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Pein

You had been feeling wrong for the past few days. You felt like you wanted to throw up all the time and certain things just didn't smell normal anymore. It took you another week to realize that you missed your period two months in a row. You had been so busy that you hadn't noticed that until now.

You didn't want to tell anyone so you went to your doctor without telling anyone. Your doctor ran tests and told you that you were pregnant. You were both happy and feeling more of a need to throw up. You weren't sure how Pein was going to take the news.

You went home worried, and thinking. When you got to the hideout, you went right to Pein's office. He looked almost happy to see you.

"Where have you been?" Pein asked, getting up from his chair to go to you.

"I have something to tell you." You said, worry filling your voice.

"What is it _____?"

"Pein, Iampregnant.Wearegoingtohaveababy." You said extremely fast.

"Say that again, but slower."

"I...am...-"

"Too slow. ____ just spit it out already!"

"I AM PREGNANT!" You yelled. Pein's eyes widened and he just stared at you. "We are going to have a baby." You said a lot less loud.

"How?"

"Do I really need to explain how a baby is made to a grown man?" You snapped. He glared at you as the news set in.

"We are going to be a family? I am going to have a family again?"

"Yes and yes." You said with a smile on your face. Pein hugged you not too tightly and kissed you passionately.

"I love you _____." Pein had never been so happy before. It damn near scared you.

"I love you too Pein."

Zetsu

You were acting like a total bitch. You had no idea why and Zetsu sure as hell didn't know why either. After a week of being a bitch, it turned into full blown mood swings. You were crying and yelling and doing both at the same time. It was freaking everyone out.

So you locked yourself in your bedroom to give you some time away from everyone. That was when you realized that you weren't losing your mind, you probably just were on your period. Then you remembered that you had missed your period last month, and were getting close to missing this month's as well.

You left your room to find Zetsu. You told him what was going on and made him go and get you a pregnancy test. When he got back and gave you the test, you refused to take it. You told him that if he found out you were pregnant than he wouldn't love you anymore or he'd try to eat you and the baby. After he spent an hour of telling you that you were wrong, you took the test.

"Zetsu..." You sniffled. He opened the bathroom door to see you on the floor, crying your eyes out while holding the test.

"_____ what is wrong?" Zetsu asked, walking to your side.

"I'm pregnant with a plant child!" You wailed. It caught him off guard. He helped you stand up and took you to the bed. He saw the test that said you were pregnant. "My baby is going to be part plant!" You kept crying.

"What am I supposed to do?" White Zetsu asked, totally confused on how to deal with the situation. "Let's eat her; it'll solve all our problems." Black Zetsu responded. Before white Zetsu could reply, you screamed.

"I knew it! You are going to eat me!" You got out of bed and ran. "Konan!" Zetsu was about to go after you when it finally hit him.

"I'm going to be a father..." He stood there in shock. He wasn't sure what to do. Until Konan came in and hit him with a newspaper for scaring his pregnant girlfriend.

Sasori

Sasori was the one to tell you that you were pregnant. After a whole month of being sick, having mood swings and just seeming off, Sasori pointed out that is how pregnant people act. You were both happy and confused. You weren't sure how the hell you were able to get pregnant from a puppet and honestly didn't even believe him.

You demanded him take you to the doctors to find out if you really were pregnant or not. After tests and retests, you finally heard from your doctor that you were pregnant. You started to cry but were happy. When Sasori found out for sure, he was happy that he was right, and that you were pregnant.

"I can't believe it; we are going to be a family." You said, happily as Sasori took you back to the hideout. You suddenly gasped, which frightened Sasori.

"What's wrong?" Sasori asked.

"You are the most impatient person in the world. How the hell are you supposed to be patient with a baby and not like murder it?" You asked, as you began to cry.

"Stop crying _____ everything will be alright. I'll have 9 months to learn some patients. Besides, I wouldn't kill our baby."

"You sure?" Sasori glared at you for that. You couldn't help but giggle. "Now we'll have someone new to teach things to."

"Like making puppets and passing the ones I've made down to them."

"Like a family tradition." You said with a smile.

"Making puppets to kill people and living within the Akatsuki..." Sasori looked at you a bit skeptical.

"That's a terrible family tradition." You both said at the same time. You began to laugh and he just smirked. You knew then that the two of you were going to be just fine and that the baby would be alright as well.

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Itachi

You had been feeling sick and had been throwing up all day. It had been a daily thing for a week. That's also how long it took to figure out you hadn't been having a period for at least two months.

You didn't tell Itachi, you went right to Konan crying. She went to buy a pregnancy test without letting anyone see it. She handed it to you and left you in the bathroom.

"Oh my gosh..." You gasped when you saw the test and it said you were pregnant. "Konan! Go get Itachi please!" A few minutes later, Itachi knocked on the door.

"_____?" You heard Itachi call through the door.

"Come in, 'tachi." He walked in and looked at your hands instantly. More specifically, the pregnancy test in them.

"Is that what I think it is?" His voice cracked. You nodded your head and held up the stick.

"I'm pregnant 'tachi." You smiled with tears coming down your face. Itachi walked to you and hugged you.

"I can't believe it. I'm going to be a father." Itachi sounded surprisingly happy. You pulled back to see the rare smile on his face.

"We're going to be parents. We're going to add another member to the Akatsuki family." You two couldn't be happier.

Kisame

You had felt odd for at least a month. You would crave odd foods and demanded Kisame go retrieve them at that moment. Today though, you craved something that Kisame would probably not want to get you.

"Kisa?" You called out. You were in the lounge, and he was elsewhere in the hideout.

"Yes, _____?" Kisame asked as he entered the lounge.

"I am craving more stuff."

"Alright, what is it?"

"Sushi and shark fin soup." The horrified look that was now on his face made you laugh. "I was joking Kisa. I just want sushi, no shark fin anything."

"I thought you hated sushi?" He questioned confused, and relieved that you weren't serious about the soup.

"Well I want some sushi so go and get some!" You yelled. As you yelled, Itachi had walked in. You and Itachi watched a startled Kisame retreat out the door.

"Get a pregnancy test too Kisame. I have a feeling you'll be needing it." Itachi informed his sharky partner. It then hit you. You jumped up off the couch to look at Itachi.

"Weasel, you're right! I can't believe I forgot!" You yelled, nearly frantic. He looked at you calmly. "I haven't had my period and I'm always on time." You ran out of the room. You heard an 'I didn't need to know that' from the weasel as you ran down the hall.

Kisame brought the sushi and the pregnancy test. You ate the sushi and then took the test. Kisame was right there in the bathroom with you during it. Both of you stared at the test as it showed a very clear answer; you are pregnant.

"I'm pregnant." You gasped as Kisame said "I'm going to be a dad." You looked at each other and hugged then kissed. You two were so overwhelmed with happiness, so you went to tell everyone about the news.

Hidan

You were looking at yourself in the mirror. Something just seemed off. You weren't sure about what it was, until Hidan walked in.

"Whoa! _____, damn your boobs have gotten bigger." Hidan yelled, clearly happy. You turned, covered your body with a blanket and glared at your boyfriend.

"Shut up Hidan!" You snapped. You noticed that your breasts hurt when you put pressure on them with your arms and blanket. Hidan put his hands up and walked to the bathroom.

"Fuck woman. Are you pregnant or something? I heard that the bigger tits were a sign of that." Hidan said, totally joking as he entered the bathroom. He was laughing, however, you were not. You stood, staring at the bathroom door.

"I can't remember when I had a period last." You mumbled to yourself. You sat on your bed, counting and thinking. When Hidan walked out of the bathroom, he saw the scared look on your face.

"Fuck no! I was joking! You're not allowed to be pregnant!" Hidan yelled.

"Go buy a test for me. Now!" You growled. Hidan, for once, listened to you. He ran out of the room. Not even ten minutes later, he was back. He threw two tests at you.

"Go find the fuck out now!" Hidan growled, he was freaking out now, like you were. You went to the bathroom and used both tests. You saw both results and they were the same.

"Hidan?" You choked out. He burst into the room to see you crying. You held up the pregnancy tests. "I'm pregnant."

"Shit." His reaction brought more tears to your eyes. "No no! Fuck, don't cry! I'm fucking happy! Stop the damn tears woman!" Hidan did not know how to handle a crying girl. You were still crying, but you smiled and hugged him.

"We're going to be parents." You whispered, very happy and scared.

"There's going to be a mini us running around soon." You and Hidan both paused and looked at each other. A mini you and Hidan? "Oh fuck." Both of you said, now terrified.

Kakuzu

You felt bloated and you were having bad cramps. It was off to you because you weren't on your period. You soon realized you were supposed to have had your period earlier in the month.

"Kuzu, can I have some money?" You sweetly asked your boyfriend. You didn't really want to alarm him if you were wrong. You wanted a pregnancy test.

"No." Kakuzu said, counting his money. You frowned.

"Please Kuzu. I really need some money. It's important." You made a cute face. He couldn't resist the cute face, right?

"No. Now go find something else to do." You walked out of the bedroom and went to Konan. She was in the kitchen.

"Konan. Can you go ask Kakuzu for money? He won't let me have any." You asked your blue haired friend.

"Sure, if you yell me what you need money for." You looked around to make sure no one was listening.

"I missed my period." She instantly nodded her head, she understood what you needed to buy. She began walking out of the room. "But don't let him know that I need the money." She came back a few minutes later, with no money.

"He told me to go burn. I guess he doesn't want to give up the money." Konan informed you sadly.

"I'll go..." You paused to deal with a cramp. "I'll go deal with him. Thanks for trying." You walked right into the bedroom and went up to Kakuzu. "I need money. Now Kakuzu."

"Why, what is so import-" You then cut him off.

"I might be pregnant. Is that important enough to spend money?" Kakuzu froze and looked up at you to study your face.

"Very well." He handed you the money you needed. You left the room to go buy a pregnancy test. When you got back, you took the test.

"Kuzu, come in here." You called sweetly. He walked in to see you with a smile on your face. "I'm going to have a baby."

"Lovely, I'm going to have to spend more money now." You slapped your boyfriend's arm. "I mean, yay, we're going to be parents."

"Don't say 'yay' Kuzu. It sounds scary with your deep voice." You giggled and hugged him happily. You could tell he was pretty happy about the pregnancy too.

Tobi

To say Tobi/Obito was afraid of you was a big understatement. One second you were happy, the next you were crying and then the next you were happy. Poor Tobi/Obito didn't know what to do.

"Tobi! Get your lollipop ass in here!" You yelled loudly. Tobi had locked himself in the bathroom to escape your mood swings.

"_____ is scaring Tobi!" Tobi cried through the locked door.

"Well, I have to pee so open the door!" You sniffled. You began bawling, because you 'had to pee' and Tobi refused to listen to you.

"Oh, okay. Tobi will open the door then." Tobi began to open the door. Once it was open, he realized you had lied to him. You grabbed him by the mask and threw him on the bed.

"I want to cuddle dammit!" You crawled on the bed and clung to your boyfriend. He quickly entered Obito mode.

"_____, have you had your female cycle this month?" Obito asked calmly. You sat up and looked at him. You thought for a moment.

"No I haven't." You whispered. You looked at Obito and began to cry again. He sighed and hugged you.

"I'll go have Konan get a pregnancy test." Obito left to tell Konan to get the test. A few moments later, Obito returned. Konan had an extra one from her own pregnancy scare.

"I'm afraid Obito." You clung to him. He then dragged you to the bathroom, pushed you in and gave you the box. He left you alone to do the test.

"_____? Are you done?"

"Yes." You sounded emotionless. It worried Obito so he instantly went into the bathroom.

"Well?"

"You got me pregnant you jackass!" You yelled and attacked Obito. He caught your arms and held you away. You then began to cry. "I'm pregnant!" You wailed loudly. Obito was happy to hear that, but was waiting until you became happy too. "I'm pregnant. I-I'm going to be a mother!" You were happy now.

"And I'm going to be a father." Obito and you hugged and jumped around the bathroom happily.

Deidara

You were feeling a little off. You were dizzy but weren't sure why. You figured you had a cold or something and just went about your day. A week past, and the dizziness got worse. Deidara finally began to notice it too.

"_____, hm?" Deidara called out into the bedroom. You weren't there though. Deidara began searching for you and eventually found you, in the kitchen. You were lying on the ground. "_____, hm?" Deidara ran to you and picked you up off the ground. He took you to the lounge and sat on the couch.

"What's the yelling about, Deidara?" Konan asked as she walked in the room. She saw you on the couch and went over to you.

"Ow, where am I?" You questioned as you began to wake up.

"I found you on the floor hm. What happened, hm?"

"I was getting ready to cook dinner when I started getting really dizzy. Then I guess I fainted." You explained still a little confused.

"_____, you're not sick so why'd you faint, hm?"

"Are you pregnant?" Konan asked. Your eyes widened and Deidara's followed too. You both stared wide eyed at each other.

"I do think I've missed my period."

"I have a pregnancy test for you to take." Konan led you to her room and had you take the test. When you saw the results, you screamed. Deidara burst into the room, to get the test thrown at his head.

"You four mouthed jerk! We're having a kid now!" You yelled at him. You then got dizzy and sat down.

"We are having a kid, hm?" Deidara asked, a bit unsure if you were safe to be around now.

"Yup."

"Are you really angry, hm?" He stepped closer to you. you shook your head.

"I'm happy, but are you?" You looked at him, concerned.

"I'm happy, hm." He smiled at you. He was nervous enough. He was going to be a father. "We're going to be a family, hm." He and you were both in shock. You were happy, but in complete shock.