Hi I'm back to updating this useless story .-.

G: what's with the face ".-."

Me: fuck meh life

V: ohhhh so can I have the body?
G: why would you need the body......
V: various reasons (゜o゜;

Me: .-. no you can't now onward with my crap.......
G: BUT FIRST... VEGETA TELL ME WHY!
V: *glomps goku* cause fuck your opinion that's why
G: I'll fuck yours *smirks*
Me:NO MORE TALK ITS STORY TIME YOU IDIOTS!!
Goku pov ;

I turned over and hit my little mate on the head waking him up with a usual growl I only chuckled " morning getes" I smirked " Fuck. Off. " He growled and turned on his stomach I turned him over on his back and shook him" wake up veggie-chan Im hungry" he only grunts and turns on his side I pout and huff he groans and turns to face me " kaka I'm pregnant give a little sympathy" "but vegeta sympathy dosent taste good" he facepalms and I laugh " fine fine I'll get my own food Mr. Grumpy but remember the trip to vegeta sei you have to wake up soon" I get up and smile at my snoring mate "you could be so kawaii sometimes" I quietly close the door and walk down stairs to see vegeta's father eating chips and staring at the television "umm king bejita sir....." he looks at me "sush I'm watching this earth contraption dance for me" I sweat drop " but the chips...." I shake my head and pull out a few pans getting ready to make breakfast when I see my mate walk up to me in my orange gi shirt " kawaii geta-san!" I squeal and pick him up he blushes and looks down at the shirt " b-baka... what are you making" I smiled and put him down" I don't know yet" he sighs and walks to his father "ummm" he looks confused at his father " please don't ask" I face palm "HAHAHAH STUPID HUMANS!!" Bejita laughs as vegeta falls to which I catch him
( Haha no miscarriage meanies)

He blushes and I smirk "how about we go get something instead" I Chirp he continues to blush and nods " koi wa ishiteru" I smile and nuzzle his cheek " watashi hotai tei" he pushes me away "NEVAHHHHHHHHHHH" I scream and chase him "GAHH!!". He runs to the ship " oh so we are ready to leave " bejita asks and gets inside with me and vegeta " no!" I scream " yes!" Bejita nods and sets the coordinates and we took off
Chichi pov;
Great now I'm a monkey in a monkey ship I smirked as I watched those idiots chatter about what ever the hell they usually talk about I never actually loved goku....it was more of a fondness I've grown accustomed to...I was about 12 when I first met him...I thought he was cute .... I mean he was the first man besides yamcha that's talked to me....i remember being happy for the first time in many years when we got married ...after that I got bitter especially when our son, gohan was born. I always would push gohan to be a better man than his father....we had the perfect family until he had to die...and then go off to fight....all those years after he died...I sat alone
.. with those kids...the useless brats....I sat and had the loneliness slowly eat at my sanity....to where I didn't care if he came back or not...when he did it was for a day....and after that he fought again....I can't believe I died that day as well....for what a absent husband and two useless children....after that he decided to come back fully and go have an affair with the slut of a so called prince I knew it was happening when he came home tired...the smell of sex always lingered on his skin....I hated it. I hated him. I wanted him dead. I wanted vegeta dead. I wanted them all dead. The next week he came to me and said we were over...I assumed it was for the whore and I was right he left me ..for a man...a man who tried to kill him and now it's my turn.. soon after months of watching them I decided to become them I gathered the dragon balls and wished myself to be ... a sayajin...all those years of being alone....I loved him. I hate him. I need him. I want him. Dead....
So now I find myself here in the closet of their ship back to their home planet hearing them have sex for the fourth time tonight or today I don't really have a sense of time...it gets light in space but not as bright as the daylight I decided to fall asleep in the closet as the smell of fertility and sex knocked me unconscious I hated it...I wanted it gone i need them to die...
Vegeta's pov
I almost passed out as kakarott spilled his seed inside me for the fourth time I sighed and smiled as I looked up at my mate as he fell in top of me I pushed him off slowly and snuggles in his arms...I don't even know what room in the ship we picked but after yelling at my father him and I decided to come here and talk...but you can't just talk with kakarott in the room especially if your his mate ...I smiled and rolled my eyes as he pulled me into his chest from behind and fell asleep with his head on my shoulder "crazy baka how the hell will I get to the bathroom" I sighed and smiled wider and kissed his hand causing him to shuffle around and hold me tighter I stopped smiling and shrunk out of his grasp and slowly walked to the closet...i opened it and found chichi sleeping I growled and kicked her awake "what the heck gok- " she looked up at me and rose to her feet"hello. Vegeta." She said coyly and smirked "what the hell are you doing here?" I growled growing irritated and impatient
"Who is here geta?" Kakarott yawned and walked to me groggily "I'm here goku-san" chichi giggled "don't talk chichi" I glared at her "mm chichi why are you still here" he asked waking up fully and holding me close"why are you so clingy kaka..." I asked squirming in his grasp "because chichi is stronger then you in your state" I sighed and started to squirm again"acck it way too tight though","hehe sorry getes" I sighed in relief as he let me go......

Me: okay thats that! It done!

V: the chapter or my pride

Me: a little bit of both *giggles*

V: I hate you woman

Me: but chu luv kaka-san!

V: no I dont....

G: really *tears up*

V: no not really koi wa ishiteru kakarotto

G: oh yay *huggles geta*

Me: KAWWWWWAAAAAIIIIIIIIII*dies of cuteness*

V: oh mai.....