was very upset over it. Everyone around him was getting a party, except him. You decided that July 27th would be his birthday. You and the rest of the Akatsuki threw him a party. You all played games, ate cake and had a good time.

It was finally present time. You and Zetsu left the group to go outside. Once outside Zetsu saw a pile of bodies.

"What's all this?" White Zetsu asked, sounding very excited.

"Happy birthday Zetsu. All of these are for you." You said smiling at your boyfriend.

"I get to eat all these people?" The black half questioned.

"As long as I'm not around to see it, yes."

"Well I suggest you go away then."

"Alright, have fun." You rolled your eyes and left. Zetsu was happy to have so many bodies to eat. He wouldn't be happy after you told him that you won't kiss him until he cleaned his mouth our 10 times.

Tobi

It was February 10th, Obito's birthday. Clearly Tobi decided to not lie about that. He had been bouncing around weeks before yelling about his birthday. Everyone figured Tobi would cry if he didn't get party, so that's what was going on. Cake, ice cream and all of Tobi's favorite foods were eaten.

"Rime for Tobi's presents!" Tobi yelled suddenly. You rolled your eyes and gave Tobi all his presents. He opened everyone else's first and then got to yours. He got toys and games from everyone. He hoped for something less childish from you. You handed him a bag. He quickly pulled out your gift; a mask.

"It's special." You informed him, with a smile on your face.

"What does Tobi's new mask do?" Tobi questioned.

"It changes colors, designs and shapes based on what you want."

"Really?" Tobi ran off to try it on. He seemed happy enough to have a new mask. You hoped Obito liked it as much as Tobi did.

Deidara

It was May 5th, Deidara's birthday. He didn't really want a party; he just wanted a small celebration. Everyone ate food, cake and other random things. When it was time to give Deidara his presents, you noticed no one got him anything good. You were thankful you made him a great person.

When it was your turn, you led everyone outside. Everyone sat down to watch the explosion show.

"Is this is?" Sasori grumbled. You rolled your eyes and told him to keep watching.

'Happy Birthday Deidara!' was lit up in the sky. Once that faded 'Art is an Explosion!' lit up the sky.

"Whoa that was true art, hm!" Deidara said happily. He hugged you and smiled. "Thank you, hm!"

"You also have another present, but that will be shown to you in private." You whispered to your boyfriend. He was happy before, but now he seemed to be even happier. Today seemed like a good day.

Sasori

It was November 8th, Sasori's birthday. Since he didn't age, he didn't think he needed a party or anything. Deidara got him a gift, but other than him, only you got Sasori anything.

You and Sasori were in the room the two of you share. He was relaxing on the bed, and you were getting his gift. It was a wooden box. It was carved and looked beautiful. It was about as long as his arm and as wide as his chest. It was pretty heavy.

"What is that?" Sasori asked, sitting up.

"Your present." You smiled and set it on the bed. Sasori got closer to it and opened it. Inside there were two puppets. One looked like you and one was like Sasori. They looked a little freaky since you weren't as skilled with making puppets as Sasori is. "I made those. I know they look weird but-"

"They are beautiful." Sasori said, cutting you off. You smiled at him, thankful for his words.

"Happy birthday Sasori." You mumbled as he pulled you to him for a kiss. He seemed happy about his new puppets. He was even smiling at you.