Kisame:

You flopped down on the couch in the Akatsuki lounge, stretching out your aching legs from working tirelessly on your most recent mission. Kisame was sat on the couch opposite you, reclined back with a cocky smile. That was, until his eyes caught sight of something on the floor and he let out a high-pitched scream, practically leaping around the back of the couch, crouching behind it and peering over the top fearfully.

"What the fuck?" Was all you said, staring at your blue boyfriend who was acting rather fishy...

"S-s-spider!" He stuttered in fright, pointing and accusing blue finger at something under the coffee table. You blinked a couple of times before slowly leaning down and peering under the coffee table, your eyes landing on the fat, hairy spider.

Option A.

"Awww!" You coo at the spider, finding the beast rather cute.

"Eh!?" Kisame exclaimed, watching wide eyed as you reached down and scooped up the sizable spider in your hands, admiring the creature.

"Isn't it cute?" You smirked slightly, thrusting your hands towards Kisame, to give him a nice view of the creature.

"Ahhhh~" He whined, before he fell back on the floor, cowering in fear, while you just laughed.

Option B.

"FUCK!" You yelped, leaping back over your own couch, the both of you watching the fiend intently from either side.

"What do we do?!" He gasped, cowering in fear.

"I don't know!" You exclaimed back, both of your eyes widening as it began to slowly crawl toward Kisame.

"Y/N! Y/N save me!! Y/N!" He yelled, but you were already up and running out of the room. "Y/N!!"

~

Itachi:

You and Itachi were outside, in an empty meadow, leaning against the only tree, soft pink blossoms falling occasionally in the slight breeze. Itachi's arm was resting over your shoulder, and you were calmly leaning against him. When he suddenly tensed up, his eyes fixed on something moving through the air. You squinted at him slightly and as it approached, you saw it was only a small bug.

The small bug whooshed through the air and zipped towards Itachi, who practically leapt out of his skin, desperately trying to bat at the bug, feeble attempts to swat the bug away.

A moment later, it buzzed away and Itachi sat there, somewhat dazed, with a look of pure disgust. He snapped back to his senses hearing your giggle reaching his ears. He looked at your sharply before sighing and resting his head on top of yours.

~

Hidan:

Hidan and you, for once, had decided to try and be romantic, and decided to take a nice stroll through the countryside. But of course, Hidan and romance generally does not mix, and of course something had to go wrong.

Your hand was linked with his, the warm air kissed at your face as the breeze gently blew, and you strolled leisurely down the lane, between two empty fields. It was sweet, and perfect. Until, the fields weren't empty.

"E-Er... Y/N..." Hidan mumbled, his hand gripping yours a little tighter.

"Hm? What is it?" You asked, peering up at him so innocent, and he felt himself growing red in embarrassment.

"The cows..." He mumbled, pointing to the heard of peacefully grazing cows up ahead, and you cocked your head to the side. He knew you wouldn't understand, but having to say it all out loud made it that much more embarrassing.

"I... I have a phobia of cows..." He muttered and there was a moment of silence.

Then you burst out laughing.

~

Kakuzu:

"This is stupid..." Kakuzu muttered in annoyance, arms folded defiantly acorss his broad chest, eyes narrowed in annoyance.

"Come on, leader-sama said we had to do this, so we do," You rolled your eyes and cast a sympathetic look to Deidara, who was awkwardly leaning against one of his clay birds, while Kakuzu adamantly protested he wasn't going to get on it, while you and Hidan waited in exasperation.

"Come on you fucker, it's for a bounty!" Hidan grunted in annoyance. "What the hell is your issue here anyway?!"

"I'm scared of heights, happy now?!" Kakuzu glared daggers at his partner, and your mind cleared in realization. You quickly took Kakuzu's larger hands in yours and smiled up at him reassuringly.

"I promise everything is safe, Kuzu. You'll be right here with me,"

"Fine..." He mumbled after a long moment of thought. "But only for you,"

~

Deidara:

"D-Dei?" You called, tentatively placing a hand on his shoulder gently as he slept less than peacefully on the bed. He had been twitching and muttering and whining in his sleep, and it was beginning to worry you, so you decided to try shaking him awake. "Dei?"

"Y/N...?" His eyes slowly fluttered open, and though they were hazy with sleep, there was the watery sheen of unfallen tears. His clumsy arms quickly ensnared you in his embrace and pulled you close against him.

"Bad dream?" You murmured in question after a moment of comfortable silence. He nodded against the top of your head, his face still partially buried in your H/C hair, inhaling the scent of (your scent)

"I lost you...." He murmured back, arms tightening around you a fraction, holding your body flat against his.

"Dei..." You sighed, gently stroking his face. "I promise you, I'll always be here. I'll never leave you, Dei, I love you,"

~