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Pein

Konan and Pein had been around each other more than usual. She also for some reason wouldn't look at you and Pein would avoid you altogether. It was starting to upset you and make you think that there was something going on there. One day you had walked into Pein's office to see Konan and Pein extremely close together and talking about something. Neither of them noticed that you had been there. You were getting fed up with it and decided to just talk to Pein about it.

"Can we talk Pein?" You asked as you entered his office.

"I'm busy." Pein said, just like he always does now.

"It's important."

"Fine." Pein set his paperwork down to look up at you.

"If you are cheating with Konan or someone else, would you please just tell me already? This has been driving me insane for the past few weeks." Pein looked at you like you had gone crazy. He stood up and walked over to you.

"I'm not cheating on you at all. There has just been so much work to be done. I suppose I forgot that I'm in a relationship so I was working far too much." You nodded your head and left the room. You felt stupid now.

Zetsu

Zetsu had been spending a lot more time at the green house than necessary. One of the days you went there, you saw one of the workers was an extremely attractive woman. She seemed to be very interested in Zetsu. He even seemed interested in her since she was who he went to talk to about various plants and gardening tips.

One of the days Zetsu came home from the green house, you decided to talk to him about what was going on.

"What the hell is going on with you and the green house lady?" You asked, unsure if you even want to know.

"What the hell are you talking about?" Black Zetsu answered glaring at you.

"You know what I'm talking about. You have been at the green house everyday but never come home with any plants. I saw the woman. She is interested in you. What is going on?"

"I needed advice on what types of things a woman would want. I am making a special garden just for you, and I needed a woman's opinion." White Zetsu explained. You stood there staring, not sure what to say. "Feel pretty stupid huh?" Black Zetsu chuckled as he walked away. He clearly wasn't upset about you accusing him of anything.

Sasori

Sasori had been at the Puppet Warehouse for a few days in a row. He never let you come along and he never let you know what was going on. He would always tell you that he needed more of something and that you weren't necessary to bring along.

One of the days you followed him and saw him talking to a group of girls. They were clearly trying to be all over him but he didn't even do anything about it. It made you angry so you walked into the store to confront him.

"Sasori?" You asked, getting the attention of him and the females.

"_____, what are you doing here? I told you to stay at home." Sasori said walking away from the confused girls.

"I clearly followed you." You looked past him to the girls who were watching him and talking about him. "Are you cheating on me or something Sasori?"

"What? Don't be stupid and waste my time with asking me that."

"Well you come here every day and never let me come with you, and then I find you around a bunch of girls. So how about you explain what's going on so I won't have to waste time by asking if you are cheating on me."

"I'm running a little art class for puppetry." Sasori said while looking away. It almost seemed like he was embarrassed.

"Oh...Well that's great that you aren't cheating on me." You were relieved. You hugged Sasori. "I'll keep your secret. Don't worry. So have fun with teaching." You then looked past him to the girls and spoke loud enough for him to hear. "If any of you touch my boyfriend I will carve out your eyes. Got it?" All the girls nodded in fear. You smiled and kissed Sasori on the cheek before leaving.

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Itachi

Itachi had been secretive, more so than usual. It was upsetting you, so you stopped hanging around him as much. If he wanted to be secretive, you could play that game too. After a week though, Itachi decided to confront you. You were eating a snack in the kitchen when he came in, angry.

"Who?" He demanded harshly.

"Who what?" You asked, confused as hell.

"Who have you been sleeping with?" Itachi growled.

"Me sleeping with someone? If anyone is cheating it's you." You snapped back.

"Why would I cheat?"

"You've been secretive and been avoiding me for a week now."

"You have been as well _____."

"Only because you were like that first!" You responded, a bit childishly.

"I've been planning a secret party for us. It's our anniversary in 3 days."

"Oh...I totally knew that..." You laughed nervously.

"You clearly didn't." Itachi smirked, all anger with you gone.

Kisame

Kisame had been trying to stay as far from you as possible. He wouldn't even look at you. He stopped sleeping in your room and didn't speak to you at all. There could only be one reason why, in your mind.

"You're cheating on me, aren't you?" He was in the shower, so you snuck into the bathroom to question him.

"Why would you ask that?" He responded, a bit angry. You explained the way he'd been acting and waited for a response.

"Well? If you are cheating, just tell me!"

"It's been mating season. I've been avoiding you so I don't jump you randomly." He poked his head out of the shower, so you could see the seriousness on his face.

"You...Mating season?"

"Yes, it lasts two weeks for me. The first week is the hardest." He looked embarrassed. "I was afraid I'd harm you. I'm sorry I never told you before."

"Oh, thank Jashin. I was terrified that you really were cheating on me." You laughed, so relieved. "Next time just tell me when mating season is. Don't just avoid me."

Hidan

Hidan was coming home late, smelling of alcohol and hookers and being completely tired. He would go on a mission with Kakuzu, and come back like that every time. You were afraid to ask why, but you knew you had to woman up and find out the truth.

"Hidan, can we talk?" You asked when he got back from his mission.

"What do you fucking want? I'm tired." Hidan snapped.

"Tell me the truth; are you having sex on your missions?" He looked at you like you were insane.

"Why the fuck would you ask me that?"

"You smell of alcohol and sluts every time you come home from a mission."

"Kakuzu's damn collection office is in a strip club. The smell rubs off of me. I'm not fucking cheating." He told you truthfully. You could see that he was telling the truth.

"I'm sorry for accusing you then..." You were embarrassed that you jumped to conclusions.

"Well, I can think of a good way to make it up to me." Hidan said suggestively.

Kakuzu

You went with Kakuzu on a bounty hunt and you noticed that there was a new collection dude. It was now a woman. She would give Kakuzu looks that were clearly filled with lust. She would make comments that would hint to her wanting to do something again or that she was so eager to see him for some reason. It bothered you badly, so you finally got the courage to ask Kakuzu about it.

"Why does that woman look and talk like that with you?" You asked Kakuzu before you and him went to bed. He looked up at you confused. He set his money down to give you his full attention.

"What are you talking about?"

"Did you have sex with her? The woman at the collection office."

"Yes." Your heart broke. You opened your mouth to talk, but Kakuzu continued to talk. "It was long before I knew you. It had been one night. She just doesn't get that I'm not interested in her at all."

"So you're not cheating?" Kakuzu uncharacteristically chuckled and pulled you to him.

"I'd never do that to you. I only have eyes for you." He kissed the top of your head before going back to counting his money.

Tobi

Tobi had been hanging around Konan a lot lately. They would whisper and have quiet conversations but would stop whenever you or Pein was around. You were concerned about it, and it seemed like Pein was as well.

"What do you think they are doing?" Pein asked as you and him were staring at the door Konan and Tobi had walked through; the kitchen door.

"I don't know, but I'm going to find out." You said as you walked into the kitchen with Pein right behind you. Tobi, Konan and the whole kitchen was covered in cake batter.

"What is going on here?" Pein demanded. You were too confused to speak.

"We were trying to bake a cake for the Akatsuki birthday celebration. But it hasn't been going well." Konan informed you and Pein. She wiped some batter off of her face as she did so.

"Tobi wanted it to be a surprise! _____ always bakes the cakes and this time I wanted to do it, so Tobi went to Konan for help, but Konan hasn't been much of a help." Tobi said in a pouty voice.

"Oh..." You mumbled looking at the mess. You suddenly felt stupid for thinking Konan and Tobi would do anything inappropriate together.

"Well, we'll just leave you to it." Pein said as he pulled you out of the kitchen, leaving them to their mess.

Deidara

Deidara had come home from a day/night of being with the boys of the Akatsuki. They had gone to a bar and had come back crazy drunk. Kakuzu, Itachi, Hidan, Kisame, Tobi and Deidara all smelled like alcohol, sex and women.

You were so sad and angry that you slept on the couch. You didn't want to be near Deidara at all. You weren't sure what he did, or didn't do, but you sure as hell were going to find out as soon as possible.

"What did you do Barbie?" You asked your hungover boyfriend when he finally found you.

"I got drunk with the guys, hm." He said to you quietly because his head ached.

"What else did you do?"

"Ask what you really want to know, hm!" He sensed that you were avoiding the actual question.

"Did you have sex with another woman last night!?" You yelled, very angry now. He winced and thought for a moment.

"No, hm. Some hooker was trying to rub all over me, but I refused her, hm." He sat on the couch next to you. "I'd never cheat on you, hm."

"Good, because if you did, I'd have to blow you and her up and that would really suck."