Jeongin:
So I was watching this horror movie
The Final Destination series

Felix:
My brother in Christ
It's Christmas eve

Minho:
Jeongin it's not Halloween you got the dates mixed up

Jisung:
What is a better x-mas than watching shows on x-videos 😍😍😍

Me:
WHAT
JISUNG WHAT

Seungmin:
Han Jisung.
I don't think that's a variant of Netflix.

Jisung:
I keep em ba rraaasing myself
Oh godness

Jeongin:
"Godness" ☠️☠️

Changbin:
Why is Jeongin watching horror movies tho
What is wrong w you
Just watch the Home Alone series

Jeongin:
But if I watch those
Then what would be the difference between me and a Karen?

Hyunjin:
Can't believe I just got called a Karen

Jisung:
Fuck bro my mum's name is Karen

Me:
Not it's not, Jisung

Felix:
How do you know 👀

Minho:
I think Chan's into moms

Me:
GUYS WE'RE KOREAN WHAT IS WRONG W YOUUUUUU

Jeongin:
Oh shit the old lady got beheaded

Felix:
How??

Jeongin:
She walked into an elevator
Then her neck got stuck between the doors

Jeongin is typing...

Jisung:
"Help me stepbro, I'm stuck~~"

Hyunjin:
Ewwwww

Me:
I'm officially disowning Jisung

Jeongin:
LISTEN FURTHER
AND THEN HER NECK GOT STUCK
AND THEN THE ELEVATOR STARTED MOVING UP
AND THEN SHE GOT DISBANDED

Minho:
*Beheaded

Seungmin:
Why am I ruining my Christmas with THIS

Changbin:
I hate this Christmas
We haven't done the secret santa thing in the past 2 years
Shouldn't we do it again?

Me:
YEEEEESSSSS!!!

Minho:
Stop moaning, Chan
Doing this won't get you Ryan Reynolds

Hyunjin:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM ROASTEDDDDDD

Felix:
JB JB JB JB JB THEN????

Jisung:
WHY ARE WE REFERENCING JUSTIN BIEBER HYUNG??

Seungmin:
"JUSTIN BIEBER HYUNG"

Jeongin:
Oh shit this woman got stabbed in the head

Me:
Jeongin please 😭😭😭

Felix:
How how how

Jeongin:
She was in the car, and there was a huge piece of a tree's trunk behind her head
And she was stuck in the car

Jisung is typing...

Jeongin:
JISUNG I'LL STAB YOU IN THE FACE IF YOU DO IT AGAIN

Jisung has stopped typing...

Jeongin:
Okay so
Somebody came to rescue her
And that opened the air bags of the car
And she got stabbed in the back of her head by the trunk

Minho:
Wow
Great
Stupendous
Now that we've established that people can die
Can we continue with the Christmas spirit?

Seungmin:
What got YOU in the Christmas spirit??

Minho:
I realized that a plum cake tastes better than death

Changbin:
Very valid

Me:
OKAY GUYS
STOP THIS
WE'RE MEETING AT MY PLACE AT 8 PM SHARP TOMORROW
FOR SECRET SANTA :DD

Jisung:
And she said she said she said she's from Hawaii
And you know what rhymes with that?
🥰KAWAII🤡

Felix:
WHERE DID THAT COME FROM

Jisung:
I often hear this ringing in my ears during the most important times in my life
Like during interviews
Or exams
Or pooping

Jeongin:
Oh god another one died

Me:
What is this groupchat 😭😭

(a/n: namjoon why'd you do that

ALSO, I WILL TRY MY VERYYYYY BEST TO UPDATE TWICE TODAY, OR MAYBE EVEN TOMORROW, FOR THE CHRISTMAS CHAPTERS!!!! IT'S NOT A PROMISE, BUT I'LL TRY MY BEST!!! :DD

how was thissssss?

thanks for reading! I love you!)