Taese messaged you!

-

Taehyung: Jungkook said Jin said Namjoon said that he saw you and jimin having sex

Yoongi: Wtf we never had sex

Yoongi: Howd he even know? He was at jins?

Taehyung: Skdnsifsiv but thats what they said!

Yoongi: But we didnt?

Taehyung: Did you guys do anything?

Yoongi: We made out.. Like a lot

Yoongi: But thats it

Taehyung: Wjndrejejvk wtf yoongi thats my ex

Yoongi: You're the reason we ARE TOGETHER NOW

Taehyung: You are official??

Yoongi: Yeah. After we were done kissing we went to bed.

Taehyung: Wow. Eventful.

Yoongi: stfu I wasnt finished

Yoongi:  THEN when we got up we kissed again because why not.

Yoongi: Then we went out for breakfast and when I asked him he finally said yes

Yoongi: ... And later we got kicked out for making out again

Taehyung: tbh Im conflicted bc half of me says

YES YOONGI GET THAT PHAT ASS 💦😫👅🍑

Taehyung: But the other half screams IM SO JEALOUS AND BITTER HAHA I MEAN WHAT

Taehyung: But like congrats im more happy than anything eknow

Yoongi: Thanks Tae

Yoongi: For bringing us together that is

Taehyung: Yeah. No problem

Well i mean a little problem, but if you guys are happy so am i so really no problem

Taehyung: but like if it wasnt for your dumbass you guys would have probably been together a while ago.

Taehyung: like just saying

Yoongi: you stress me out. Im taking my thanks back

Taehyung: you stress me out. Im taking my ex back

Yoongi: you canT DO THAT

Taehyung: i know. Im kidding.

Taehyung: besides... I might possibly have my eyes on someone else now?

Taehyung: or more like opened my eyes to someone else. Idk yet though

Yoongi: oh ok. Well tell me how that goes then

Taehyung: ok. Tell me how the ringdingdong vibrator goes with jimin

Yoongi: how do you even know that exists

Taehyung: 1) namjoon dropped it off while you and jimin "werent having sex"

Taehyung: 2) its all jimins talked about since hes got back

Taehyung: 3) idk if he understands what a vibrator is used for and that its embarrassing to flash around

Yoongi: explain 3

Taehyung: jungkook was helping him massage his shoulders with it and it was weird for everyone except them tbh

Yoongi: wjfnakkfsk thats my dumb boyfriend whos actually not dumb and really intellectually gifted