AEW: Whiskey Games!
Jon Moxley, Eddie Kingston, Sami Callihan, Michelle Shaw & Chris Johnson were sitting outside on one side of the bonfire across from Inner Circle members: Chris Jericho, Jake Hager, Sammy, Santana & Ortiz! Along with them was Norman Reedus and Jack Perry who were sitting in between the two groups with the dogs.
Eddie-''What's up, guys & gals?!''
Jon-''Welcome to a very special episode of All Elite Whiskey!''
Sami-''As you can see, we have a ton of guests tonight.''
Michelle-''That's right. We have Chris Johnson back with us once again!''
Johnson-''I'm back, bitches!''
Everyone smiled.
Michelle-''We have the entire Inner Circle here!''
Jericho-''That's right, baby! Drink it in maaaannnnn!''
Everyone smiled.
Norman-''Oh, we're gonna be drinking in plenty tonight!''
Everyone laughed!
Michelle-''Yeah, we had to bring a couch out from inside just to have enough room for everyone to sit.''
Everyone chuckled.
Michelle-''Tonight, we are going to be playing a special edition of Whiskey Games.''
Jon-''Which is what we're officially calling all these random games that we've been playing over the last several weeks.''
Michelle-''Our special hosts tonight are Norman Reedus and Jack Perry!''
Everyone cheered.
Norman-''Jack & I are gonna ask the questions, but Jack is here to keep score because Lord knows I'm gonna be too drunk to keep track.''
Everyone laughed!
Michelle-''The reason why we have all these amazing guests here tonight is because we are celebrating AEW Dynamite's 2nd Year Anniversary!''
Everyone cheered!
Jon-''Man, 2 whole years already. Can you believe it, Jericho?''
Jericho-''It's amazing, man. Time really flies by when you're part of one of the best wrestling companies in the world!''
Everyone cheered!
Eddie-''But we're gonna talk about what happened on AEW: Dynamite this past week. So, let's get this party started!''
Eddie poured the first round.
Jon-''To all of our guests joining us tonight!''
Everyone raised their glasses.
Everyone-''Cheers!''
They drank their whiskey as Jack sipped on his soda.
Jon-''First things first, Inner Circle, thanks so much for coming onto the show tonight.''
Jericho-''Thanks for having us.''
Sammy-''I love this show. I'm glad to finally be here.''
Santana-''Great to be back, man.''
Ortiz-''We had so much fun last time, we had to be back.''
Hager-''We all can't wait to get drunk with you guys!''
Everyone-''YEAH!!''
Everyone smiled.
Jon-''Let's do this!''
Jon poured the next round.
Eddie-''Ok, let's break it down for you all about what happened this past week on AEW Dynamite's 2 Year Anniversary!''
Sami-''The show kicked off with a huge tag team match of The Elite vs Jurassic Express, Christian Cage & Bryan Danielson!''
Jon-''It was a great match and The Elite picked up the victory. Sorry about that, Jack.''
Jack-''It's all good. We'll get them next time.''
Everyone drank their whiskey as Jack sipped on his soda.
Michelle-''After that match, CM Punk was in the ring enjoying the love fest as always.''
Everyone smiled.
Michelle-''He spoke about his time living in Philly, but he also announced that he will be having a match on Rampage.''
Michelle poured the next round.
Jericho-''Darby Allin was victorious in his match.''
Hager-''But Darby got attacked in the parking lot by The Pineapple.''
Santana-''Serena beat Shida and prevented her from winning her 50th Match trophy.''
Ortiz-''Then Serena actually hit Shida with the trophy.''
Sammy-''Staying on topic of the Women's Division, they have a brand new title to fight for called the TBS Championship!''
Everyone-''YEAH!''
Norman-''Great to see the women getting something new to fight for in AEW other than their main championship.''
Everyone nodded.
Johnson-''Speaking of championships, the new TNT Champion over here, Sammy, beat Bobby Fish to retain his TNT Championship.''
Everyone cheered!
Sammy-''Thanks, guys.''
Hager-''It sucked that those assholes had to ruin the celebration.''
Sammy-''I know. But I'm just thankful that they didn't cost me my championship.''
Everyone nodded.
Jericho-''Very true. But Hager & I will take care of those dumbasses at Full Gear.''
Everyone drank their whiskey as Jack sipped on his soda.
Eddie-''In the main event, it was a Casino Ladder Match for a chance to face Kenny Omega for the AEW World Championship!''
Sami-''It was Orange Cassidy vs PAC vs Andrade vs Matt Hardy vs Lance Archer vs Jon Moxley vs the Joker of the match and the returning "Hangman" Adam Page!''
Everyone-''Cowboy Shit!''
Jericho-''Adam Page came back and won the Ladder Match! Now, for the AEW Championship, it will be Kenny Omega vs Adam Page, Bay Bay!''
Everyone looked at Jericho.
Jon-''Wrong Adam, Jericho.''
Jericho-''Oh....my bad. This damn whiskey already has me saying the wrong shit!''
Everyone laughed!
Jon-''Perfect. Just in time for our Whiskey Game tonight.''
Johnson-''That time already?''
Michelle-''Yep.''
Jon-''Well, that's everything that happened on AEW: Dynamite.''
Jon poured the next round.
Jericho-''Yeah! It's time for Whiskey Games!''
Norman-''Ok! Jack, you ready?''
Jack-''Yeah! Let's do it.''
Everyone drank their whiskey as Jack finished his soda.
Norman-''Mick, don't forget to refill my glass when the rounds are poured.''
Michelle-''I never do.''
Norman-''That's my girl.''
Norman kissed Michelle.
Johnson-''Relax, Mox. It was just a peck.''
Jon-''I'm used to it.''
Jericho-''Thank goodness because I'm not in the mood to hold Moxley back from beating up someone.''
Sammy-''Why not?''
Jericho-''It's my night off.''
Everyone burst out laughing!
Norman & Jack stood up and stood on the other side of the bonfire facing both teams.
Norman-''Ok, we're gonna ask both teams 10 Questions each. Which ever team answers everything right, wins that round.''
Jack-''If one person gets an answer wrong about their partner, the whole team loses that round and has to take a drink.''
Jon-''My favourite part of these games.''
Everyone chuckled.
Jack-''We're gonna go back and forth between Norman and myself. So, each of us will ask 10 Questions.''
Everyone nodded.
Norman-''Ok. So, it is The Inner Circle vs The Whiskey Crew!''
Johnson-''That's our team name?''
Norman-''Hell yeah.''
Johnson-''I love it!''
Everyone laughed!
Norman-''All of Jack's Questions are for The Inner Circle. And all of my Questions are for The Whiskey Crew.''
Everyone nodded.
Jack-''Let the Whiskey Games begin!''
Everyone cheered!
Jack-''Inner Circle, Question 1: If your partner was going to star in a movie, what type would it be?''
Jon-''Jericho's movie would be like Grease!''
Everyone laughed!
Jericho-''I can so picture us in a Grease movie!''
Jericho stood up.
Jericho-''Do it with me boys!''
Everyone smiled.
Jericho-''Go, greased lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter mile!''
Inner Circle-''Greased lightnin'! Go, greased lightnin'!''
Inner Circle:
Jericho-''Go, greased lightnin', you're coasting through the heat lap trials!''
Inner Circle-''Greased lightnin'! Go, greased lightnin'!''
Everyone was laughing uncontrollably!
Norman-''That was classic!''
Everyone laughed as Jericho sat down again.
Johnson-''I can't believe that just happened!''
Jericho-''Just give it time, Junior. Once this game is over and I'm drunk as a kite, I'll be singing "I'm Sandra Dee!".''
Everyone burst out laughing!
Jack-''I can't wait to see that.''
Norman-''We'll all be dancing by the end of this show.''
Everyone drank their whiskey as Jack sipped on his soda.
Norman-''Ok, back to the game.''
Jericho-''What was the question again?''
Everyone laughed as Michelle poured the next round.
Jack-''If your partner was going to star in a movie, what type would it be?''
Jericho-''Hager's would be like Cagefighter.''
Sami-''Hold on, that's the movie that Mox starred in.''
Hager-''Jericho is right though.''
Eddie-''Wait, do you play Mox's character or the other guy?''
Jericho-''Not sure. They're busy working on the auditions for the movie.''
Everyone laughed!
Sammy-''Santana & Ortiz's movie would be something like The Avengers. You know, superheroes fighting side by side.''
Everyone smiled.
Santana-''Awesome.''
Ortiz-''He's right.''
Hager-''Sammy would be a solo hero like Spider-Man.''
Jericho-''I can picture Sammy swinging in between buildings like Spider-Man.''
Sammy-''They're right.''
Santana-''Jericho's would actually be a musical like Grease, just so that he can sing in it.''
Ortiz-''But it'd be all about him. Only him!''
Jericho-''That's right!''
Everyone laughed!
Jack-''Ok, Inner Circle got everything right!''
Norman-''So, that's 10 points to Inner Circle!''
Inner Circle-''YEAH!!''
Everyone smiled.
Norman-''Ok, Whiskey Crew. You ready?''
They nodded.
Norman-''Whiskey Crew, Question 2: What is your partner's phobia?''
Jericho-''I'd say Spiders for Mox!''
Jon-''Why?''
Jericho-''I remember that story you told about you falling out of bed because of a big ass spider!''
Everyone laughed!
Jon-''My phobia isn't spiders. But Johnson hates bugs and spiders.''
Johnson-''I wouldn't go as far as to call it a phobia, but he's right.''
Jon-''Mick's phobia is pediophobia.''
Michelle-''Jon's right.''
Eddie-''What is that?''
Michelle-''It's a fear of dolls or ventriloquist dummies.''
Eddie-''Oohh, they are scary.''
Michelle-''Yeah.''
Sammy-''So, you haven't seen any Chucky movies or Dead Silent?''
Michelle-''I have. I've seen possibly every horror movie involving creepy dolls.''
Jack-''Why would you watch them if that's your phobia?''
Michelle-''My Dad always taught me to face my fears and today I can say that it's not exactly a phobia anymore.''
Everyone smiled.
Michelle-''Annabelle kinda freaks me out a bit.''
Norman-''She freaks us all out.''
Everyone chuckled.
Sami-''Eddie's phobia is small spaces.''
Michelle-''You're claustrophobic?''
Eddie-''Yeah, a little bit. I'm ok in an elevator, but if I were to ever get stuck in one, I'd have a problem.''
Johnson-''Damn.''
Eddie-''Sami has coulrophobia.''
Jericho-''What the hell is that?''
Michelle-''It's a fear of clowns.''
Jericho-''Oh.''
Johnson-''Wait, you've never seen IT?''
Sami-''I have seen the movie. Freaked me out.''
Jon-''Why do you think Sami carries a baseball bat wherever he goes?''
Everyone laughed!
Sami-''I always keep it close in case a clown pops up out of nowhere.''
Everyone laughed.
Norman-''Ok, what is Mox's phobia?''
Jon-''Damn, I was hoping you'd forget about me and move on with the game.''
Everyone chuckled.
Sami-''Jon's phobia is heights.''
Inner Circle-''Seriously?''
Jon-''What? It's perfectly normal.''
Eddie-''Didn't you take Mick zip lining a while ago?''
Jon-''I did. Her way of facing fears inspired me.''
Men-''Aww!''
Michelle-''That's my brave man.''
Michelle kissed Jon as everyone smiled.
Norman-''Ok, everyone got the answers right.''
Jack-''That's 10 points to Whiskey Crew!''
Whiskey Crew-''YEAH!!''
Norman-''Both teams have 10 points.''
Everyone cheered and drank their whiskey as Jack sipped on his soda.
Norman-''Aren't you only suppose to drink if you lost a round?''
Jack-''I don't think they care.''
Norman-''Good point.''
Everyone chuckled.
Jack-''Ok, let's continue.''
Jack faced Inner Circle.
Jack-''Inner Circle, Question 3: If your partner wasn't a wrestler, what would they be?''
Jericho-''Sammy would be a motocross racer.''
Sammy-''He's right!''
Jericho & Sammy bumped fists.
Hager-''Well, seeing as Jericho is already a rock star, actor and author....''
Jericho smiled.
Hager-''Jericho would be a teacher or a coach.''
Jericho-''He's not wrong. I mean, who else is gonna teach kids how to be as great as I am?''
Everyone laughed!
Sammy-''Santana & Ortiz would be highly successfull rappers in the music industry.''
Ortiz-''Yeah! Thanks, man.''
Sammy smiled.
Santana-''Well, Hager is an MMA fighter already. So, I think he would be in the olympics winning gold medals.''
Hager-''He's right about that.''
Jack-''Cool, another 10 points for Inner Circle!''
Inner Circle-''YEAH!!''
Everyone smiled.
Norman-''Whiskey Crew, Question 4: What is the one thing your partner would take with them to a desert island?''
Eddie-''Mox would take whiskey with him!''
Jon-''Of all the questions, you get that wrong?''
Eddie-''What? It's kinda right, isn't it?''
Jon-''If I'm gonna be alone on an island, I'd take Mick with me!''
Eddie-''Damn, that was my first answer.''
Everyone chuckled.
Jon-''Eddie would take food with him.''
Eddie-''That's right. The island will only have so much fruit.''
Everyone laughed.
Jon-''Sami would take plenty of weapons with him.''
Sami-''He's right. You never know what kinda crazy beasts are on that island.''
Everyone smiled.
Johnson-''Mick would take Mox with her!''
Michelle-''Yeah! You know me so well, bro!''
Michelle & Johnson bumped fists.
Eddie-''Johnson would take his Serial Killer Kit with him.''
Johnson-''Hell no! I'd take my family with me.''
Everyone smiled.
Johnson-''Although, my kit would come in handy for those beasts Sami was talking about.''
Everyone laughed!
Norman-''Ok, you got 2 answers wrong, so no points for Whiskey Crew.''
Whiskey Crew drank their whiskey.
Jack-''Inner Circle, Question 5: In a theatre play, what role would your partner play?''
Eddie-''Does the tree in the backround count?''
Everyone burst out laughing!
Johnson-''Jericho would be the damsel in distress!''
Everyone laughed!
Jericho-''No, I won't! Even though, *flips his hair back* I'd be a beautiful damsel.''
Everyone burst out laughing!
Sammy-''No matter what kind of play it is, Jericho would be the main character.''
Jericho-''That's right!''
Everyone smiled
Jericho-''Sammy would play the hero.''
Sammy-''I would. Hager too.''
Hager-''That's wrong.''
Sammy-''Really?''
Hager-''Yeah.''
Sammy-''Oh, dammit.''
Jack-''What about Santana & Ortiz?''
Jericho, Hager & Sammy-''Villains!''
Santana & Ortiz-''Hell yeah!''
Everyone smiled.
Jack-''Well, you got an answer wrong, so no points to The Inner Circle.''
Inner Circle drank their whiskey.
Norman-''Whiskey Crew, Question 6: What is your partner's favourite thing to watch on TV?''
Whiskey Crew-''ALL ELITE WHISKEY!!''
Everyone cheered!
Norman-''Ok, 10 points to Whiskey Crew!''
Whiskey Crew-''Yeah!''
Everyone smiled.
Jack-''Inner Circle, Question 7: What holiday does your partner love most?''
Santana-''Hager loves Thanksgiving the most.''
Hager-''He's right!''
Ortiz-''Sammy loves Halloween!''
Sammy-''Yeah!''
Everyone smiled.
Sammy-''Santana & Ortiz love Christmas.''
Hager-''So does Jericho!''
Jericho, Santana & Ortiz-''Boom!''
Everyone laughed.
Jack-''10 more points to Inner Circle!''
Inner Circle-''YEAH!!''
Everyone smiled.
Norman-''Whiskey Crew, Question 8: What role would your partner want to play in a slasher horror movie?''
Eddie-''Jon & Sami would both be the Killer!''
Jon & Sami-''YES!''
Everyone chuckled.
Eddie-''And knowing how similar Johnson & Mick are and how they love to kick ass, they will both be the Lone Survivor!''
Johnson & Michelle-''YEAH!''
Norman-''Damn, Eddie. Nice job.''
Eddie-''*Stands up* Thank you *takes a bow* Thank you.''
Eddie sat down as everyone laughed.
Eddie-''Now, it's up to them to know what role I'd play.''
Jericho-''The person who dies in the prologue!''
Everyone laughed!
Johnson-''Eddie would last way longer than that, man!''
Eddie-''Thank you! Wait, are you implying that I would die?''
Johnson-''Uh.....no! Not at all.''
Everyone laughed!
Michelle-''Eddie would be the survivor that the killer comes back to kill at the last second of the film.''
Eddie-''YES!''
Inner Circle-''Damn!''
Everyone laughed!
Jack-''That was very specific, Mick.''
Michelle-''I know. Eddie & I talked about this topic randomly a few weeks ago.''
Norman-''Cool. 10 more points for Whiskey Crew!''
Whiskey Crew-''YEAH!!''
Everyone drank their whiskey as Jack sipped on his soda.
Norman-''Ok, Jack. Your next question for Inner Circle.''
Jack smiled.
Jack-''Inner Circle, Question 9: If your partner could swap bodies with someone for a week, who would it be?''
Jericho-''They all wanna swap bodies with me!''
Everyone laughed!
Hager-''Maybe, but that's not my first choice.''
Jericho gasped!
Sammy-''We love you, Jericho. But....no.''
Johnson-''Oohh, low blow.''
Santana-''Very wrong, bro.''
Ortiz-''So wrong.''
Jericho-''I'm gonna drink my whiskey and pretend that my feelings aren't hurt right now.''
Whiskey Crew were laughing!
Norman-''Damn. That ain't right.''
Jack-''Guys, who would Jericho swap bodies with?''
Sammy, Hager, Santana & Ortiz-''His wife.''
Jericho looked at them slightly shocked.
Jericho-''*Smiles* How did you know?!''
Everyone laughed!
Jack-''Ok, no points for Inner Circle.''
Inner Circle drank their whiskey.
Norman-''Whiskey Crew, Question 10: What is your partner's favourite smell?''
Jon-''Mick loves the smell of her mother's homemade cooking.''
Michelle-''I really do. No one can cook like my momma!''
Everyone smiled.
Jon-''Eddie loves the smell of freshly stolen sneakers!''
Everyone laughed!
Eddie-''Very true!''
Everyone smiled.
Eddie-''Sami loves the smell of someone else's blood.''
Sami-''That may be true. But it's not my favourite smell.''
Eddie-''Really?''
Sami-''I'm the same as Mick. I love a home cooked meal, bro.''
Eddie-''Oh. Cool.''
They smiled.
Michelle-''Well, even though we already lost this round. Johnson's favourite smell is Deonna's perfume.''
Johnson-''Damn right!''
Everyone smiled.
Norman-''Ok, no points for Whiskey Crew.''
Whiskey Crew drank their whiskey.
Johnson-''That was Question 10. What's the score so far?''
Norman-''Uh.....Jack?''
Jack-''Both teams are tied at 30 Points so far.''
Michelle-''We need to break that damn tie!''
Jericho-''Don't worry, Mick. There will be no ties tonight!''
Everyone cheered!
Norman-''Well, that's the end of the show, people!''
Jon-''Wait, isn't that my line?''
Jericho-''Hold on, why are we ending the show? We're only halfway through the game?''
Norman-''Well, because it's the end of the episode. We'll continue playing and filming, but all the lovely people at home will watch this in two episodes.''
Jericho-''Oh.....cool.''
Everyone smiled.
Norman poured the next round.
Michelle-''Take care!''
Johnson-''Stay strong!''
Norman-''Booyah!''
Jack-''Stay safe!''
Sammy-''Goodnight!''
Hager-''Goodbye!''
Santana-''Rock on!''
Ortiz-''You rock!''
Jericho-''Drink it in maaaannnnn!''
Sami-''See ya!''
Eddie-''Bye, guys & gals!''
Jon-''Later, bitches!''
They drank their whiskey & soda and put their glasses down.
Jericho-''*Grabs the camera* DON'T MISS THE 2ND EPISODE, PEOPLE!!''
Everyone laughed!
Jericho-''I WILL KNOW IF YOU'RE NOT WATCHING!!''
Johnson-''Ah, Jericho. He always knows how to connect with the fans.''
Jericho looked at everyone.
Jericho-''Don't worry, guys. *smiles* They will all be watching.''
Everyone burst out laughing!
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