AEW: Fyter Fest-Night 2!

Jon Moxley, Eddie Kingston, Sami Callihan, Michelle Shaw, Chris Johnson & Deonna were all inside the cabin tonight with the dogs because it was raining outside.

The dogs were in the kitchen with Michelle & Deonna who were making smores for the show as the men were standing around in the living room.

Michelle-''Do you think we made enough smores?''

Deonna-''Is there such a thing as too much smores?''

Michelle-''Good point. Let's make some more.''

They giggled as Jon & Chris walked into the kitchen area several feet away from the women.

Chris-''How did we get so lucky, Mox?''

Jon-''I have no idea, man.''

They smiled as they watched Michelle & Deonna joking around.

Eddie-''Even I sometimes wonder how you two dogs got so lucky.''

They laughed as Eddie walked into the kitchen and over to the women.

Eddie-''You ladies need help?''

Deonna-''We're good, Eddie.''

Michelle-''You can give the dogs some doggy biscuits. They've been staring at us for the past 20 minutes.''

Eddie-''Cool.''

Eddie grabbed the bag of doggy biscuits and fed the Danes and pups. Then Eddie walked over and put biscuits in Jon & Chris' mouths!

Chris-''Dude!''

Eddie-''What?! Mick said feed the dogs!''

Everyone burst out laughing!

Sami-''Pass me one, bro!''

Eddie tossed a biscuit to Sami. He caught it in his mouth and everyone cheered.

Everyone-''Yeah!''

Sami-''Thank you.''

Sami took a bow as Eddie ate a biscuit.

Sami-''Hey, Mox?''

Jon-''Yeah?''

Sami-''Why don't we play some darts? Oh, we can make it into a drinking game too.''

Eddie-''Drunk people throwing sharp objects. Someone could lose an eye, bro.''

Sami-''And?''

Eddie-''And nothing. Count me in!''

They laughed and bumped fists.

Chris-''But wait, how does the rules work then?''

Sami-''Well, whatever number the dart lands on is the amount of shots of tequila you gotta drink.''

Jon-''Cool. But what if a dart lands on 20? That seems a bit much for one person.''

Eddie-''Ok, then whenever a dart lands on any number over 10, we cut the number in half.''

Chris-''Ok. So, if a dart lands on 18, you only take 9 shots?''

Sami-''Yep!''

Eddie-''Everyone only shoots a dart once. There's enough darts for everyone here.''

Sami-''What do you say?''

Jon-''Hell yeah!''

Chris-''Let's do it!''

The men cheered!

Deonna-''What would we do without our boys, Mick?''

Michelle-''Our lives would suck without them.''

They laughed.

Then Michelle & Deonna took the plates of smores to the living room and put them on the coffee table next to the drinks and glasses. Then the men all walked into the living room and sat down as the dogs walked into the living room as well.

Michelle sat down on the couch in between Jon & Eddie. Sami was sitting on the recliner as Chris & Deonna were sitting on the other couch.

Sami-''Let's get this show started!''

Everyone cheered!

Eddie-''What's up, guys & gals?!''

Jon-''Welcome to All Elite Whiskey!''

Sami-''And we have the awesome Chris Johnson back with us. Along with his beautiful wife, Deonna!''

Michelle-''Glad to have you both back this week.''

Chris-''Great to be on the show, as always.''

Deonna-''I had too much fun last week. I had to be back this week.''

Chris-''I love being on the show every chance I get. So, it's always a pleasure to be here.''

Michelle-''Well, let's have our first round.''

Jon-''Whiskey & Tequila once again!''

Michelle poured another round of whiskey as Deonna poured another round of tequila.

Sami-''To Chris & Deonna for being on the show again!''

They raised their tequila shots.

Everyone-''Cheers!''

They drank their tequila shots and their whiskey.

Michelle-''So, how was your week, guys?''

Deonna-''It was good.''

Chris-''It was great for me because I didn't get into trouble.''

Jon-''Really?''

Deonna-''Well, not so much trouble that caused him to sleep on the couch at least.''

Everyone chuckled.

Chris-''Right. So, I'm a happy man.''

Michelle-''That's good to hear.''

Everyone smiled.

Eddie-''Ok, let's break it down for you all about what happened this past week on Night 2 of Fyter Fest!''

Sami-''Chris Jericho beat Shawn Spears in a match where Spears was the only one allowed to use a steel chair.''

Chris-''We all knew Spears was gonna need way more than a steel chair to beat Jericho.''

Deonna-''That's true. Jericho is one of the toughest men out there.''

Eddie-''Very true.''

Michelle poured another round of whiskey as Deonna poured another round of tequila.

Michelle-''Jericho also revealed later in the show that he will be returning as The Painmaker next week!''

Jon-''Yeah! I can't wait to see The Painmaker vs Nick Gage!''

Chris-''Damn, that fight is gonna be insane.''

They drank their tequila shots and their whiskey.

Eddie-''The AEW Women's Championship was on the line this past week.''

Sami-''Britt Baker retained her championship by defeating Nyla Rose.''

Everyone grabbed a smore and started eating.

Michelle-''Later in the show, Orange Cassidy beat The Blade.''

Jon-''Christian Cage & Jurassic Express challenged Hardy Family Office to a tag team match next week.''

Sami-''Guess the feud between Cage & Hardy is far from done.''

Eddie-''Seems so.''

Michelle poured another round of whiskey as Deonna poured another round of tequila.

Chris-''Gallows beat Frankie. But then The Elite came out and were beating down Frankie until Dark Order & Page came to help.''

Deonna-''We'll finally get to see those two groups face off next week at Fight of the Fallen.''

Jon-''Yeah, it's gonna be good.''

They drank their tequila shots and finished their smores.

Chris-''Andrade was in the ring to welcome back Chavo Guerrero!''

Michelle-''That was so awesome! I love Chavo.''

They drank their whiskey.

Deonna-''I'm a fan of Andrade. I can't wait to see what those two have in store for AEW.''

Chris-''Me too.''

Everyone grabbed a smore and started eating.

Eddie-''But during that segment of Chavo returning, Death Triangle also made their return!''

Sami-''Yeah, we haven't seen Death Triangle together in a while. It was awesome to see them again.''

Jon-''Death Triangle were looking for a fight, but when they entered the ring....Chavo & Andrade left.''

Michelle-''They clearly weren't ready to get into a brawl with Death Triangle.''

Everyone chuckled and finished their smores.

Michelle poured another round of whiskey as Deonna poured another round of tequila.

Eddie-''Ok, it's time for the main event!''

Sami-''Yeah! The IWGP US Championship was on the line in a Texas Death Match!''

They drank their tequila shots.

Jon-''Yeah, it was yours truly, Jon Moxley vs Lance Archer! And we put on a hell of a fight for Texas in that Death Match!''

Deonna-''You both sure did. It was brutal.''

Chris-''Only Mox can make a fork that dangerous!''

Everyone laughed and drank their whiskey.

Sami-''That goes back to early Moxley days.''

Jon-''Haha!''

Eddie-''As well as the barbed wire.''

Michelle-''It was classic Moxley.''

Everyone smiled.

Deonna-''Mick, I have to ask....does Mox always use a fork like that?''

Michelle-''Well....it depends on what we have for dinner.''

Everyone laughed!

Jon-''I carry a fork like a pocket knife.''

Everyone burst out laughing!

Sami-''Only Mox would do that.''

Michelle-''This calls for a toast!''

Michelle poured another round of whiskey as Deonna poured another round of tequila.

Chris-''What are we toasting to, Mick?''

Michelle-''To Moxley's IWGP US Championship title reign that lasted 564 days!''

Everyone raised their glasses.

Everyone-''Cheers!''

They drank their tequila shots and their whiskey.

Michelle-''Mox, despite the reign coming to an end, I am proud of you and you'll always be my champion.''

Jon-''Thank you, babygirl.''

They kissed as everyone smiled at them.

Eddie-''Well, that's everything that happened on Night 2 of Fyter Fest!''

Sami-''Oohh! It's time for our Dart Drinking game!''

Sami stood up.

Sami-''Let's go!''

Everyone stood up and went to the kitchen area as the dogs were sleeping by the fireplace. They also brought the drinks & glasses with them and set them on the kitchen counter.

Sami grabbed the darts and handed everyone a dart.

Eddie-''Who's gonna go first?''

Jon-''The ladies, of course.''

Deonna-''Wow. And people say chivalry is dead.''

Michelle-''If men keep giving women sharp objects, chivalry won't be the only thing that's dead.''

Everyone laughed!

Jon-''That's my babygirl!''

Michelle smiled.

Michelle-''Don't do this at home, people.''

Chris-''Yeah, we're trained professionals!''

Everyone burst out laughing!

Michelle stood ready.

Michelle-''You all better stand back before I throw a dart into someone's foot.''

Everyone took a step back and Michelle threw the dart!

Michelle got the number 20!

Michelle-''Son of a bitch!''

Sami-''Remember, Mick....you only have to do 10 shots.''

Michelle-''I know. But what if that wasn't the case?''

Everyone chuckled.

Michelle-''Norman Reedus would be proud though.''

Jon-''He will be, babygirl.''

Michelle walked over to the counter.

Michelle-''Norman, I know you're watching! This is for you.''

Michelle took her 10 shots of tequila!

Michelle-''Good Lord, the room is spinning.''

Jon-''Sit down, babygirl.''

Michelle-''Ok.''

Michelle sat down on the floor against the counter.

Deonna-''My turn.''

Deonna stood ready and threw the dart!

Deonna got the number 8!

Deonna-''Awesome.''

Deonna walked over to the counter and took her 8 shots of tequila!

Deonna-''YEAH!''

Deonna sat down next to Michelle.

Deonna-''You ok, sweetheart?''

Michelle-''Yeah.''

They smiled.

Chris-''My turn.''

Chris stood ready and threw the dart!

Chris got the number 18!

Chris-''Cool.''

Chris walked over to the counter and took his 9 shots of tequila!

Chris-''Damn! That was so good!''

Everyone chuckled.

Eddie-''I'm next!''

Jon-''*Whispers to the others* Watch this disaster right here.''

Eddie stood ready and threw the dart, but it hit the wall about 5 feet away from the dart board!

Eddie-''That doesn't count!''

Everyone burst out laughing!

Sami-''Dude, what were you aiming for?!''

Jon-''He probably saw a ghost.''

Eddie-''Hey, at least I didn't break a window!''

Everyone was laughing uncontrollably!

Eddie-''Ok, ok! Let's try this again.''

Eddie stood ready and threw the dart!

Eddie got the number 10!

Eddie-''Yeah!''

Eddie walked over to the counter and took his 10 shots of tequila!

Eddie-''So good.''

Sami-''I'm next!''

Sami stood ready and threw the dart!

Sami-''Boom!''

Sami got the number 14!

Sami-''Hell yeah!''

Sami walked over to the counter and took his 7 shots of tequila!

Sami-''Your turn, Mox!''

Eddie-''You wanna use a fork instead of a dart, Mox?''

Everyone burst out laughing!

Jon-''I think I would have better aim with a fork!''

Everyone laughed!

Jon stood ready and threw the dart!

Jon got the number 7!

Jon-''Lucky number 7 as always!''

Michelle-''Awesomesauce!''

Jon walked over to the counter and took his 7 shots of tequila!

Jon-''Fuck yeah!''

Michelle & Deonna stood up by the counter.

Sami-''Next time, we should kick off the show with Dart Drinking. That way, Eddie won't break anything.''

Everyone laughed!

Chris-''We hit good numbers though.''

Eddie-''None of us would be happy about these numbers if this was Fear Factor!''

Everyone laughed!

Then everyone went back to sit down in the living room as they took the drinks & glasses with them.

Jon-''Well, that's the end of the show, people!''

Michelle-''Well, we finished the tequila with all those shots we took. So, we'll end off the show with whiskey.''

Jon poured the next round.

Jon-''But before we go, thank you so much to Chris & Deonna for coming on the show twice in a row and getting drunk with us.''

Everyone chuckled.

Deonna-''No problem.''

Chris-''We'll both be back sometime very soon.''

Everyone smiled.

Michelle-''Take care!''

Deonna-''Stay safe!''

Chris-''Stay strong!''

Sami-''See ya!''

Eddie-''Bye, guys & gals!''

Jon-''Later, bitches!''

They drank their whiskey, put their glasses down, grabbed a smore and started eating.

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