~> The scenarios from the first book, in which Sasuke was not included <~

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When You Meet:

    Hot, angry tears streamed down your cheeks, your teeth were grinding in frustration and your hands were clenched into tight fists as you marched down the steps of your porch, and out onto the sidewalk. In the meantime, your guardian was screaming at you from the doorway, demanding you get back right this instant. You didn't.

     You continued on your way, trying to steady your breathing and rapid pounding of your heart, the adrenaline giving you the courage to finally get up and walk away. You couldn't deal with the constant blame and anger from the person who was supposed to love and care for you. When it came to them, you were always timid, never saying anything, doing anything, simply sitting in silence, taking whatever they had to throw at you.

     But finally, enough was enough. You had stood up and simply walked out. It may not have seemed like a big thing, but to you, it was a huge step.

     You had walked a fair way before you finally fell out of your thoughts. You saw there was someone already sat on the bench a few steps ahead, but your feet were aching and you were certain by the time you got home your feet would be covered in blisters. You slumped down on the bench, your arm briefly brushing against the other person, and you leaned forward on your elbows, rubbing the tears away with closed fists.

    "Rough day?" A voice asked and you glanced at the boy next to you.

     "You don't even know," Your voice was groggy as you shook your eyes, staring up at him with bloodshot eyes.

    "I don't," He gave a half shrug, as if he weren't really that interested, before he held an arm out for you to move closer, "Unless you want someone to rant to, that is,"

     You thought for a moment, before shuffling a little closer as his arm draped over your shoulders and you began your rant to this kind stranger.

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Friendship:

     Soon, this boy, Sasuke, became the one you grew closer to than anyone else. He was always there to listen to your rants, and despite seeming completely uninterested, he gave the best advice you'd heard in a long time, and was actually a softie when it came to you, taking you out anywhere you desired, to make you happy, cheer you up and keep your mind off the miserable home life you suffered.

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Someone Thinks You're A Couple:

     Once again, you had been forced to endure the constant ranting of your guardian, and so had escaped the house the first chance you got. You hadn't expected to see him that day, but strolling along the other side of the path was Sasuke.

     As you slammed open the door to the house, his onyx eyes were drawn to the sound, and his eyes connected to yours. He noted the frustrated lines creasing your forehead and water sheen of unfallen tears in your eyes. He slyly quirked up one eyebrow, holding his arms out, as if expecting a hug.

     You felt yourself choke on a sob as you stumbled down the steps and across the path, projecting yourself into his chest, his arms quickly enveloping around you. Your guardian watched on from the doorway.

     "So this is where you've been going all this time..." They hissed in anger, "You've been off gallivanting with a boy!"

     You didn't know what to say to defend yourself, you could only hide your head in Sasuke's neck and try to block them out. Even if you had the words, you wouldn't have trusted yourself to say them without choking up.

    "You slimly little whore, how many other boyfriends do you have?!" Your guardian yelled as Sasuke began leading you away, and she shot a glare so fierce over his shoulder that even your aggressive guardian looked on edge.

     "Any man who gets to call himself Y/N's boyfriend is a damn lucky one." Sasuke said, before leaving your guardian stood in the doorway.

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His Thoughts About Y/N:

     (His POV.)

     She's gorgeous. So gorgeous. I know she doesn't think she is, but she's incredible. It's almost annoying how naïve she is. I wish she didn't take the shit from her guardian like she does. I wish I could protect her. I wish I knew how. But I swear, I would do anything for her if she asked. I'd take on the whole world if I had to.

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You Meet His Girlfriend:

     "Y/N," The voice of your guardian jolted you out of your daydream, and you looked up to their surprisingly calm face. "You have a visitor,"

    "Thanks," You nodded, and placed down the book you had been pretending to read, before standing and cautiously shuffling past them in the doorway. You were a little unnerved when they followed you back down the stairs, and even to the front door. You swung the door open without thinking and got the shock of your life.

      Leaning against the porch railings was Sasuke. But the presence of someone else entirely sucked all air from your lungs. All you could tell that the girl was a redhead. She was leaning up against him, her arms tightly around his neck, his arms locked around her, sharing violent, passion-fuelled kisses.

    Slowly, you closed the door, and the two didn't even notice you had opened it at all. You swallowed thickly and tried to blink away the tears stinging at your eyes, and cursing yourself for even considering...

    "Want me to tell him you don't wanna see him?" Your guardian asked, laying a surprisingly sympathetic hand on your shoulder. You gave them a tearful nod, before turning and walking away from the door, hoping to leave what you just saw as far away as possible.

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They Break Up And He Comes To See You:

     Sasuke jumped as the door audibly crashed against the outside wall and his lips pulled away from the red-heads. She kept herself tucked in his arms, only peering over her shoulder with a sneer at the person who stood there. From the angry expression on their face, and repetitively clenching and unclenching fists and their sides, Sasuke could tell your guardian had seen everything.

     "Y/N's in?" Sasuke asked, quirking up an eyebrow, trying not to appear as awkward and embarrassed as he felt, in front of your parental figure.

    "She is," They replied, and folded their arms across their chest. Sasuke stood, and Karin clung to his arm. "But she doesn't want to speak to you,"

     "What?" Sasuke felt his stomach drop, had you seen it too? "Why not?"

     "Do I really need to tell you?" They gave a pointed look and their voice was edged with a snarl, sharp eyes darting between Sasuke and Karin.

    "Can you just let me in? I need to explain," He asked, his voice one tone away from begging.

    "She waits here," They said without hesitation, and Sasuke nodded quickly, detaching Karin from his arms. As he slid in the door, past your guardian, he heard them hiss, "No matter what I've said about her, she deserves better than this,"

     Sasuke gulped and felt his throat constrict in guilt. It was true, you did deserve so much better than this. He crept upstairs, and towards the first door he came to. A next wooden sign with 'Y/N' carved into it was nailed to the door. Carefully, he edged it open.

    "Didn't they tell you I didn't want to talk at the moment?" You said, not even looking over your shoulder. You knew this was happen, but it still didn't quell the ache in your chest.

    "They did, but I couldn't just leave it... I have to explain-"

     "You have no obligation to explain anything to me, and I don't want your explanation,"

     "Y/N...."

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You Ask Him Out:

     "Sasuke..." You murmured, feeling your voice waver and your confidence drop. You were falling in on yourself, trying to hold the pieces of your heart together. You knew the answer to the question before you could utter the words. It would be no, of course it would. But you couldn't help yourself, you had to ask.

    "Yeah?" He murmured softly, and you heard his footsteps brushing over your F/C carpet towards you.

     "Will you be my boyfriend?" The words slipped out and you instantly willed them back. You hoped that if you concentrated enough, that time would rewind and the words would be sucked back up, not heard by a soul. But when his footsteps halted, halfway towards you, you knew he had heard. 

     For the first time since he had entered the room, you looked up from your nobbling knees, but only in time to see a flash of black hair diving towards you, before you were tackled backwards onto your bed, the wind knocked out of you, eyes wide.

     "Of course," Sasuke breathed, pulling back just enough to look in your eyes before his lips smashed down against yours, and your face lit up bright red.

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You Meet The Rest Of The Akatsuki:

     "Are you sure this is a good idea?" You murmured, holding tightly onto Sasuke's hand as he lead you down the halls of your new home - the Akatsuki base. He gave your hand a squeeze back, or as much of a squeeze as he could manage, with your grip already like a vice.

    "Of course, why wouldn't it be?" He replied, pushing open the door of the meeting room, where everyone was positioned around a large table.

     "Welcome, " A ginger man with shit tonnes of piercings greeted you, and you gave a polite nod, sitting with Sasuke at two empty chairs.

    After the meeting and introductions were through, you and Sasuke were finally allowed to leave the room. Your hand was still tightly clutching his.

     "What do you think?" He asked with a ghost of a smile. You looked at him blankly for a moment before quirking up one eyebrow.

    "They're weird as fuck,"

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You Sleep Talk:

     Sasuke awoke in the middle of the night, to the sound of your quiet mumbling in his ear. You were so close that your lips were brushing the outer shell, and your warm breath fanned across his ear and made him shiver. He scarcely wanted to move, but slowly blinked away the sleepy haze, slowly trying to work out what it was you were saying.

     He had thought that perhaps you had been trying to wake him in some sweet way, or whisper naughty, seductive words to him, but he soon realized that wasn't the case.

     "If you come a step close to me I'll kill you.... I swear I will..." You sleepily murmured and his eyes widened. What the hell kind of dream where you having?

     "Y/N?" He whispered quietly.

     "Sh...." You murmured in response, and Sasuke nearly jumped out of his skin, having not expected a response, suddenly wondering if you were awake after all.

    "Y/N?" He tried again.

     "I need to kill the spy monkeys..."

    Maybe not.

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Sleeping:

     Surprisingly enough, Sasuke would move around a lot in his sleep. He would kick, roll over, anything you could think of, he's probably done it in his sleep. Maybe. You were also the same, however there was one key difference. You were a heavy sleeper, and he was not. He would often wake himself up in the night with his movements, or a kick from your would do the job, but it annoyed him greatly that he never did the same to you, for payback. However, he couldn't stay mad for long, when woken he would simply curl up as close to you as he dare, and fall back asleep.

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You Are Showering:

      You hadn't known Sasuke was already in there, but when you were already half undressed, having bene stripping off as you made your way across your room, and threw open the bathroom door to reveal and very naked and wet Sasuke, you weren't complaining.

    "This is nice view," You hummed more to yourself, your cheeks heating, a grin spreading on his face. He glanced over his shoulder, wide eyed for a moment before he stepped to the side a little.

    "Care to join me?"

    "Don't mind if I do,~"

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A Guy Hits On Him:

     You were out with Sasuke, he had taken you to a park. There were plenty of people, yet none really paid any attention to you, the couple snuggled together on the bench. He was leaning back, one arm around your shoulders as you were tucked into his side. He looked relatively bored, but you knew better, that was just his resting bitch face.

     However, someone soon directed their unwanted attention towards the two of you. A boy approached.

     "Hey," He said. The look on his face showed he had a sly, quietly confident demeanour, but he tried to come across as simply casual. You eyed him suspiciously.

    "Hi," Sasuke returned and you just blinked.

    "You look pretty bored, she ain't your type?" He snorted, as if he were just engaging in 'boy talk', as if you weren't even there at all, and you were instantly outraged. "Why not come with me instead? Bet I can make it worth your while~"

    "Actually," Sasuke grunted in irritation, quickly gripping you around your waist, and pulling you into his lap, and your face flushed red. He shared a private smirk with you, before burying his head into the soft skin of your neck. "There's no one I'd rather be with, for your information, so you can go fuck yourself."

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They Do Something Funny:

     "Honestly... What even..?" You questioned, having been stood in the door for the past  few minutes, simply watching the spectacle in awe.

    "I- uh, Y/N?" Sasuke asked in a daze, standing up from where he had been leaning half under the shower, his hair soaking wet.

    "Were you... Trying to give yourself Melanie Martinez hair...?"

    "I-... Maybe..." He mumbled, a box of lilac hair dye on the floor at his feet, half of his hair covered in the dye, which unfortunately did not take to his hair. Shame, he could've totally rocked the crybaby look.

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A Girl Hits On You:

      You were in a public bathroom, leaning towards the sink, trying to fix your hair and appearance in general. You tried to pat the unruly mess of H/C strands into place but they didn't want to cooperate. Your makeup was a little smudged, and deep purple bruises covered your collar bones, so you tried to organize your scarf to cover them.

    "You look a little worse for wear, huh," Another female voice said, and you jumped, almost dropping your phone in the sink. You looked in the mirror at the girl who stood a few paces back. You hadn't even heard her come in.

    "I guess so," You gave a sheepish smile, and her face mimicked yours. She began to move closer, until you could almost feel her brushing against you from behind, one hand resting on your shoulder as she leaned in to your ear.

     "I heard you and your boyfriend going at it in the next stall over," She whispered, and you gulped, your face instantly flushing bright red. So, she'd been in here before you and Sasuke, who was still in the stall, having been waiting for your 'all clear'.

     "Shit," You mumbled.

     "I bet I could show you an even better time," She hummed, her eyes glimmering deviously and her slender fingers brushed your hip, and you gulped. Suddenly, the stall door banged open, and Sasuke emerged, a look of annoyance on his face. He pushed past the girl, his arm wrapping around your waist and pulling you tightly to his side.

     "You won't get the chance," He hissed at the girl with a glare, before leading you back out, where he then brought you back to the base for another round or two, without interruptions.

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He Gets Drunk:

     "How did that even get there?" You muttered to yourself, rubbing your forehead in irritation, trying to fight off the headache which came with the loud, erotic music.

    "Does it matter?" Sasuke slurred, spinning round and round on a silver pole which had been in your room since you walked in to find Sasuke out of his mind drunk.

    "Yes, It does," You hissed, leaning back in your chair to stretch and crack your back, where you had been sat for so long, keeping an eye on the Uchiha. However, you soon felt hands on your shoulders and you looked back at him, seeing him smirking down at you with an attempted seductive smirk, but he was far too drunk to pull that on you this time.

    "You need to relax," He purred as he swung a leg over each side of you, standing over you as you sat. Your face flushed as his hands held the back of your head and you noted your face was perfectly in line with... That....

    Apparently, he becomes a stripper when drunk. Or, 'exotic dancer', as he tried to explain to you.

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They Want To Cuddle:

      He was sprawled on the bed, watching you come and go, fluttering around the room, messing with this and that, doing something or other. He had demanded your attention, and you said you would give it to him. That was half an hour ago.

     As you swished past the bed again, Sasuke simply rolled his eyes and reached out, catching you by the waist. You gasped in surprise as he pulled you on top of him. You tried to struggled and get up, but his arms wrapped around you like a vice. Still you struggled, wanting to finish what you were doing before this.

     He just rolled his eyes before rolling you onto your back and laying himself on top of you. He stared at you for a long moment, and when you went to protest, he pulled you into a passionate kiss. When he pulled away, he sighed contently and just rested his head in the crook of your neck, slowly closing his eyes.

    Safe to say, you weren't going anywhere just yet.

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They Get Possessive:

     He sat, watching on in annoyance, a typical scowl on his face. This took resting bitch face to a whole new extreme. Many destructive thoughts ran through his mind as he watched you laugh and joke with Suigetsu.

     "Seriously?" You snorted in laughter and Suigetsu pulled a smug grin and nodded, his arm resting casually on your shoulder. He nodded and your grinned in return.

    "You know, Sasuke is a lucky man," He hummed, leaning towards you ever so slightly, his grin widening a fraction.

    "That I am," Sasuke said finally, standing and grasping Suigetsu by the arm and lifting him away from you, pulling him towards the door. "And you are not. I think it's time you left," And he shut the door.

    He turned back towards you with a predatory expression as you sat on the bed, with an innocently shocked expression as he began to stalk towards you.

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Bad Pick Up Lines:

    "Hey, Y/N,"

     "You know why they call me the cat whisperer?"

    "I didn't know anyone did..."

     "Ahem..."

    "Right, right, why?"

     "Cause I know exactly what the pussy needs,"

    "WHAT THE FUCK SASUKE."

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Caught Making Out:

      You thought you had some privacy. You thought.

    Sasuke's hands were roaming across your body, sliding under your shirt, squeezing your hips, fingers lacing through yours, caressing everywhere he could get to. Your lips were dancing in a fiery kiss, him leading the way, before pressing rough, aggressive kisses down to the hollow of your neck, sucking a dark hickey into place, and you let out a high, breathy moan.

    There was a scream.

    "What the fuck!?" You jolted upright, knocking Sasuke onto the floor, and he rubbed his back in irritation, sitting himself up, and you both looked to the doorway. Karin looked like she was on the verge of crying. She turned and ran, and Sasuke rolled his eyes. Suigetsu was stood awkwardly.

    "You better go sort her out..."  You sigh to Sasuke and he just stood and nodded, cracking his back before scowling in annoyance.

    "Hey, if you need someone to make out with while Sasuke's gone," Suigetsu hummed teasingly and wiggled his eyebrows, teeth showing in a grin.

    "In your dreams," You snorted and winked at Sasuke just before he left, he mouthed the words 'we'll finish this later'.

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You Fall Asleep In A Strange Place:

      Sasuke had been looking for you everywhere, or, he planned to. He only got halfway through searching the base before he heard the call of nature and had to make his way back to your shared room, to the en suite bathrooms, since he refused to use the same bathroom as any other members.

    He walked into the bathroom, and started to do his business, when suddenly something shuffled next to him. He slowly turned his head, and there, hanging upside down from the shower curtain rail, you were sleeping like a bat.

      He finished his business, washed his hands, before getting a large sheet of paper a marker pen and beginning his plan for how the hell he was going to get you down from there.

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They Think You're Cheating:

      The whole day, Sasuke has been giving you strange looks. Not strange, but suspicious, like he was looking for something in your eyes, something you might do, as if he was waiting for something. Feeling his eyes burning holes in you the whole day made you uncomfortable and you couldn't stand it a second longer. You stood quickly from the couch, grabbing his wrist and dragging him out of the room before he could protest.

    You stopped when you were far enough away from earshot of the others, and Sasuke pulled his wrist from your grip, and as you turned, he folded his arms across his chest.

    "What's going on?" You asked, folding your own arms and sighing in exasperation.

    "I don't know," He said nonchalantly, glancing away as if unconcerned, but you could see his muscles tensing and relaxing at uneven intervals. "Aside from the fact that you're cheating?"

    "Wh-what?!" You choked, actually stumbling back a step or two, as if you'd been struck. You felt your throat closing up as tears began to squeeze up to your eyes, and Sasuke's eyes widened a fraction, taking your reaction in. "Y-you seriously think I could do that to you....?"

    "I don't know..." He mumbled, begging to doubt himself, seeing how hurt you seemed by this accusation. A tear or two slipped from your eyes and you quickly wiped them away, and Sasuke felt like a complete jackass.

    "I love you Sasuke..." You murmured. "Doesn't that mean anything..?"

    "It means everything," He hummed, quickly pulling you against his chest, realizing how wrong he'd been to even doubt  you. "I love you too, Y/N. So much."

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Your Ex:

      Itachi.

     You didn't things could get any more awkward. Sasuke was fiercely jealous of Itachi, getting to you first, and being brothers only made it worse. You did feel bad having jumped between brothers, but your breakup with Itachi had been mutual, and he had no hard feelings over your new relationship. However, Sasuke never liked you to go near his brother, and either kept you away or made sure to prove you were his now, and that it would stay that way.

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They Discover Shipping - The Hard Way:

      "What the fuck is this?" Sasuke demanded, holding his phone out to you, the screen lit up, displaying the background picture you had changed it to. Sasuke looked outraged and disgusted, and you just tried to cry with laughter.

    "A ship," You said through your laughter, clutching at your stomach which was aching by this point. You only laughed harder as his eyebrows creased, growing even more confused.

    "Why the fuck am I kissing my brother?! This is incest, Y/N! This shit is gross!" He argued in anger, throwing his phone down on the bed next to you.

    "It's yaoi!" You declared through the laughter, and Sasuke glared at you.

    "Change it back," He commanded fiercely.

    "Nope," You grinned. Suddenly, he was hovering over you, wrists pinned to the bed either side of you.

     "I said... Change... It ... Back.."

   "Make me~"

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Couples Tattoo:

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Couples Shirts:

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The Promise Ring He Buys You:

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If They Went Swimming:

- Plotting ways to drown Itachi without being noticed
- 50% of time is spent on dramatic hair flips
- Complains the water is too cold even when the pool is heated
- Tightest swimming trunks imaginable
- Hogs the hairdryer for half an hour

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If They Went Camping:

- Put his tent up in 0.2 seconds
- Has to help everyone else put theirs up too
- Probably ends up sharing with someone he hates
- The only one who can start a campfire
- Puts it back out when people start singing obnoxious campfire songs

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At School:

- Resting bitch face 24/7
- Always late
- Tries to sit alone but everyone just seems to gather
- Known to teachers only as 'Itachi's brother'
- Never had a pen
- Taps his foot obnoxiously loud during tests

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If He Was A Girl:

- Tall
- Slim
- Flat ass
- Big boobs tho
- Shorts and band shirts
- Legs always have little cuts where she hasn't quite mastered shaving
- Closet lesbian

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If He Was A Youtuber:

- "Story time"
- Shopping hauls
- Entire fanbase think he's gay
- Suddenly hardcore ship him with another youtuber (you)
- Too much shipping fanart
- PO box

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If He Was A Cat:

- Small
- Black and sleek
- little white belly
- Refuses to wear a collar
- Always has to be in the same room as you
- If you have a straw in your drink and leave it unattended he will chew it
- Hates every other animal and person in existence except you
- Will lay on your lap for hours and pretend to sleep
- When you go out, he will wait by the window to see when you're coming home
- Scared of the house phone, will run if it rings

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Kinks And Fetishes:

- Doggy style
- Small food kink, but only like whipped cream or strawberry sauce or something
- Sensation play
- edging
- begging
- scratching
- Collaring

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A/N:

I'm sorry not all of the scenarios were done, and not as many as Konan had either, but it took me so long to do Konan's I just can't do that many or it'll take even bloody longer to do shit like nahhh it needs to be done now.

I hope this was alright, considering I'm pretty unfamiliar with his character lmaoooo

     Hugs and Hershey's Kisses~

         Rhi-Chan out!~