Jisung:
So I took an IQ test

Seungmin:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAOOOO

Jisung:
Bro lemme at least finish the joke??

Jeongin:
Let me find a meme for this

Seungmin:
Han Jisung
What forced you to commit a crime against your brain?

Hyunjin:
The power of one shared brain cell

Felix:
That's because Hyunjin and I also took it!! :D

Seungmin:
OF-FUCKING-COURSE

Jeongin:
Found the meme

Hyunjin:
WRONG HAHAHAHA
BECAUSE UNLIKE FELIX'S PREGNANCY TEST
MINE CAME BACK POSITIVE!!
😎😎😎😎😎

Me:
Why must you remind everyone of that 😭😭😭😭

Minho:
Yeah!
Take inspiration from Chan
He only takes bdsm test

Me:
.....
LEE MINHO.

Changbin:
BANG CHRISTOPHER CHAN
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

Jisung:
AND WHAT DID YOU SCORE IN IT

Seungmin:
You are an obscene little shit Jisung

Me:
Exactly!

Seungmin:
And you too, Chan

Me:
WHAT DID I DO???

Minho:
Dude scored 98% in dominant lmaoo

Felix:
CHAN WHAT THE FUCK
WHERE IS THE REST 2%???

Hyunjin:
Lixie you're beginning to sound like my mom now

Jeongin:
Lee Felix MILF

Changbin:
Can we all just agree that Yang Jeongin is just a cursed meme now

Jisung:
The lack of us in high school has driven him to madness

Hyunjin:
Megaverse of Madness

Changbin:
Dude it's *multiverse

Hyunjin:
I do what I wanna do
Too bright I'm so flashy

Jisung:
I'll do you one better
Different? No I'm unique

Felix:
I'll do you one ever better
That's right I'm so classy

Me:
And get this:
Nobody can stop me

Minho:
Your bdsm test results can, Chan

Me:
I thought we were over that 😭😭

Jeongin:
What else did he get?

Me:
If you dare, Minho

You are typing...

Minho:
If i dare, he'll probably tie me up bec he got 100% in rigger

Felix:
...is that a different word for beggar or am I trippin

Jisung:
FELIX 😭😭😭😭😭

Seungmin:
I wanna stay away from this polluted chat

Changbin:
Exit the group then, smartass

Seungmin:
Who said that I didn't want to see what happens next?

Minho:
Seungmin is just collecting tea

Hyunjin:
WHO TF COLLECTS TEA???

Felix:
Brits

Me:
You probably offended a whole community now

Felix:
Sorry :c

Hyunjin:
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Jeongin:
Simp.
ALSO
HOW DID WE GO FROM IQ TO BDSM TEST TO BRITS????

Jisung:
Blame Simon Cowell

Jeongin:
Wha-

Minho:
Felix, rigger is someone who likes to tie up people

Felix:
Ohhh-
ಡ⁠ ͜⁠ ⁠ʖ⁠ ⁠ಡ

Changbin:
Not the Lenny face lookalike-

Minho:
Dude also got 100% in Daddy/Mommy

Me:
I am dissolving the group right this instant

Jisung:
Chan, if you don't want me to start calling you onii chan then you won't

Hyunjin:
No bro
He'd like it more if you call him daddy

Minho:
I thought I was alive and still a part of this group???

Jisung:
No babe you're my only mommy dw about it 😘😘

Jeongin:
LEE MINHO MILF?????

Seungmin:
Another smartphone in the wrong hands
Sigh

Me:
Every time i come here
I go back traumatized

Jisung:
Maybe you don't need to just "come" here?? ;)))

Felix:
Jisung your gay is showing

Jeongin:
Jisung means gay atp

Hyunjin:
Han Gay

Changbin:
HAN GAY
MAKE IT AN INSIDE JOKE PLEASE
HAN GAY

Me:
That's the first time I've seen him so happy in this groupchat

Minho:
Yeah
Like Chan gets happy when he gets 90% in Predator (Hunter)

Hyunjin:
Bro is scoring more in bdsm tests than in actual exams

Me:
Removing Lee Minho from my friends list rn

Seungmin:
DO IT NO BALLS

Me:
UM-

Jisung:
I have another bad joke heh

Me:
Going offline goodbye

(a/n: i didn't even know what to name this chapter, it was so over the place 😭

Inspired by the tests me and my friends have been taking lately. Different? no we're unique-

HOW WAS THIS??

thanks for reading! I love you!)