Most of these are taken from a discord with Agent_May and randomfangirl122 that we were texting as we watched.

THE NEW TITLE SCREEN AAAAAA IT'S SO 30'S

If we actually don't have any Fitz this season, I swear to god-

Poor Coulson... honestly, the entire first part of this episode is just "Poor Coulson"

Daisy actually has a different hairstyle every season:

Long hair - S1

Bangs - S2

Short hair - S3 and S4

Medium length hair - S5

Long blonde and purple - S6

And now...

Short 30's 'do - S7

it's how you distinguish season from season!

Deke: I love it here!

Coulson: it's the Great Depression.

Deke's stream metaphor was actually fantastic.

Daisy: a cHiLd could have done better.

Ohhh my god, Yo-yo looks so happy, I'm gonna cry

Can we talk about how Elena didn't know any English at the beginning of the series? She's come so far.

Deke: How fast would yOu like it to go??

That guy: Necccccessssarrrrryyyyyyy

rEmEmBeR tO sMiLe!

Deke, that was a bit aggressive. Like, he just sTaBbEd that thing into his face hole.

Deke: Era-appropriate police work!

"Jimmy Bottles" is the most 30's name I've ever heard.

Mack = Mini Hulk Smash.

YoU bUnCh Of CaNdY cAnEs

DID HE JUST CALL MACK A SHADOW?? YOU RACIST PIECE OF-

anyways.

*i'm sorry if we skipped a lot, we were busy talking about Chloe and her teenage pop star years*

Coulson: bad joke. It's a glitch.

Coulson is totally fanboying, and I love it.

"OH MY GOD CREEPY"

~Georgia Kathleen, in reaction to the melting chronicom.

Freddy. Another extremely 30's name.

*at this point, I left the discord and started watching with my family because my STUPID PLACE DECIDED TO AIR IT AN HOUR LATER. anyways, now Agent_May and randomfangirl122 were the only ones on the discord, so I'm gonna pull straight from that, and I'm gonna chime in my thoughts every once and a while too*

The suits all look so classy!

Daisy: *fights in a dress*

1930's baseball reference!

"What did I tell you about bleeding on the floor?"

MaLiCk

NOOOOOO

WHERE IS FITZZZZ

No one:

Agent_May:

WHERES MAY

WAIT

YOU HAD ONE JOB

MAY!!!!!!

GAHH

ANJDJSBDJCHIS

Wait its done?

Ended?

Whyy

I agree Ally, I agree.

My overall thoughts:

I CANT GET OVER THE NEW TITLE SCREEN

Daisy classily destroying people is a mood

The 30's names are hilarious

I'm sad there's no Fitz ;-;

Low key confused about what May was doing ON THE FREAKING CEILING like FREAKING SPIDER-MAN

Why? Why Mallock againnnnn

Enoch is bestie

And now for some commercial commentary brought to you by the discord:

Taco Bell, we don't care lmao ~-GeeKay-

Steve Harvey ~randomfangirl122

Its in Chinese?? Or am I deaf? ~Agent_May

CHRIS ~-GeeKay-

Daisy cottage cheese... daisy johnson... ~Agent_May

target ads ~randomfangirl122

I love making fun of strange ads ~