Air: So, here's everyone that's joined. After this, I'll put up a list of everyone's favorite ships!

-Second-In-Command Per-Per (peril290)

Air: YES! PER-PER! And you have throwing knives, cool.

-Third-In-Command AssassinWitch (koalaface210)

Air: Ooooooo magic...

-General Alakai (GalaxyWoF)

Air: Chakrams! 

-General Thorn5 (Thorn5)

Air: Wait, if you're Thorn5, what happened to the other four Thorns?

-General Luna (CosmicKestrel)

Air: Katana!

-General Axolotl (NightShade803)

Air: waves as in the ocean, or waves as in the thingy you do in a crowd?

-Colonel Iceberg (ILikeSharpThings)

Air: I like sharp things too. 

Nightflyer: But she has a bad habit of running with scissors. 

-Colonel Rayvee (RayveeOfTheSilkWings)

Air: Scythe! Like Death!

-Colonel Ari (OluCat14)

Air: I like your name.

-Major Firestorm (Firestorm453)

Air: So, we have you, with all your fire and lightning powers, we have Peril, we have Per-Per, and Mare Barrow, who has lightning powers.

Air:......That's a LOT of fire and lightning on our side.  

-Major Goldtalon (Goldtalon)

Air: YOU HAVE THE ULTIMATE POWER! I LOVE IT. POWER OF MUSICALS!!!!

-Major Dusk (Dusk_A_Hybrid)

Air: Anything sharp? Okay, have a thumbtack.

-Captain Fruitful (Role_Play_Lover)

Air: Is that the same big stick from JMA? Cause Clay might miss it.

-Captain BananaGal (KittyCats2468)

Air: If I supply you with bananas, will you supply me with kitty cats? 

-Captain Tele (InsanelyWeirdFangirl)

Air: Demon daggers? What makes them demon daggers? Do they kill demons, or did demons make them? I NEED ANSWERS.

-Lieutenant  Antarctica (Arctic_Warrior)

Air: Thor's hammer! But with Elsa powers.

Nightflyer: That's not-

Air: Shhhh, this is what it is now.

-Lieutenant Stargazer (pastel_flowers154)

Air: YOU HAVE A MINI QIBLI!?!!?!? 

-Lieutenant Deattthhh (FryingPanLlama)

Air: Turtle is an excellent weapon choice.

-Sergeant Constellation (Constellation_OC)

Air: M200 Intervention. I don't know what that is. I'll go ask Joy, I'm sure she knows.

-Sergeant Marine (Moon-Paw)

Air: Poison arrows. Neat.

-Sergeant  Candy (CandyCatDaAuthor)

Air: AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! SCARY GOOGLE DOC! RUN!!!

-Private Dawnbreaker (CandyCatDaAuthor)

Air: Yes! Now WE have a hacker! Let's get back at Joy for deleting my Destiel stuff, shall we?

Nightflyer: Why can I suddenly see the Air Force and the Joy Squad having a fight to the death of computer hacking?

Air: It wouldn't be much of a battle, seeing as we have most of the same scavengers in both of these.

Nightflyer: True.

-Private Mako (CandyCatDaAuthor)

Air: Good old spears.

-Private Adorabilis (CandyCatDaAuthor)

Air: Uh, YES BOOKS COUNT AS A WEAPON.

Nightflyer: They are deadly projectiles.

Air: And cause severe emotion damage.

Nightflyer: They destroy social lives, really.

Air: Cause pain in several ways, books do.

-Private Hannah (CuteLittleMousie)

Air: Okay, serious question. Do you have a cute little mousie? If so, can the mouse be our mascot?

-Private Titan (TitanWings30)

Air: Yay! We have a Titan! And even more lightning power....

-Private nxptune (nxptune-)

Air: Illusions. Cool....

-Private Gems (Zana_Zoola14)

Air: PRIVATE GEMS! I like the sound of that.

-Private Stream (Ripnami4life)

Air: I knew a Stream, but she didn't have mind control.

-Private Starcatcher (NightSkyTheFanwing)

Air: How many daggers?

-Private Current (ElementalWolf07)

Air: Well, a firestick is definitely an upgrade from the stick from the weapons box.

-Private Dreamcatcher (Anemarin319)

Air: I like Dreamcatchers...

-Private Flamvell (ElFrostbite)

Air: I NEED ALL THE GUNS!!!

Air: Quote by Deadpool, the only superhero to ever count bullets.

-Private Princess sparkles (gloryisawesome)

Air: MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC!!!

-Private silver death (SilverStreak72)

Air: Cool name!

-Private Bahamut  (DatBoi65)

Air: Magical chasing spears? Those sound fun.

-Private Hufflepuffner (Hufflepuffner)

Air: What's a corn knife?

-Private LJ (LJGlorybringer)

Air: Aeroplane sword. That sounds cool.

-Private Moonblast (StargazerTheDragon)

Air: Anything? Okay....

Air: You get a pencil. Go John Wick on someone.

-Private Rocket (Rocketthedragon)

Air: Laser eyes!

-Private Sparrow (USSForester)

Air: Yay! I get a virtual cookie!

-Private Amethyst (Amethysttherainwing)

Air: I like Amethysts.

-Private Puddle (---ItsPuddle---)

Air: Magic orb that predicts the future? We've already got one of those. His name is Nightflyer.

Nightflyer: I am not a magical orb.

Air: But you have the same powers as one!

Nightflyer:.....True.

-Private Reaya Onyx (reayaonyx)

Air: MINI KINKAJOU!!!

-Private Storyteller (flaming_hot_fandoms)

Air: I expect you to tell us stories now.

-Private Jadeflight (b2t4dragon)

Air: Joy likes that pistol, but I haven't tried it.

-Private Flare (Kelp-Head7)

Air: Awesomeness is a powerful weapon.

-Private Snowslash (Snowslash)

Air: Katanas. A classic choice.

-Private DragonLover (0DragonLover0)

Air:  Teeth and claws.

-Private Mystyc Dragon (Mystyc_Dragon)

Air: Infinity Gauntlet. I forget what game that's from...

-Private Deathwish (Artyshul)

Air: I like your name.

-Private Starshot (Serena2008)

Air: Cool name!

-Private Savannah (S0langel0isOTP)

Air: Twin daggers. Are they identical?

-Private ComeCloserAndDie (TheDragonEntity)

Air: Anything nearby? *looks around* You have a napkin. Use it well.

-Private Drizzle (PunThePun)

Air: I'm not denying Umbli's canonism. I just think Qinter might have happened too.

Air: We'll never know for sure.

-Private Piper (Dunclet)

Air: Private Piper. I like the sound that.

 -Private Julia (judge_amato)

Air: That's the most normal name I think we have so far. 

-Private Ella (AutumnTheRainWing)

Air: Your fists must be very strong. I knew an Ella once. She had very strong fists as well.

-Private Sandstorm (demigods4life12)

Air: You must a Sandwing.

-Private Vi (fox_blossums_06)

Air: Vi! With the daggers!

-Private Rori (KawaiiUnicorn52)

Air: OMG YOU HAVE PINEAPPLES!!!!

-Private DĘŁTÆ (Delta_Does_Things)

Air: Poison claws? Remind me not to shake your talons. 

-Private Snow (SnowyHeart171)

Air: Hacking skills? Oh, we'll be using those. How do you feel about hacking in and changing stuff in Tui's drafts of future WOF books?

-Private Kiwi (juniper_the_rainwing)

Air: I knew a juniper once....But I'm sure you're a lot nicer then she was.

-Private Starlight (StarlightMagicWolf)

Air: SPIRIT WOLVES AND BLUE FIRE?!?! I love this. You're like Feyre.

-Private Chronos (ChronosTheOmniwing)

Air: Gauntlets....wasn't there a type of gauntlet in some game?

-Private Voltron (3IHaveMANYfandomsE)

Air: Words are a deadly weapon...

-Private Storm (flightshade)

Air: Please don't throw a throwing knife at me. Direct them at Tris, who's standing at the target, or at evil ship destroyers.

-Private Kinder (Kinderartifact4)

Air: Gasoline and matches. *laughs* Add some salt and we can kill some ghosts.

-Private Anrion (thedragonanrion)

Air: Cy-cyni....cini---

Nightflyer: Cynicism. 

Air: Yeah, what is that?

-Private Shadow (shadowthestormwing13)

Air: MAGICAL DEATH SPIT AND FIYAAA LOVE IT!

-Private That one shifty kid (-)

Air: Weapon choice of lightly salted crackers.

Nightflyer: *gasps* not the crackers!

Air: This one wins. 

-Private Moonlight (MoonlightWritesBooks)

Air: Black katana. I didn't know Katanas came in different colors! Someone tell Joy!

-Private Skylar (Galaxyon_12)

Air: SWORD.

-Private Mizuchi/Mizu The Seawing (DaBestAuthorEver)

Air: That's a really cool pencil.

-Private ShardSeeker (EdgyEmoBitch)

Air: Bow and Arrow, just like Legolas or Katniss. Take your pick. 

-Private Amber (Narensur3318)

Air: FIRE CLAWS. Because regular claws just aren't powerful enough anymore.

-Private Misty (AngelLily295)

Air: FREAKING BOMBS. Booooooom.

-Private Catfish (Catsrockthehouse)

Air: Can we play darts with your darts?

-Private Frostfire (DaDragonDude)

Air: Dual gauntlets. Nice.

-Private Iceheart (Icehearttttt)

Air: You get a canon, so that you can load it with evidence on how canon all out ships are.

-Private Gemini (Astral529)

Air: AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! NOT THE POWER OF PAPERCUTS!

Nightflyer: That's so evil......Welcome!

-Private SilverShadow (Beckythewriter01)

Air: Bow and arrow. Hello Becky the writer! Now I know two writers named Becky!

-Private Phoenix (Moonbliforeveraaa)

Air: Desert Eagle? As in an animal?

Nightflyer: Air....No....

-Private Souldestroyer (Enenwritestories)

Air: *screams* NOT BABY SHARK.

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