Me:
It's the morning
I think we should start our day with a deep thought

Minho:
1) it's 4:34 am
2) no one does that
3) did you screenshot a post from Instagram and posted it here?

Me:
...alright but
Pay attention to the quote, Minho

Jisung:
Ayo why do we need to focus on oranges
Like they're meant to be eaten bruh what you high on

Jeongin:
Brother is still dumb dumb

Seungmin:
I hate to ask this
But why are y'all awake at 4:30 am?

Hyunjin:
Why are YOU awake?

Seungmin:
I'm a morning person

Jisung:

Hyunjin:

Felix:

Seungmin:
Okay STOP
It's not THAT BAD

Jisung:
Bestie
Listen
Morning is for chickens

Jeongin:
Which is why Felix is awake

Felix:
HEY HEY HEY-

Jisung:
lemme FINNISH-

Changbin:
Finish*
Bro is from Finland now noice

Jisung:
Winking cow winking cow
OKAY
Lemme speak
Morning is for CHICKENS
Say wow!!

Felix:
Wow!!

Hyunjin:
Wow!!

Jisung:
But
At night, we read Oliver Twist by Charles DICKENS
POETRY AYEEEEE!!!!
Say whoa!!

Me:
.......

Changbin:
Have you even read it?
How do you know the name?
Did you steal it from a meme?
Ohmaga have you stolen a book thinking it would be a manga?!?

Jisung:
Minhoooo protect me ;-;

Minho:
Changbin you broken nacho

Changbin:
Joke's on you, I'm not a triangle anymore

Minho:
Lemme just do quick math here

(a/n: the things i do for you guys)

That's a trapezium
Therefore, you're a trapezium

Changbin:
What is this and how are you making sense

Hyunjin:
4 am magic
This is why I stay up until 4 every day
I get creative ideas
And then i go to sleep
And then i forget about it the next morning
Bec a genius mind like mine has to be preserved
😎😎😎😎😎

Jeongin:
Yes bro
Your genius mind
Fresh outta the oven, totally unused

Hyunjin:
Thanks huehuehue~

Jeongin:
Wha-

Felix:
But guys!!
Sungie has given a great idea!!
Let's make poetry!! :D

Minho:
Goodnight friends 🥰

Seungmin:
Stay here and suffer

Me:
Not a bad idea though! :)
I'll start, you guys just rhyme with it
Okay sooo-
Here's mine:
I missed them -- the people of this group

Seungmin:
But seeing them bullshitting makes my shoulders droop

Changbin:
Last night, i had tomato soup (?)

Felix:
I wonder what is the color of alien's poop

Hyunjin:
I got that rizz with my dance troop

Jisung:
Minho darling, get us some lube-

Jeongin:

Woop woop woop

Minho:
GOODNIGHT.

(a/n: don't ask lmao

I used my ultra magnificent brain to use that geometry thingy aha get you a girl who can do all (me)

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