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Pein

Pein had been going over the amount of money that the Akatsuki had. You hadn't been in the room with him, but you heard his anger when he yelled and threw something. You walked into the office carefully and stood there. Pein threw his desk at the wall.

"Pein? What's gotten you so angry?" You asked, careful to not get near him yet.

"I just went over the money we have and Kakuzu hasn't brought in enough money for anything." Pein growled, causing you to step back. He noticed you being weary of him and calmed down. "I'm going to have to send everyone out on extra missions to make up for the lack of money." Pein sat down in his chair and sighed.

"It'll be okay." You hugged Pein. "That's what your Akatsuki members are for, making them do extra work." Pein looked up at you and looked a little less angry.

"Would you go and send Kakuzu and Hidan in? I have some things to say to them." You nodded your head and left the room. Pein was angry now, but after yelling at those two, he should feel a lot better.

Zetsu

You heard Tobi yelling for help, so you had to run to the garden. When you got there, you saw Zetsu trying to eat Tobi. The lollipop ran to you and begged you to calm Zetsu down. You sighed and walked right over to the plant man that was in a bad mood.

"Zetsu, what's wrong?" You asked, not even worried that Zetsu would eat you.

"That!" Both sides yelled, pointing to his newly planted flowers. They were stomped all over. You couldn't help but gasp.

"What happened to them?" You asked, completely understanding of Zetsu's bad mood now. Zetsu explained that Tobi was running around like an idiot like usual. He wasn't watching where he was going and ended up running all over the plants. He then tried to hide them by dumping dirt on them to make it seem like it was a new flower bed.

"The idiot ruined all of the new plants, the ones we have no replacements for." Zetsu said, glaring at Tobi.

"Go on Zetsu." You said which just made him look at you confused. "Go eat Tobi." Zetsu didn't need to be told twice. He went after the screaming Tobi. It seemed like maybe killing Tobi would make Zetsu feel better.

Sasori

You weren't sure where Sasori and Deidara were, but you were worried. You heard an explosion earlier but you never heard anything after that. You were almost worried that both of them killed each other.

"Sasori are you in here?" You started to open the door to his workshop, but you gasped. The workshop was where the explosion went off in. Nothing was really damaged but there were some charred and smoky things. Sasori and Deidara sat in the middle of the room looking at each other.

"_____ please help me, hm." Deidara said, looking a little afraid.

"What happened in here?"

"Deidara set off a bomb and it messed up my workshop." Sasori said, calmly. He might have sounded calm but you knew that he wasn't calm at all.

"Clearly, but why don't you let him go and we can tal-"

"No. The brat stays." Sasori growled. You knew then he was actually quite furious with the blonde bomber.

"Okay, so I will leave you to whatever you might do to Deidara." You turned around and left the room. You heard Deidara yelling for help, but you weren't about to go back in there. When Sasori was in a bad mood you had to avoid him or else you might get turned into a puppet. You were in no mood to become a puppet, so Deidara was on his own. Sasori would feel better after beating up the blonde, so you weren't about to stop him.

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Itachi

You weren't sure what was wrong. You didn't know if it was you or someone else, but someone put your weasel in a bad mood.

"Hey 'tachi, do you have any missions today?" You asked your grumpy boyfriend. You hoped he'd talk to you.

"Hn." Was all Itachi said.

"Do you want to do anything fun?" You weren't giving up. You needed to get him to talk.

"Hn." He still wasn't talking. You growled and took his book from him.

"Dammit 'tachi. Who stuck this new pole up your ass?" You snapped. He glared at you.

"You used all my hair conditioner."

"You're in a bad mood... because of hair products?" You weren't sure if you should be angry, or laugh at him.

"Correct."

"That was the last thing I thought would have put you in a bad mood..." You giggled, and then giggled more when you saw Itachi smirk at his ridiculous reason to be upset.

Kisame

There were random sharks throughout the hideout. That meant that Kisame was in a foul mood. You followed the sharks to find your boyfriend. He was in the lounge, clearly upset about something.

"Kisa, what's wrong?" You asked your sharky man.

"Itachi!" He yelled.

"What about him?"

"He told me that he didn't need me on his mission. So he put me in a genjutsu and left me behind." Kisame was furious; he hated being put under Itachi's genjutsu.

"Wow, Itachi's an asshole."

"I'm glad you agree." He smirked at you.

"I have an idea of how to get back at him." You informed your boyfriend, hoping it would pull him out of his bad mood.

"What's your idea?"

"You know how Itachi told us to never have sex on his bed?" Kisame nodded his head, smiling. He knew where it was going. "Well, let's go do it." Kisame smirked; his bad mood was forgotten now.

Hidan

You woke up to Hidan slamming the bedroom door and swearing. You sat up and stared at him. His body parts were sewn in the wrong places. His arms were where his legs were supposed to be and his legs were where his arms were supposed to be. His head was where his male parts were supposed to be and his male parts were attached to his chest.

"Do I even want to know what happened?" You asked simply.

"Kakuzu got fucking pissed off so he did this."

"Oh, well, I'm going to go back to sleep now." You moved to lay down again but Hidan stopped you.

"Hell no! Get your ass over here and detach my fucking parts so you can put me back together the fucking right way!" You sighed, got out of bed and walked over to your crazy looking boyfriend.

"Fine, I'll help." You then reached out, grabbed his male parts and tore them from his body. Hidan screamed like a little girl. His bad day was going to get worse.

Kakuzu

You heard Hidan's screams of pain. You knew only Kakuzu was causing the immortal pain. You sighed and left the kitchen where you had been. You found Kakuzu in the lounge. Hidan was gone but his blood was everywhere.

"Kuzu, is everything alright?" You didn't get close to him. He was in a violent mode.

"Hidan burned some of my money." You gasped. That was a sure way to make Kakuzu angry and violent.

"So what'd you do to Hidan?" He explained what he did (same as in Hidan portion of this chapter). You couldn't help but laugh. "So you dismembered him, then put him back together wrong? You are awesome Kuzu!" You forgot about his violent mode and went over to hug him.

"Thank you." You could tell he was still upset, but you had an idea.

"Come on Kuzu, let's go on a bounty hunt and make you more money."

"That's a good idea." He smiled under his mask as you smiled happily too.

Tobi

You knew something was off when you woke up peacefully. Normally Tobi's loud mouth would wake you. You got out of bed and saw Tobi in the bathroom. He had his mask off and was staring at himself in the mirror.

"I'm not an ugly monster, right?" You heard him ask himself. He was looking at his scarred face and lack of an eye. You knew his looks were a sensitive subject for him.

"Obito, you look amazing." You pushed open the door. He looked at you in shock; he hadn't noticed you approach the bathroom.

"How can you say that? Just look at me."

"Because it's true. You are very attractive. Inside and out. Stop worrying about it." You kissed his scarred cheek. He smiled at you. He knew you were telling the truth.

"Thank you _____." He kissed your lips then put his mask back on. "Tobi wants pancakes now!"

"Alright." You laughed. You liked when Tobi was happy and not in a bad mood.

Deidara

"Wake up, hm!" You were jolted out of sleep. You sat up and looked at your boyfriend.

"What Deidara?" You questioned sleepily. You could tell he was angry about something.

"You let Tobi set off my bomb, hm." Your eyes widened. You were in trouble.

"I did let him into your workshop but I didn't think..." You trailed off. You hadn't known Tobi would set off what Deidara was working on. "I'm so sorry."

"So you didn't intentionally do it, hm?"

"No, I'm so so sorry Deidara." You were sad. "I'll make it up to you, I promise!"

"Good, hm." The smirk on his face worried you. He dragged you out of the bed, out of the bedroom and into his workshop. "You will be my assistant, hm. So I'll be able to make the replacement bomb faster, hm."

"Lovely..." It seemed like Deidara faked his bad mood to get you to do what he wants. Sneaky four mouthed man.