AEW: Whiskey Games!

Jon Moxley, Eddie Kingston, Sami Callihan, Michelle Shaw & Chris Johnson were sitting outside on one side of the bonfire across from Inner Circle members: Chris Jericho, Jake Hager, Sammy, Santana & Ortiz! Along with them was Norman Reedus and Jack Perry who were sitting in between the two groups with the dogs.

Eddie-''What's up, guys & gals?!''

Jon-''Welcome to a very special episode of All Elite Whiskey!''

Sami-''As you can see, we have a ton of guests tonight.''

Michelle-''That's right. We have Chris Johnson back with us once again!''

Johnson-''I'm back, bitches!''

Everyone smiled.

Michelle-''We have the entire Inner Circle here!''

Jericho-''That's right, baby! Drink it in maaaannnnn!''

Everyone smiled.

Norman-''Oh, we're gonna be drinking in plenty tonight!''

Everyone laughed!

Michelle-''Yeah, we had to bring a couch out from inside just to have enough room for everyone to sit.''

Everyone chuckled.

Michelle-''Tonight, we are going to be playing a special edition of Whiskey Games.''

Jon-''Which is what we're officially calling all these random games that we've been playing over the last several weeks.''

Michelle-''Our special hosts tonight are Norman Reedus and Jack Perry!''

Everyone cheered.

Norman-''Jack & I are gonna ask the questions, but Jack is here to keep score because Lord knows I'm gonna be too drunk to keep track.''

Everyone laughed!

Michelle-''The reason why we have all these amazing guests here tonight is because we are celebrating AEW Dynamite's 2nd Year Anniversary!''

Everyone cheered!

Jon-''Man, 2 whole years already. Can you believe it, Jericho?''

Jericho-''It's amazing, man. Time really flies by when you're part of one of the best wrestling companies in the world!''

Everyone cheered!

Eddie-''But we're gonna talk about what happened on AEW: Dynamite this past week. So, let's get this party started!''

Eddie poured the first round.

Jon-''To all of our guests joining us tonight!''

Everyone raised their glasses.

Everyone-''Cheers!''

They drank their whiskey as Jack sipped on his soda.

Jon-''First things first, Inner Circle, thanks so much for coming onto the show tonight.''

Jericho-''Thanks for having us.''

Sammy-''I love this show. I'm glad to finally be here.''

Santana-''Great to be back, man.''

Ortiz-''We had so much fun last time, we had to be back.''

Hager-''We all can't wait to get drunk with you guys!''

Everyone-''YEAH!!''

Everyone smiled.

Jon-''Let's do this!''

Jon poured the next round.

Eddie-''Ok, let's break it down for you all about what happened this past week on AEW Dynamite's 2 Year Anniversary!''

Sami-''The show kicked off with a huge tag team match of The Elite vs Jurassic Express, Christian Cage & Bryan Danielson!''

Jon-''It was a great match and The Elite picked up the victory. Sorry about that, Jack.''

Jack-''It's all good. We'll get them next time.''

Everyone drank their whiskey as Jack sipped on his soda.

Michelle-''After that match, CM Punk was in the ring enjoying the love fest as always.''

Everyone smiled.

Michelle-''He spoke about his time living in Philly, but he also announced that he will be having a match on Rampage.''

Michelle poured the next round.

Jericho-''Darby Allin was victorious in his match.''

Hager-''But Darby got attacked in the parking lot by The Pineapple.''

Santana-''Serena beat Shida and prevented her from winning her 50th Match trophy.''

Ortiz-''Then Serena actually hit Shida with the trophy.''

Sammy-''Staying on topic of the Women's Division, they have a brand new title to fight for called the TBS Championship!''

Everyone-''YEAH!''

Norman-''Great to see the women getting something new to fight for in AEW other than their main championship.''

Everyone nodded.

Johnson-''Speaking of championships, the new TNT Champion over here, Sammy, beat Bobby Fish to retain his TNT Championship.''

Everyone cheered!

Sammy-''Thanks, guys.''

Hager-''It sucked that those assholes had to ruin the celebration.''

Sammy-''I know. But I'm just thankful that they didn't cost me my championship.''

Everyone nodded.

Jericho-''Very true. But Hager & I will take care of those dumbasses at Full Gear.''

Everyone drank their whiskey as Jack sipped on his soda.

Eddie-''In the main event, it was a Casino Ladder Match for a chance to face Kenny Omega for the AEW World Championship!''

Sami-''It was Orange Cassidy vs PAC vs Andrade vs Matt Hardy vs Lance Archer vs Jon Moxley vs the Joker of the match and the returning "Hangman" Adam Page!''

Everyone-''Cowboy Shit!''

Jericho-''Adam Page came back and won the Ladder Match! Now, for the AEW Championship, it will be Kenny Omega vs Adam Page, Bay Bay!''

Everyone looked at Jericho.

Jon-''Wrong Adam, Jericho.''

Jericho-''Oh....my bad. This damn whiskey already has me saying the wrong shit!''

Everyone laughed!

Jon-''Perfect. Just in time for our Whiskey Game tonight.''

Johnson-''That time already?''

Michelle-''Yep.''

Jon-''Well, that's everything that happened on AEW: Dynamite.''

Jon poured the next round.

Jericho-''Yeah! It's time for Whiskey Games!''

Norman-''Ok! Jack, you ready?''

Jack-''Yeah! Let's do it.''

Everyone drank their whiskey as Jack finished his soda.

Norman-''Mick, don't forget to refill my glass when the rounds are poured.''

Michelle-''I never do.''

Norman-''That's my girl.''

Norman kissed Michelle.

Johnson-''Relax, Mox. It was just a peck.''

Jon-''I'm used to it.''

Jericho-''Thank goodness because I'm not in the mood to hold Moxley back from beating up someone.''

Sammy-''Why not?''

Jericho-''It's my night off.''

Everyone burst out laughing!

Norman & Jack stood up and stood on the other side of the bonfire facing both teams.

Norman-''Ok, we're gonna ask both teams 10 Questions each. Which ever team answers everything right, wins that round.''

Jack-''If one person gets an answer wrong about their partner, the whole team loses that round and has to take a drink.''

Jon-''My favourite part of these games.''

Everyone chuckled.

Jack-''We're gonna go back and forth between Norman and myself. So, each of us will ask 10 Questions.''

Everyone nodded.

Norman-''Ok. So, it is The Inner Circle vs The Whiskey Crew!''

Johnson-''That's our team name?''

Norman-''Hell yeah.''

Johnson-''I love it!''

Everyone laughed!

Norman-''All of Jack's Questions are for The Inner Circle. And all of my Questions are for The Whiskey Crew.''

Everyone nodded.

Jack-''Let the Whiskey Games begin!''

Everyone cheered!

Jack-''Inner Circle, Question 1: If your partner was going to star in a movie, what type would it be?''

Jon-''Jericho's movie would be like Grease!''

Everyone laughed!

Jericho-''I can so picture us in a Grease movie!''

Jericho stood up.

Jericho-''Do it with me boys!''

Everyone smiled.

Jericho-''Go, greased lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter mile!''

Inner Circle-''Greased lightnin'! Go, greased lightnin'!''

Inner Circle:

Jericho-''Go, greased lightnin', you're coasting through the heat lap trials!''

Inner Circle-''Greased lightnin'! Go, greased lightnin'!''

Everyone was laughing uncontrollably!

Norman-''That was classic!''

Everyone laughed as Jericho sat down again.

Johnson-''I can't believe that just happened!''

Jericho-''Just give it time, Junior. Once this game is over and I'm drunk as a kite, I'll be singing "I'm Sandra Dee!".''

Everyone burst out laughing!

Jack-''I can't wait to see that.''

Norman-''We'll all be dancing by the end of this show.''

Everyone drank their whiskey as Jack sipped on his soda.

Norman-''Ok, back to the game.''

Jericho-''What was the question again?''

Everyone laughed as Michelle poured the next round.

Jack-''If your partner was going to star in a movie, what type would it be?''

Jericho-''Hager's would be like Cagefighter.''

Sami-''Hold on, that's the movie that Mox starred in.''

Hager-''Jericho is right though.''

Eddie-''Wait, do you play Mox's character or the other guy?''

Jericho-''Not sure. They're busy working on the auditions for the movie.''

Everyone laughed!

Sammy-''Santana & Ortiz's movie would be something like The Avengers. You know, superheroes fighting side by side.''

Everyone smiled.

Santana-''Awesome.''

Ortiz-''He's right.''

Hager-''Sammy would be a solo hero like Spider-Man.''

Jericho-''I can picture Sammy swinging in between buildings like Spider-Man.''

Sammy-''They're right.''

Santana-''Jericho's would actually be a musical like Grease, just so that he can sing in it.''

Ortiz-''But it'd be all about him. Only him!''

Jericho-''That's right!''

Everyone laughed!

Jack-''Ok, Inner Circle got everything right!''

Norman-''So, that's 10 points to Inner Circle!''

Inner Circle-''YEAH!!''

Everyone smiled.

Norman-''Ok, Whiskey Crew. You ready?''

They nodded.

Norman-''Whiskey Crew, Question 2: What is your partner's phobia?''

Jericho-''I'd say Spiders for Mox!''

Jon-''Why?''

Jericho-''I remember that story you told about you falling out of bed because of a big ass spider!''

Everyone laughed!

Jon-''My phobia isn't spiders. But Johnson hates bugs and spiders.''

Johnson-''I wouldn't go as far as to call it a phobia, but he's right.''

Jon-''Mick's phobia is pediophobia.''

Michelle-''Jon's right.''

Eddie-''What is that?''

Michelle-''It's a fear of dolls or ventriloquist dummies.''

Eddie-''Oohh, they are scary.''

Michelle-''Yeah.''

Sammy-''So, you haven't seen any Chucky movies or Dead Silent?''

Michelle-''I have. I've seen possibly every horror movie involving creepy dolls.''

Jack-''Why would you watch them if that's your phobia?''

Michelle-''My Dad always taught me to face my fears and today I can say that it's not exactly a phobia anymore.''

Everyone smiled.

Michelle-''Annabelle kinda freaks me out a bit.''

Norman-''She freaks us all out.''

Everyone chuckled.

Sami-''Eddie's phobia is small spaces.''

Michelle-''You're claustrophobic?''

Eddie-''Yeah, a little bit. I'm ok in an elevator, but if I were to ever get stuck in one, I'd have a problem.''

Johnson-''Damn.''

Eddie-''Sami has coulrophobia.''

Jericho-''What the hell is that?''

Michelle-''It's a fear of clowns.''

Jericho-''Oh.''

Johnson-''Wait, you've never seen IT?''

Sami-''I have seen the movie. Freaked me out.''

Jon-''Why do you think Sami carries a baseball bat wherever he goes?''

Everyone laughed!

Sami-''I always keep it close in case a clown pops up out of nowhere.''

Everyone laughed.

Norman-''Ok, what is Mox's phobia?''

Jon-''Damn, I was hoping you'd forget about me and move on with the game.''

Everyone chuckled.

Sami-''Jon's phobia is heights.''

Inner Circle-''Seriously?''

Jon-''What? It's perfectly normal.''

Eddie-''Didn't you take Mick zip lining a while ago?''

Jon-''I did. Her way of facing fears inspired me.''

Men-''Aww!''

Michelle-''That's my brave man.''

Michelle kissed Jon as everyone smiled.

Norman-''Ok, everyone got the answers right.''

Jack-''That's 10 points to Whiskey Crew!''

Whiskey Crew-''YEAH!!''

Norman-''Both teams have 10 points.''

Everyone cheered and drank their whiskey as Jack sipped on his soda.

Norman-''Aren't you only suppose to drink if you lost a round?''

Jack-''I don't think they care.''

Norman-''Good point.''

Everyone chuckled.

Jack-''Ok, let's continue.''

Jack faced Inner Circle.

Jack-''Inner Circle, Question 3: If your partner wasn't a wrestler, what would they be?''

Jericho-''Sammy would be a motocross racer.''

Sammy-''He's right!''

Jericho & Sammy bumped fists.

Hager-''Well, seeing as Jericho is already a rock star, actor and author....''

Jericho smiled.

Hager-''Jericho would be a teacher or a coach.''

Jericho-''He's not wrong. I mean, who else is gonna teach kids how to be as great as I am?''

Everyone laughed!

Sammy-''Santana & Ortiz would be highly successfull rappers in the music industry.''

Ortiz-''Yeah! Thanks, man.''

Sammy smiled.

Santana-''Well, Hager is an MMA fighter already. So, I think he would be in the olympics winning gold medals.''

Hager-''He's right about that.''

Jack-''Cool, another 10 points for Inner Circle!''

Inner Circle-''YEAH!!''

Everyone smiled.

Norman-''Whiskey Crew, Question 4: What is the one thing your partner would take with them to a desert island?''

Eddie-''Mox would take whiskey with him!''

Jon-''Of all the questions, you get that wrong?''

Eddie-''What? It's kinda right, isn't it?''

Jon-''If I'm gonna be alone on an island, I'd take Mick with me!''

Eddie-''Damn, that was my first answer.''

Everyone chuckled.

Jon-''Eddie would take food with him.''

Eddie-''That's right. The island will only have so much fruit.''

Everyone laughed.

Jon-''Sami would take plenty of weapons with him.''

Sami-''He's right. You never know what kinda crazy beasts are on that island.''

Everyone smiled.

Johnson-''Mick would take Mox with her!''

Michelle-''Yeah! You know me so well, bro!''

Michelle & Johnson bumped fists.

Eddie-''Johnson would take his Serial Killer Kit with him.''

Johnson-''Hell no! I'd take my family with me.''

Everyone smiled.

Johnson-''Although, my kit would come in handy for those beasts Sami was talking about.''

Everyone laughed!

Norman-''Ok, you got 2 answers wrong, so no points for Whiskey Crew.''

Whiskey Crew drank their whiskey.

Jack-''Inner Circle, Question 5: In a theatre play, what role would your partner play?''

Eddie-''Does the tree in the backround count?''

Everyone burst out laughing!

Johnson-''Jericho would be the damsel in distress!''

Everyone laughed!

Jericho-''No, I won't! Even though, *flips his hair back* I'd be a beautiful damsel.''

Everyone burst out laughing!

Sammy-''No matter what kind of play it is, Jericho would be the main character.''

Jericho-''That's right!''

Everyone smiled

Jericho-''Sammy would play the hero.''

Sammy-''I would. Hager too.''

Hager-''That's wrong.''

Sammy-''Really?''

Hager-''Yeah.''

Sammy-''Oh, dammit.''

Jack-''What about Santana & Ortiz?''

Jericho, Hager & Sammy-''Villains!''

Santana & Ortiz-''Hell yeah!''

Everyone smiled.

Jack-''Well, you got an answer wrong, so no points to The Inner Circle.''

Inner Circle drank their whiskey.

Norman-''Whiskey Crew, Question 6: What is your partner's favourite thing to watch on TV?''

Whiskey Crew-''ALL ELITE WHISKEY!!''

Everyone cheered!

Norman-''Ok, 10 points to Whiskey Crew!''

Whiskey Crew-''Yeah!''

Everyone smiled.

Jack-''Inner Circle, Question 7: What holiday does your partner love most?''

Santana-''Hager loves Thanksgiving the most.''

Hager-''He's right!''

Ortiz-''Sammy loves Halloween!''

Sammy-''Yeah!''

Everyone smiled.

Sammy-''Santana & Ortiz love Christmas.''

Hager-''So does Jericho!''

Jericho, Santana & Ortiz-''Boom!''

Everyone laughed.

Jack-''10 more points to Inner Circle!''

Inner Circle-''YEAH!!''

Everyone smiled.

Norman-''Whiskey Crew, Question 8: What role would your partner want to play in a slasher horror movie?''

Eddie-''Jon & Sami would both be the Killer!''

Jon & Sami-''YES!''

Everyone chuckled.

Eddie-''And knowing how similar Johnson & Mick are and how they love to kick ass, they will both be the Lone Survivor!''

Johnson & Michelle-''YEAH!''

Norman-''Damn, Eddie. Nice job.''

Eddie-''*Stands up* Thank you *takes a bow* Thank you.''

Eddie sat down as everyone laughed.

Eddie-''Now, it's up to them to know what role I'd play.''

Jericho-''The person who dies in the prologue!''

Everyone laughed!

Johnson-''Eddie would last way longer than that, man!''

Eddie-''Thank you! Wait, are you implying that I would die?''

Johnson-''Uh.....no! Not at all.''

Everyone laughed!

Michelle-''Eddie would be the survivor that the killer comes back to kill at the last second of the film.''

Eddie-''YES!''

Inner Circle-''Damn!''

Everyone laughed!

Jack-''That was very specific, Mick.''

Michelle-''I know. Eddie & I talked about this topic randomly a few weeks ago.''

Norman-''Cool. 10 more points for Whiskey Crew!''

Whiskey Crew-''YEAH!!''

Everyone drank their whiskey as Jack sipped on his soda.

Norman-''Ok, Jack. Your next question for Inner Circle.''

Jack smiled.

Jack-''Inner Circle, Question 9: If your partner could swap bodies with someone for a week, who would it be?''

Jericho-''They all wanna swap bodies with me!''

Everyone laughed!

Hager-''Maybe, but that's not my first choice.''

Jericho gasped!

Sammy-''We love you, Jericho. But....no.''

Johnson-''Oohh, low blow.''

Santana-''Very wrong, bro.''

Ortiz-''So wrong.''

Jericho-''I'm gonna drink my whiskey and pretend that my feelings aren't hurt right now.''

Whiskey Crew were laughing!

Norman-''Damn. That ain't right.''

Jack-''Guys, who would Jericho swap bodies with?''

Sammy, Hager, Santana & Ortiz-''His wife.''

Jericho looked at them slightly shocked.

Jericho-''*Smiles* How did you know?!''

Everyone laughed!

Jack-''Ok, no points for Inner Circle.''

Inner Circle drank their whiskey.

Norman-''Whiskey Crew, Question 10: What is your partner's favourite smell?''

Jon-''Mick loves the smell of her mother's homemade cooking.''

Michelle-''I really do. No one can cook like my momma!''

Everyone smiled.

Jon-''Eddie loves the smell of freshly stolen sneakers!''

Everyone laughed!

Eddie-''Very true!''

Everyone smiled.

Eddie-''Sami loves the smell of someone else's blood.''

Sami-''That may be true. But it's not my favourite smell.''

Eddie-''Really?''

Sami-''I'm the same as Mick. I love a home cooked meal, bro.''

Eddie-''Oh. Cool.''

They smiled.

Michelle-''Well, even though we already lost this round. Johnson's favourite smell is Deonna's perfume.''

Johnson-''Damn right!''

Everyone smiled.

Norman-''Ok, no points for Whiskey Crew.''

Whiskey Crew drank their whiskey.

Johnson-''That was Question 10. What's the score so far?''

Norman-''Uh.....Jack?''

Jack-''Both teams are tied at 30 Points so far.''

Michelle-''We need to break that damn tie!''

Jericho-''Don't worry, Mick. There will be no ties tonight!''

Everyone cheered!

Norman-''Well, that's the end of the show, people!''

Jon-''Wait, isn't that my line?''

Jericho-''Hold on, why are we ending the show? We're only halfway through the game?''

Norman-''Well, because it's the end of the episode. We'll continue playing and filming, but all the lovely people at home will watch this in two episodes.''

Jericho-''Oh.....cool.''

Everyone smiled.

Norman poured the next round.

Michelle-''Take care!''

Johnson-''Stay strong!''

Norman-''Booyah!''

Jack-''Stay safe!''

Sammy-''Goodnight!''

Hager-''Goodbye!''

Santana-''Rock on!''

Ortiz-''You rock!''

Jericho-''Drink it in maaaannnnn!''

Sami-''See ya!''

Eddie-''Bye, guys & gals!''

Jon-''Later, bitches!''

They drank their whiskey & soda and put their glasses down.

Jericho-''*Grabs the camera* DON'T MISS THE 2ND EPISODE, PEOPLE!!''

Everyone laughed!

Jericho-''I WILL KNOW IF YOU'RE NOT WATCHING!!''

Johnson-''Ah, Jericho. He always knows how to connect with the fans.''

Jericho looked at everyone.

Jericho-''Don't worry, guys. *smiles* They will all be watching.''

Everyone burst out laughing!

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