Cold Motherfuckers
I put the pedal to the metal as I charged as fast as I could to the coordinates that 479er had sent me. Church sweared as his head hit the roof for the nth time this trip.
"Would you slow the fuck down!" Church bitched.
"Put on the fucking belt, stop bitching, and let my get some fucking revenge." I said as I punched his helmet. He shut up after that. I think I knocked him out, or he just became smarter by me punching him.
"Revenge against whatever is killing South Dakota?" Church asked. Apparently not.
"Yes and no."
"South Dakota?"
"Also yes."
"Why?"
"Well, the Meta took my fucking arm and leg, so I am a bit pissed about that, and South did the one thing I hate most."
"That being?"
"Betraying friends and family."
"There they are!" David called out over the radio.
I pulled the parking brake as I jumped out of the truck, throwing grenades at Maine. David, Maine, and I engaged in CQC as caboose shot South, making her unable to escape. Maine punched David in the chest, sending him flying back to the dipshits. I took this opportunity to punch him in the face, but as he tumbled on the ground he went invisible. My mechanical arm started to shift as my plasma cannon modification started to charge up. I watched church run out in the open, making the Meta reveal itself.
"Gotcha bitch!" I shouted as I fired the plasma beam at the Meta, only for it to disappear in the next instant. "MOTHERFUCKING IRISH COW ON A FUCKING BENDER!"
I noticed South laying next to me, and reached down to grab Delta. When the others walked over, I tossed him Caboose. "Delta, what happened."
The logical A.I. shimmered into existence next to Caboose.
"The Meta has acquired the temporal distortion unit, as well as an A.I. capable of running it, in this case, Gamma"
"Well why didn't it kill us then?" David asked.
"Think about it, it has so much equipment and A.I. and uses them on a frequent basis. What is the one thing it is lacking?" I said as I pulled the device off my back.
"Power." Delta said. "It lacks the power to run it all."
"Makes sense to me." Church said as he looked around.
"Then let's get moving." David said as he turned around.
"I can't walk on my own." South said as she stood up.
"I guess you better start digging your own grave, because I wasn't planning to let you escape." I looked at a progress bar on the side of the device as it was nearing the %100 mark.
"Agent Maryland, if I may, before you arrived, South attempted to turn me over to the Meta, to save herself, much like how she wounded Agent Washington, and shot Agent North in previous encounters with the Meta." Delta noted. South began to feel increasingly worried as she noticed my grip on the handle of the device in my hands tighten. "It is highly probable that she will turn on us again soon, And in her current physical state, she will only hamper our progress."
"Is that so?" I asked turning to the injured South as she panicked and tried to run away, but fell, and tried to crawl.
"Indeed. We should not let her hamper our progress." Delta disappeared as the device in my hand let out a cheerful *Ding*.
"Well, well, well, look at the timing." the device in my hand grew in size as blue light began to charge in the now elongating barrel.
The Arch Cannon
South cried out in panic as she tried to escape. "No! Please! NO!"
"Good suggestion." I said, pulling the trigger, and the cannon let out a devastating Boom as it fired. All that was left of Agent South Dakota was a red streak, and her helmet.
"You guys are some cold motherfuckers." Church said quietly as the helmet rolled on the ground.
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