((Basically Mike is the embodiment of Chandler Bing from Friends))

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Mike:*walks in*what the hell, mark?!

Mark:...*looks at him*what? Did I do something wrong?

Mike:*smiles and sighs*no I was just saying that to get your attention...OF COURSE THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG?! Why the hell are letting my little sister smoke?!

Mark: what she said it was fine. She's technically a lot older than she looks

Mike:....*sighs and comes over*okay see mark...use the brain you have, I think your loosing it

Mark:no no it's there

Mike:*takes the cigarette away from elizabeth*dont fucking smoke, elizabeth

Elizabeth:*frowns*but you smoke! Why can't I?!

Mike:I do it because my life is shit and I have nothing better to do...your still like 5

Elizabeth:no I'm older than that technically!!

Mike:well technically if dad or Henry were to see you smoke, they'd kick your ass for doing it

Elizabeth:you did it all the time when you were younger though...

Mike:because I was a rebellious teenager and I regret so many things in my life...

Elizabeth:*crosses arms and frowns*fine..you don't have to be so sarcastic though

Mark:man is always sarcastic. He's the king of sarcasm

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