The character speaking, Clem, has decided to give Titania (the demon queen holding him hostage) a piece of his mind. This one's fun.

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No thanks, your Highness. I appreciate the offer, but I'll have to decline.

You've given me a great room, and this castle is super cool, the architecture is amazing, but you've taken more than you've given.

I have a life up there, up on the surface. My friends, my family, the cause I fight for - it's all up there. You can't keep me from that.

You dress me up in silk and lace and frills. You give me good food, you surround me with pretty things, and it isn't going to work. I won't stay put, your Highness. I won't let you mould me and shape me into something soft.

And I know you don't plan on setting me free. I'm not silly. I can tell when I'm being held hostage. I'm not going to bargain with you, because I know it won't work.

But you've forgotten about my friends.

They'll be here soon, I'm sure of it. They'll come and rescue me, and together we're gonna take you down, no bargaining required.

You think you'll win. You think that ultimately you will win the day. But I promise - and I know how highly your kind value promises - that I will escape. I will get out of here, and when I do, I promise you will rue the day you ever thought to lock me up down here.

So no, your Highness, I won't be staying here long.