Jimochi messaged you!

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Min: so... Anything exciting happen today?? 👀

Yoongi: no

Min: not even a crush thing 👀

Yoongi: no

Min: did he not message you?
Min: i thought youd be like ay papi 😫💦💦💦👅 🍆
Min: or nah.. Hes like a yes baby boy you're doing so good 👅

Yoongi: stop with the emojis
Yoongi: where's my innocent minie?

Min: he died when we met

Yoongi: but we met when you were like 6

Min: and the first thing you said is 'i might have to be here to help you read but i dont have to talk to you so dont talk to me either'

Yoongi: thats not even bad

Min: then when i got bored of reading and asked what 2nd grade was like and you said 'shove a dick down your throat'

Yoongi: i wanted you to stop talking what else was i supposed to say

Min: 'jimin, please quiet down. Its not that I dont like you, its just that i like silence more, so please be a good dongsaeng and fucking sew your lips shut.' is better

Yoongi: wtf no. Shove a dick down your throat was simpler and got the point across just fine

Min: ig
Min: i cant believe you didnt like me at first though like wth? I was shocked because everyone likes me? Im adorable?

Yoongi: calm it cocky
Yoongi: and yeah.
Yoongi: but i was assigned to you when the 2nd graders read to the kindergartners and your mochi ass grew on me

Min: yeah and now you're like totally in love with me 😂😂

Yoongi: so you were asking about jungkook earlier.
Yoongi: yeah he messaged me.

Min: oh yeah i forgot thats what i was in your dms for
Min: did he like... Ask for your dick in marriage ? Bc when tae was like oy justin seagull you know yeonki min? Yeh that kid wants you and he was like cool i'll dm him

Yoongi: and he did 😒

Min: yeah! So how'd it go??

Yoongi: i turned him down

Min: whattt why?? We could have been in relationships at the same time!

Yoongi: thats really not how i pictured it happening tho?

Min: wdym?

Yoongi: nothing.
Yoongi:  i turned him down because like i told you... Studying. College. Busy. No time.
Yoongi: speaking of i told you..
Yoongi: i told you not to do that in the first place min!

Min: i know. I just figured that it might actually help you?
Min: bc Tae relaxes me so i figured that jungkook might relax you too
Min: esp with his massages bc hes really good at that

Yoongi: wtf ahen did that bunny lookin kid massge you
Yoongi: when*, junky crook*, *massage
Yoongi: junglebook*
Yoongi: wow autocorrect must hate him

Min: relax yoongs
Min: its not like it was sexual. I always ache from dance class bc go hard or go home
Min: and back when we were friends he'd massage my shoulders or calves

Yoongi: k.

Min: ok ily but i gotta go because Tae wants to go see a movie
Min: is that code for i wanna make out but my parents are home and i know yours are too? Yeah. Yeah it is.

Yoongi: i dont need to know that?