So I wasn't on the discord for this one, so these are all from my own brain, plus a little chip in from my brother every once in a while.

So now... into my real-time thoughts!

Ooo black and white

Noir?? Coulson??

OHH MY GOD THE TITLE SCREEN LMAOOOO

this is so effing Noir

'My head was ringing like a bell, but that date rang a louder one'

The dialogue in general is very dramatic. and... fake. Lol

ENOCHHHHHHHHI!!!! Wait... how long has he been here?

"In the 50's... were women allowed to drive?" - Deke Shaw, 1955

"We're the agents of Status Quo." - Elena Rodriguez, also 1955

What's with the absence of l o c k on this door?

Oop we have another Mr. Noface.

NO DEKE. DEKE NO.

"Nothing to worry about."

Voiceover: "I was worried."

Coulson: *fangirling* "What's he like?"

Daniel: "a pompous ass."

OH CRAP WE HAVE MR. CREEPY MCREEPER

If chronichoms had human lessons, this man got an F.

Who is this "lonesome gal...?" I don't trust her for some reason.

OH SHOOT SHE CREEPY TOO

YESSS MACK SAVE THE DAYYY

Daniel seems rather unfazed by the tech.

The team just casually chatting about the future and Daniel over here like, tf?

Wilfred HAS to remember Deke and be like, "WHAT THE F-"

HE JUST STRAIGHT UP SHOT THAT MAN—

"I would give my life for it." *awkward silence*

He recognizes him, and then just *doesn't ask* why he's still the same frikin age. He just sees him and thinks, "OH I GUESS THIS GUY IS JUST IMMORTAL!"

Poor Enoch.

"You'll never guess who I just saw—"

"Wilfred Mallock."

"Then you'd be right."

Aw, May, feeling those things must just take her back to the temple.

Hoooooly crap, does May technically have, like, a superpower??

Ooo it's all thundery and noir-y

OHHH NO DANIEL!!

This is the shot we saw at the beginning

GUYS, STOP REARRANGING TIME.

"Get the body out of there"

Uh yeah, it's still alive!

COLORRRRR

"Internal monologue's gone."

Wait, so there was something wrong with Coulson's coding that made everything like a Noir movie?

WHERE WE GOIN? WHATS IT GONNA BE?

"So.. congrats! And.. condolences."

"Welcome to life after death. I'll tell you allllll about it."

WAIT WHEN ARE THEY?? ARE THEY IN THE 70'S???

Overall thoughts:

- The noir was HILARIOUS

- poor Enoch.

- I'm excited for the 70's!!!

- May has a superpower now, so... that's fun.

K so I have to go to sleep now 😢

Au Revoir,

~GG~