I will mention that that is actually the title that was given to my story... idk why. This will contain random pairings and I don't know what else to say oh and if you remember the Dare book I was working on could you please send dares over there it's pretty dull at the moment.....

Janus Snake had always loved mystical Crystal Cove with its fierce, freshly-squeezed forest. It was a place where he felt happy.

He was a tall, short, tea drinker with calm eyes and stern hair. His friends saw him as a modern, misty milk snake. Once, he had even saved an odd kitten that was stuck in a drain. That's the sort of man he was.

Janus walked over to the window and reflected on his foggy surroundings. The cloudy teased like running deer.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Remy Heart. Remy was a cute cat with anti-social eyes and shy hair.

Janus gulped. He was not prepared for Remy.

As Janus stepped outside and Remy came closer, he could see the steady glint in his eye.

Remy gazed with the affection of 9741 strong worried Wolf. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want love."

Janus looked back, even more luster and still fingering the scally rose. "Remy, I like you, and not in the way two friends like each other since I'm gay," he replied.

They looked at each other with scared feelings, like two freshly-squeezed, freezing fox hugging at a very hot Valentine's Day night, which had electronic music playing in the background and two silly uncles kissing to the beat.

Janus regarded Remy's anti-social eyes and shy hair. "I feel the same way!" revealed Janus with a delighted grin.

Remy looked cute, his emotions blushing like a bad, bright bed.

Then Remy came inside for a nice cup of tea.

THE END