swimming kun

(a/n: don't we love some good ol' forced cringe?)

Jisung:
This is a warning to you guys

Seungmin:
What did you do this time?

Jisung:
I watched too much bad anime
Now, I have accepted myself as a product of a series that I have watched
My personality now depends on that anime
I have changed

Seungmin:
For good or for bad, we'll never know

Me:
Han
What did you watch?

Jisung:
Brothers Conflict

Jeongin:
BLASPHEMY
BLASPHEMY
KEEP AWAY, DEMON

Jisung:
Oh no Jeongin kun!!
Sorry sorry
I will be a better step sister

Minho:
I haven't watched it
Can someone please explain?

Felix:
+1

Changbin:
+1

Me:
+1

Hyunjin:
+1

Jeongin:
I watched it when I was in middle school
Basically
There's this main protagonist, Ema
With a talking squirrel
Who gets adopted into a family of 13 brothers
And now these brothers fall in love w her
So it's a... 13 x 1 love polygon 🤢🤢
And they're all step siblings
And they forcefully kiss her and all
ONE OF THE DUDES ALMOST SOOXED W HER

Hyunjin:
.....oh my GOD-

Me:
🤏🏻 This close to disowning Jisung

Jisung:
Sorry...
Im very weak, I know Chan kun

Minho:
CHAN KUN???????????

Felix:
Minho has officially broken down
I've never seen him use so many question marks in the same sentence

Hyunjin:
Ikr
The number of question marks is probably more than the amount of questions he has asked ever since he was born

Jisung:
Minho chan 👉🏻👈🏻

Changbin:
Okay so here's the issue
Minho or Chan?

Jisung:
Minho chan!!

Jeongin:
M I N H O
O R
C H A N
?

Jisung:
😞 I feel like an outcast again
Dad, why did you marry her?
Now I'm stuck with so many men after me

Minho:
What the actual
FUCK

Changbin:
Um
For your kind information
There's no one after you

Minho:
Clearing my throat real loud

Changbin:
Okay there's one
BUT
JISUNG
HAN FUCKING JISUNG
HE'S NOT YOUR STEP BRO

Jisung:
Ahhh where is my talking squirrel?!
He must guide me through this :(

Felix:
Um...
You see...
YOU are the squirrel...

Seungmin:
I think he's lost it
I should call up his mom

Jisung:
OKAY OKAY HOLDUP
IM OUT OF IT
I PROMISE
FR
IM NOT EMA ANYMORE
DON'T TELL MY MOM

Me:
Oh my gosh Seungmin
I admire you

Seungmin:
Ofc

Jisung:
Hehe Swimming kun~

Seungmin:
You can NOT stop me from calling up your mum now

Jisung:
Stoppp i was kidding-
DID YOU ACTUALLY-
FUCKKKKK
MY MOM'S CALLING ME NOW
AHHHHH KIM SEUNGMIN!!!!!!

Minho:
I actually wanna see him get in trouble now

Me:
I've never cringed so hard

Jeongin:
Actually, remember that time when you shared your diary entries w us?

Me:
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(a/n: what was this.

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