Pein decided to let everyone have a party and celebrate the sealing of a tailed beast. This will be the first time you get to be a part of a party with the Akatsuki. Pein thought that it would be a good idea to have alcohol at the party, he was wrong.

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Pein

Pein tried to avoid the alcohol to be the responsible adult, but that didn't last long. You and Konan worked together to get Pein drunk. He had no idea what hit him until he had already swallowed an unhealthy amount of alcohol. The three of you were now drunk and in his office. You and Pein were the only two awake though. Konan had passed out on the floor.

"So then I was all like..." Pein was telling you about how he destroyed villages and won battles. He was standing on his desk, yelling to the room as if it was the most important thing ever. You couldn't help but just laugh at him and listen. Suddenly, Pein fell off the desk and landed right on you with a loud crash.

~

You and Pein woke to Konan throwing water on the two of you.

"What the hell?" You asked as you and Pein sat up. You were bruised and in pain from Pein falling onto you.

"What happened?" Pein asked, very confused. He then groaned and held his head. "Why does my head ache?"

"You got drunk Pein. I don't know how, but you did. But I suggest you never get drunk again." Konan said as she threw the bucket that held the water away.

Zetsu

You didn't think that a plant man could get drunk, but he did. Zetsu thought he would just have a few drinks, but after Tobi got a hold of the bottle of alcohol and dumped it down the plant's throat, all hopes of drinking slowly and moderately went out the window.

"Well hello there beautiful." Zetsu said as he wrapped his arms around the medium sized plant in the corner of the room. "You look lonely, want me to keep you company?"

"Uh Zetsu?" You asked, also drunk but a little more sane.

"Shh baby, that's my girlfriend. She can't know about our relationship."

"Zetsu... What the hell are you doing?" You asked, getting angry. "What do you mean relationship with her?" For some reason you didn't quite understand that it was just a plant.

~

"What the hell is all of this?" Pein's angry voice yelled early in the morning. You sat right up and Zetsu yelled as he fell off the couch. The plant from the corner was thrown all over the room and was on fire in some places.

"Did I do that?" You asked Zetsu. He shrugged and helped you stand up.

"Neither of you will ever be allowed to have alcohol again. Is that clear?"

"Yes sir." You and Zetsu said, a little afraid of how angry Pein looked.

"That was my favorite plant..." Pein mumbled as he left the room sadly.

Sasori

You had a bad feeling when Sasori started to drink, but you didn't want to say anything. But now at midnight, you regretted not saying anything. Sasori was drunk off his ass. He was shooting his poisoned soaked coil from his stomach at everyone and setting things on fire with those things coming out of his hands. He was even trying to control people with his chakra stings.

"Sasori, please calm down!" You called down the hallway as he ran as he set things on fire. "Sasori stop it!" He was causing so much damage. Pein was going to be furious.

"Just relax _____. Everything will be alright." Sasori said to you. Him saying that scared the hell out of you.

~

You woke up in your bed, so you thought it was all a bad dream. Then you saw the bed was soaked with water and you were holding onto Sasori's severed head, one of his arms and his core.

"Oh my god!" You quickly put him back together and watched as he woke up.

"How am I able to feel this horrible pain in my head?" Sasori asked, holding his head.

"The two of you got drunk, hm. Sasori my man, you destroyed almost everything in the hideout, hm. _____, you took him apart in hopes that would stop his drunken rampage, hm." You two looked up to see Deidara in the doorway.

"That's embarrassing..." Sasori whispered to you.

"Leader wants the two of you to know, you are 'forbidden from ever consuming alcohol again', hm."

"We understand..." You and your boyfriend said in response.

~

Itachi

Normally Itachi wouldn't drink, but he got talked into it by you and Kisame. Since Itachi had no real experience drinking before, he got too drunk too fast. Now everyone gets to see a side of Itachi that no one knew he had. Hell he himself probably didn't know about it.

"You know _____, you are really beautiful." Itachi slurred as he pulled you into his lap. "Your hair smells nice." He buried his face in your hair and began smelling you.

"Itachi, are you alright?" You questioned, getting freaked out.

"You are in my arms, everything is alright!" Itachi practically yelled, seeing Itachi so different made you uneasy. It was nice to hear his voice, but he seemed more possessive than usual. You tried to get up, but he held you tighter.

"Kisame, help me!" You whispered to the sharky man next to you. He nodded his head and reached out to grab you but was cut off by Itachi growling at him. Itachi's eyes swirled into his Sharingan and caught Kisame in a genjutsu.

~

Itachi woke up with you still in his arms, and all the Akatsuki members, other than Pein on the ground caught in a genjutsu.

"What happened?" Itachi sat up and looked at Pein, whom was glaring at him. Itachi realized that he attacked everyone who tried to take you out of his arms.  

"What happened? We learned to never let you drink again." Pein told Itachi, clearly angry.

Kisame

You weren't sure if a shark like guy should have alcohol, but he seemed fine, until he had too much to drink.

"Come here, I want to eat you!" Kisame yelled loudly as he chased Tobi around. You just came back from the bathroom to see it.

"Tobi isn't food!" Tobi cried as he ran from the sharky man.

"Kisame? Please don't eat Tobi." You spoke up when Kisame tackled Tobi. Kisame looked up at you and stood up. "Oh no..." He started stalking up to you. It clicked in your mind that Kisame was in shark mode.

"You look tasty."

"You aren't a shark..."

"Yes, I am." He licked his lips.

"Fuck..." You took off running.

~

Kisame woke up with himself chained to the wall.

"What's going on?" He questioned and looked around.

"You bit me." You replied as his eyes landed on you. On your upper arm there were bandages that were clearly bloody. His jaw dropped and his eyes widened.

"Oh gosh, I'm so sorry." You could see it in his eyes that he felt terrible.

"It's fine Kisame, but no more alcohol for you." You smiled at him.

Hidan

Hidan was thrilled to drink with you. He wanted to get you drunk, instead he got himself drunk.

"Baby?" Hidan suddenly asked. He was lying on the ground. You had left to get him water and came back with him face first on the ground.

"Hidan, are you okay?" You set the water down and went to his side. You helped him sit up and were concerned by how quiet he is.

"I'm a terrible boyfriend." Hidan wailed. His sudden outburst scared you.

"No you aren't." You smiled at him, but he just began crying. Your eyes widened as you watched him be so wrong.

"I'm horrible!" Hidan pulled you to him and just cried.

~

The next morning, Hidan woke up in a puddle.

"What the fuck?" He sat up. "Water?" He touched the liquid and sniffed it.

"Your tears actually." He looked up at Kakuzu. "You thought _____ would leave you so you cried for hours."

"Where the fuck is _____?"

"She got scared by your odd behavior and locked herself in your room."

"Oh, well damn."

"You are no longer allowed to drink."

"...I fucking agree with that."

Kakuzu

Kakuzu first refused to drink, until Hidan said it would be a waste of money to not drink. So Kakuzu started drinking, and drinking. The amount of alcohol he consumed was scary.

"_____, let's go buy some gifts for you." When Kakuzu said that to you, you knew he had too much to drink. You reached over and took the bottle from him.

"No Kakuzu, you're just drunk."

"I am not!"

"Yes, Kuzu you are."

"You're the drunken one!" Kakuzu yelled like a child. He got up and left the room. You sighed and went after him.

~

Kakuzu woke up with blood all around him. He quickly sat and noticed he had Hidan's head in his arms.

"What the...?" Kakuzu looked around at Hidan's body parts scattered all around the room.

"You went into a fucking drunken rage old man." Hidan informed Kakuzu from his arms.

"I didn't hurt _____ did I?"

"Nah, she's just pissed off at you."

"Yes, I am. No more alcohol for you Kuzu." You said to your boyfriend as you walked into the room.

Tobi

You spent an hour convincing Tobi and Obito to drink. You weren't sure how it would go, but you wanted to test it out. You two were alone in your bedroom so he wouldn't have to wear the mask.

"Has anyone told you how pretty you are?" Obito asked you randomly.

"You tell me that a lot." You replied with a smile. He smiled and drank more before jumping up.

"When I conquer the world, you will be my queen!" Obito yelled loudly.

"Um, shouldn't you be quieter?"

"Silence! Your king is speaking!" You narrowed your eyes at him.

~

Obito woke up with a horrible headache.

"I can't remember what happened..." He told himself. He sat up and rubbed his head.

"You were an asshole yelling about world domination. You told me to be silence, so I got angry." You explained to him. You were whispering because your head hurt as well, but from the alcohol.

"I'm sorry about that _____. What did you do?"

"I wacked you over the head with an alcohol bottle, but then felt terrible because you've been passed out ever since. I thought I killed you."

"Well, I'm sorry I got too drunk."

"I am too." You both laughed, which hurt your heads more. "You are never drinking again."

"Agreed."

Deidara

Deidara didn't really care about drinking or not. He just wanted to do whichever you wanted. So the two of you began to drink. Too bad no one warned you about how he gets when he has too much. And too bad no one was paying attention to how much was being drunk by Deidara.

"Damn it Barbie!" You yelled at Deidara again. He and you were relaxing on the couch with his arms around you. His hand mouths were drooling all over you and it was making you angry. He just refused to move his arms away from you.

"Sorry _____, hm. I can't help it, hm." Deidara said while trying to move his hands so it wouldn't get drool all over you. While he did that, some hand mouth drool got on your face.

"I'm going to plug them up if you don't stop them from drooling all over me!"

~

Deidara woke up feeling fine. He had no hangover and no sick feeling. He sat up and looked at his hands, only to gasp. There were at least 10 cotton balls shoved into each mouth. He winced and began to remove them.

"What the hell, hm?" He mumbled as he got one hand clean.

"Your hands kept drooling on me, so I plugged them up like I said." You informed him as you walked into the room.

"Oh, hm. I'm sorry, hm."

"You know most girls don't have to worry about their boyfriend's hands drooling when they get drunk."

"Yeah, I probably shouldn't drink again."