(Imagine this as a WWE commercial and as you read imagine a raspy voice screaming over the words. Like the guy from those commercials)

FROM THE GREAT MINDS OF:

ENDER360

LINKY MS/ LANIK

AND

FIERO 420

COMES

THE LEGENDARY

THE MAGNIFICENT

THE GLISTENING

THE HILARIOUS

S...H...A...D...O...W... C...L...A...N *sustained*

OOOOOO

VVVVVVV

AAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

(Explosion. Explosion. MLG visual effects!)