Minho:
So I got this in the mail today

Who did this.

Changbin:
OH GOD MY EYES!!
I DID NOT HAVE TO SEE SPIDERMAN THROWING IT BACK

Jisung:
Throwing it back spidey style 🤪😏

Felix:
Could I BE any more disgusted?

Me:
But why would you think that one of us sent it?

Seungmin:
It's either Jeongin or Jisung

Jeongin:
Since when did I start getting classified WITH Jisung?

Jisung:
Ouch bro
You hurt my feelings
*Looks out of the window*
*It's raining*
*Sighs in despair*
I'm just Jisung...

Seungmin:
Okay, Ken plagiarist
Be original for once

Jisung:

Hyunjin:
I know how it feels to drown
Remember when I almost drowned in the sink?
You basically become a fish
And water fills your lungs like it's a water bottle
And your nostrils get wetter than your girl (can't relate 😎)
And then you can die

Felix:
Taking notes for research purposes

Minho:
Ah, thank you for your service
Without you guys, we wouldn't have known that drowning can kill
I think you should get your research patented

Hyunjin:
I knaurr raiiii?

Me:
As an Aussie, I had a stroke reading that

Felix:
Don't hurt my boyfriend, Channie!
I will protecc! ᕙ⁠(⁠⇀⁠‸⁠↼⁠‶⁠)⁠ᕗ

Hyunjin:
I'm melting MSHSNHDNSMSJSMSJSKJS

Jisung:
MY SON

Changbin:
Great, now he's plagiarizing Wooyoung
Was Ken not enough for you?

Hyunjin:
He Ken-not stop
Get it? Get it?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Minho:
Ykw the point is?
The ps5 that I just received

Felix:
It's me or the ps5-

Jeongin:
Now ain't the time, lix
We need to investigate who delivered the monstrosity that I'm being blamed for

Jisung:
Well, I'm being blamed too????

Jeongin:
Pretend that I'm talking behind your back

Jisung:

Seungmin:
Oh look, it's Chan giving advice again! 

Me:
I smelled the allegations when I saw a wolf 😭😭

Jeongin:
There's more you could smell-
Oop.

Minho:
Yes, like the nasty mind of the person who ruined spider man for me forever
It's straight out of the gutter

Hyunjin:
If i ever saw Spiderman doing that in front of me
I would collapse

Felix:
I would challenge him for a battle of twerking and throwing it back

Jeongin:
I would record it and sell it on the dark web

Seungmin:
I would kms

Changbin:
Different types of species^

Seungmin:
But I'm a human?

Changbin:
You're the only one, fr

Jisung:
*Careless Whisper starts playing*

Jeongin:
Isn't that the beginning of every smut ever?

Jisung:
*House Of Cards by BTS starts playing*

Jeongin:
Very Wattpad of you

Seungmin:
I'm being compelled to leave the group

Me:
It's never too late to get help
Stop it, get some help

Felix:
CHAN IS QUOTING VINES?????????
SINCE WHEN????????

Seungmin:
He's just trying to hide his old age, guys
He doesn't want us to know that he's about to be 60 years old soon

Me:
But I'm literally in my 20s???

Seungmin:
Soon.

Minho:
I'm just gonna throw the cursed Spiderman in the bin

Changbin:
STOP I SPENT A THOUSAND WON ON IT

Me:
..........
I did NOT see that coming

Seungmin:
Bro?

Jeongin:
Broskii is finally learning from Jisung
So much for becoming a part of 3RACHA

Minho:
SEO CHANGBIN
WHY DID YOU SEND THAT
WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU

Changbin:
I WAS SUPPOSED TO SEND IT TO JISUNG
BUT I GOT THE ADDRESS MESSED UP
IM SORRY BRO

Jisung:
Trapezium
If you were thinking that I'd be traumatized by it
Then you were wrong
I would literally frame it in my living room

Changbin:
...something is VERY wrong with him

Me:
Ikr?

Minho:
Why do I love him.

Jisung:
Hehehe uwu 🙈🙈🇦🇨
*🙈🙈🙈
What the fuck

Hyunjin:
Rip bro

(a/n: longest skz gc chap yet? (600+ words)

RIP MATTHEW PERRY, YOU PLAYED  MY COMFORT CHARACTER SO WELL, AND HELPED SO MANY. WE SHALL ALWAYS REMEMBER YOU ❤️

How was this chapter??? I was planning to put a Halloween chapter but i missed the date T_T

Also, I'm high on chewable coffee powder:

thanks for reading! I love you!)