I'm sorry for not updating for eight months TwT i had an existential crisis to the extreme, so yeah. TO ALL MY REMAINING READERS OUT THERE WHO BREATHES LIFE INTO ME,

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"What are you doing here, guys?!" you whisper-shouted in panic and surprise.

The Allies looked at your family then back at you.

"So you have folks." Alfred stated as a matter-of-factly.

Well isn't it obvious?

"And what do you mean by that?" your father glared at them.

"Aah, don't mind him, dad!" you forced a chuckle as you gently pushed your father away from the doorway." He's just socially awkward! "

You threw a glare at Alfred to which who pouted.

Your mother stepped in the spotlight by pushing you and your dad to the side.

"Why you fine gentlemen! C'mon inside!" she said in an unusual shrill voice as she opened the door wider.

"What?!" you and your dad protested.

"Ssshhh." (S/n) shushed the both of you.

While they filed inside your house, France took your mother's hand and charmed her by kissing the back of it and gave her a rose from his pocket(wow).

"Merci, mademoiselle." he said huskily.

You swore you saw Arthur roll his eyes.

Your mother giggled like a teenage girl while your father grit his teeth and clenched his fists.

You and (S/n) snickered, amused.

You all settled at the living room, them on the long couch while you sat on the single couch and (S/n) sat on its armrest.

Your mother and father decided to just stand up even if there is still a single couch left, just 'cause.

"Those are my friends. Francis, Alfred, Ivan, Yao,Arthur and Matthew--say hi."you pointed at each person from your couch, too lazy to stand up.

"Hello""Hi""Nice to meet you""Nihao""Bonjour""Здравствуйте"they said in unison.

"Welcome to our humble home!" your dad said sarcastically in a fake enthusiastic tone. "Now may i know what are you doing here?"

"We need to tell you something." Arthur said seriously, which made you gulp because all of them turned dead serious it's intimidating.

"Y-yeah?"you managed to squeak out.

"Not just you, but this news is for your family as well, aru." Yao spoke up.

Oh my god...

(S/n) gasped and with wide eyes, he/she jumped in the center.

"I KNEW IT! SHE'S PREGNANT BECAUSE YOU GANG-BANGED HER--!"

Hearing this, you jumped on him/her like a tiger would do to its prey, and wrestled for a while like John Cena.

"That's not true!!!" you hissed.

"Y-yes it is! Why are you so mad, then?!" he/she breathed as he/she was holding your wrists away from his/her body.

"(S/n).(Y/n).Stop it." your mother's cold voice rang in the air, which made you two froze and look at her.

"Is it true?" she asked the boys darkly.

With red faces and shaking forms(except Ivan), they shook their heads.

"Don't lie, bastards." your father growled as he assumed his fighting stance.

"It's true!" you defended. "I'm a good girl!"

"Alright, then."your father concluded, but still sounds unconvinced. "Then what the hell are they doing here? "

"Calm down dad. Maybe they're Big/Little Sissie's suitors like Oliver--ready to give cake." (S/n) said happily.

Bipolar Lil' Shit.

"Oliver?" England frowned. It somehow reminded him of a certain someone...

"What did you say?" your aura darkened as you glared at your family. "Cake? So how about me, is there anything left?"

They exchanged wide and panicked glances.

"Well uh... You see..." (S/n) softly said as he/she fiddled with his/her fingers.

"Umm... We kinda ate it." Your mom looked down her lap in shame.

Your father cleared his throat and glared at you to hide his embarassment.

"We are your family and we deserve to have a share with your cake, to see if that Oliver is deserving."

You glanced at the five confused/intrigued males before you before turning to your dad with a red face.

"Can we please stop talking about him? He's just my friend, how many times do i have to tell you that?"

Sighing, you looked at Ivan. Yes, because he seemed rather quiet.

"Ivan? What are you guys doing here?"

"We are here to announce a very confidential thing about you."

"...what is it?" you asked hesitantly.

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.

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"We already know that you're Pangaea."

If heartbeats can stop, your heart's probably dead as you paled.

"W-Wha...how..."you stared at them in horror. It's supposed to be a secret! How on earth did they know about it?!

"Dafuq's Pangaea?" your dad frowned.

"You don't know?" your brother/sister exclaimed in disbelief. "I can't believe i'm your child."

"Shut up (S/n)."your mother shushed him/her which made him/her pout. "Just what is this nonsense?"

"It is the truth." Alfred said confidently as he stood up from the couch. "I am the rumoured representation of this country, by the way."

"NO WAY. THE PERSONIFICATIONS ARE REAL?!" (S/n) gaped as he/she clung to your father who was frowning.

"I'm England." The blonde looked away as he seemed fond of your worn-out wallpaper.

"SO THAT'S WHY YOU'RE SASSY!"(S/n)concluded.

"Russia." the tall country introduced.

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((Too lazy today. *kills self*))