AEW: Blood & Guts & Monster Trucks!

Jon Moxley, Eddie Kingston, Sami Callihan & Michelle Shaw drove up in Jon's blue pickup truck outside of a stadium. Jon & Eddie got out of the truck as Sami & Michelle jumped off from the back of the truck and they all stood side by side.

Eddie-''What's up, guys & gals?!''

Jon-''Welcome back to All Elite Whiskey, baby!''

Sami-''You're all probably wondering where the heck we are. Let's show 'em, Mick.''

Michelle-''Follow us, everyone.''

They all walked into the stadium and stepped out into the main area.

Michelle-''Look at that, everyone.''

Michelle-''That's right, we are gonna be driving monster trucks today!''

Eddie-''Hell Yeah!''

Jon-''Keep in mind, we are completely sober right now. But we'll be drinking afterwards.''

Michelle-''But before we get started, we have a very special guest joining us today.''

Sami-''And you're gonna love him!''

Jon-''Please welcome, our awesome friend and brother, Chris Johnson!''

Chris Johnson walked up to them.

Jon-''Hey, bro!''

Chris-''What's up, brothers?!''

Chris hugged Jon, Sami & Eddie.

Chris-''And my little sister, Micky!''

Michelle-''Hey, Chris!''

They hugged.

Michelle-''Love your bear hugs.''

They smiled.

Eddie-''How you been, bro?''

Chris-''I'm doing great.''

Sami-''Excited about being on All Elite Whiskey?''

Chris-''Hell yeah! I love the show by the way. I never miss it.''

Eddie-''Awesome to hear that, man.''

Jon-''Ever driven a monster truck before, Chris?''

Chris-''I stole my Dad's truck once. Does that count?''

Sami-''You stole your Dad's truck?''

Michelle-''He borrowed it without permission.''

Chris-''Yeah, what she said.''

They laughed.

Jon-''Don't worry, bro. We've all stolen cars at some point in our lives. Right, Mick?''

Chris-''You never told me you stole a car, Mick.''

Michelle-''That's a story for another episode. Let's get driving!''

Michelle rushed off as the men chuckled.

Jon-''Babygirl, wait for us!''

Chris-''Ok, let's do this!''

They rushed off and caught up with Michelle. They all got in their gear and helmets and walked up to the monster trucks.

They each got in a monster truck and they could talk to each other via walkie talkies.

Jon-''Ok, guys. You ready for this?!''

Eddie-''Born ready, Mox!''

Sami-''I'm always ready to do some crazy shit!''

Michelle-''Hell yeah, I'm ready!''

Chris-''I don't think these trucks are ready for us!''

They all laughed!

Jon-''Let's ride!''

They all started the trucks, stepped on the gas and rode off along the tracks. They went around the track a couple of times to get warmed up for the tricks.

Sami & Eddie sped up and went down the middle path of the track.

Eddie-''YEAH!!''

Sami-''HAHA!!''

As Sami & Eddie made their turn in different directions, Chris & Michelle did this jump together.

Chris-''Nice jump, Mick!''

Michelle-''You too, Chris!''

They smiled. Then everyone drove back to where the other trucks were parked.

Sami-''Check this out, guys!''

Sami sped off and did this!

Jon-''Nice one, bro!''

Eddie-''Awesome!''

Chris-''Damn!''

Michelle-''Whoa!''

Sami drove back to them.

Eddie-''My turn! Check this out!''

Eddie drove off and did this trick!

Jon-''Hahahaha!''

Sami-''*Laughs* Show off!''

Chris-''Classic Eddie.''

Michelle-''That was fucking cool!''

Eddie laughed as he drove back to them.

Michelle-''Chris, your turn.''

Chris-''Ok. But I gotta warn you, I'm a tough act to follow.''

They all laughed as Chris drove off.

Jon-''There he goes.''

Chris did this trick!

Michelle-''WHOA!''

Jon-''DAMN!'

Sami-''Fucking awesome, bro!''

Chris-''Haha! Yeah!''

Chris cheered as he drove back to them.

Eddie-''Are you sure you've never done this before, Chris?''

Chris-''Pretty sure.''

They chuckled.

Jon-''Your turn, babygirl.''

Michelle-''Ok, here I go.''

Michelle drove off and did this trick!

Jon-''YEAH! That's my baby!''

Eddie-''Damn!!''

Sami-''Go, Mick!!''

Chris-''Awesome!''

Michelle smiled as she drove back to them.

They all continued doing tricks, jumps and flips all over the track. Then Michelle, Jon & Sami did this trick!

(Sami is in the middle truck as Jon & Michelle are in the other two trucks)

Chris-''DAMN! That was awesome!''

Eddie-''You three ok after that?''

Jon-''I knocked into the wall, but I'm good!''

Michelle-''I managed to miss the wall.''

Chris-''You good, Sami?''

Sami-''Yeah! I'm good.''

Eventually, they all drove up to the side and got out of the trucks. They each stood on the large tyres and took off their helmets.

Eddie-''Man! That was fucking great!''

Jon-''You know what? I think I got one more trick left in me. Be right back.''

Jon quickly put his helmet back on, got back into the truck and drove off.

Sami-''This is gonna be epic.''

Jon went around the track and did this trick!

Michelle-''Oh, my God!''

Chris-''Whoa!''

Sami-''Fuck Yeah!''

Eddie-''That's our brother!''

They all cheered and clapped as Jon drove back up to them. They all jumped down from the trucks as Jon got out and jumped down as well and took off his helmet.

Eddie-''You are one badass son of a gun!''

Jon-''The biggest badass ever!''

Jon & Eddie bumped fists.

Sami-''Fucking awesome, brother.''

Jon-''Thanks.''

Michelle-''That was a perfect way to end off the day.''

Jon smiled.

Chris-''But the day is far from over.''

Eddie-''Damn right. We got a bottle of whiskey waiting for us.''

Sami-''Then let's head on out of here.''

They smiled and walked off.

About an hour later, they all arrived at the cabin and sat down outside by the bonfire. Jack, Kayley, Danno & Dani all walked outside as Michelle was pouring the first round.

Michelle-''Awesome. The crew is all here.''

Kayley sat down by Eddie as Jack sat down by Chris.

Chris-''He's a big boy.''

Michelle-''Fully grown.''

Sami picked up Danno and sat him down in between him & Michelle. Dani was by the sliding door looking at a butterfly.

Jon-''Aww. Look at my Cutie Pie watching a butterfly.''

Everyone smiled.

Then the butterfly sat on Dani's nose and she sneezed.

Michelle-''Aww.''

Dani saw the butterfly fly away.

Jon-''Cutie Pie!''

Dani looked at Jon.

Jon-''Come here. *reaches out to her* Come here, girl.''

Dani got excited and ran to Jon as everyone smiled at her.

Jon-''There she is.''

Jon rubbed his nose against her nose.

Chris-''Only Jon Moxley can make females of all different species fall in love with him.''

They all laughed as Dani licked Jon's face.

Eddie-''Mick, you should never bring Dani to AEW because if she sees Jon in the ring, she'll be running after him all over the place.''

They laughed.

Jon-''That'll be ok. Maybe she'll bite Kenny!''

They laughed.

Chris-''If I had dogs, I wouldn't let them bite Kenny.''

Sami-''Why not?''

Eddie-''Can't afford that lawsuit on your ass, huh?''

They laughed!

Chris-''Oh, damn!''

They smiled.

Chris-''Not just that. *Chuckles* But I can't risk my dogs getting any Kenneth germs. Who knows where that man has been.''

They all burst out laughing!

Jon-''Ok. A toast to the awesome monster truck driving we all did today.''

They all raised their glasses.

Jon-''Well, if you can call all that shit we did today ''driving''.''

They chuckled.

All of Them-''Cheers!''

They drank their whiskey.

Jon-''Man, we should drive monster trucks again for this show.''

Michelle-''Well, we did it because of Blood & Guts. Maybe we can do it again for Double Or Nothing?''

Chris-''I'm in.''

Eddie-''Me too.''

Sami-''Hell yeah, I'm in.''

Jon-''Ok, then! Double Or Nothing Or Monster Trucks coming soon, people!''

They all smiled at each other.

Eddie-''Ok, let's break it down on what happened at AEW: Blood & Guts!''

Sami poured the next round.

Michelle-''Blood & Guts kicked off in the best way with the violent gentlemen, Mox & King!''

They all drank their whiskey.

Chris-''That was a fun match. It didn't surprise me at all that Kenneth tried to get the advantage by hitting you guys with the title before the match even started.''

Sami-''Kenneth is such a coward. Asshole has been a thorn in my side for a while now with him being on Impact.''

Jon poured the next round.

Eddie-''Yeah. And he ran away like a coward and didn't even finish the match. Jon & I took care of Kazawa though.''

Jon-''We will get our hands on Kenneth very soon. I need to get that AEW Championship off of him.''

Michelle-''He can't hold so much gold forever. Sami will beat him for the Impact Championship and Mox will beat him for the AEW Championship.''

Chris-''I'll drink to that!''

They all drank their whiskey.

Chris-''SCU became #1 Contenders for the AEW Tag Team Championships. But they said if they lose, they will never team up again.''

Eddie-''They're putting a lot on the line in this match. I can respect that.''

Chris poured the next round.

Michelle-''I don't think I could ever put that on the line in a match. Never teaming up with someone that I have a close bond with like the bond that those two have. I'm not saying that they can't beat The Bucks, but that is a big risk.''

Sami-''I agree with you, Mick.''

Jon-''It also shows how important this match is to them.''

They drank their whiskey.

Michelle-''Damn, forgot the doggy biscuits.''

Michelle got up and went inside.

Chris-''Jon, you know she's fetching the biscuits only for you, right?''

Jon-''*Smiles* I know.''

They all laughed as Sami poured the next round.

Eddie-''So, Chris....how's the family doing?''

Chris-''My beautiful wife and kids are doing great. If they're happy, I'm happy.''

Michelle came back.

Michelle-''Happy wife means happy life. Right, Chris?''

Chris-''Better believe it.''

Michelle sat down as they smiled.

Chris-''Angry wife means whiskey night.''

They all laughed and drank their whiskey.

Chris-''I would say don't tell my wife that, but she loves this show.''

Sami-''So, you're probably in trouble when you get home?''

Chris-''I might be.''

Jon-''Then you need more whiskey.''

Chris laughed. Then Jon poured the next few rounds and everyone drank their whiskey.

Michelle-''Time for smores.''

Jon-''And doggy biscuits for us! Right, Cutie Pie?''

Dani barked and they all chuckled.

Jon-''That's my girl!''

Michelle fed the dogs biscuits as Jon had one too.

Jon-''Want a dog biscuit, Chris?''

Chris-''Uh....sure. Why not? I'm about 1 sheet into the wind for a doggy biscuit.''

Chris took a dog biscuit and ate it.

Chris-''Wow. That's really good.''

Jon-''I know, right?''

They chuckled. Then they all put marshmallows on chop sticks and held them over the fire.

Jon-''Oh, shit. My marshmallows are on fire again.''

Michelle-''Blow it out.''

Jon just ate it again like the last time.

Chris-''How the hell do you do that?''

Jon-''I don't even know!''

They laughed!

Sami-''Only Jon Moxley does things that even he can't explain.''

They chuckled. They made their smores and started eating.

Eddie-''So, Mox....looking forward to facing Nagata next week?''

Jon-''Definitely. I'm looking forward to facing him. He's a legend in Japan.''

Chris-''Mox, you have an opportunity that many wrestlers can only dream of. I know you're gonna make the most of it and both of you are gonna steal the show.''

Jon-''Thanks, bro.''

Chris-''No problem.''

Sami-''You sent a hell of a message to Nagata this past week.''

Eddie-''Classic Mox.''

Jon-''I had to. As much as I respect the hell out of Nagata, I have to make him know who the hell he is stepping into the ring with.''

Michelle poured the next round.

Eddie-''Is it time to talk about the main event?''

Sami-''Blood and Guts, baby!''

They finished their smores and drank their whiskey.

Jon-''The Inner Circle vs The Pinnacle! Hands down, despite the unnecessary ending, it was a fucking awesome fight!''

Chris-''I agree.''

Michelle-''I love that The Inner Circle were dressed as prisoners. Very fitting for that type of fight.''

Sami-''I liked that too. Sammy really impressed me. His Coast To Coast was awesome!''

Eddie-''Man, everyone was bleeding. The ring was torn up, the turn buckle came off and forks were used to stab people.''

Jon-''Awesome.''

Chris poured the next round.

Chris-''That coward MJF ran away and went up to the roof of the cage.''

Eddie-''But Jericho wasn't far behind. He went up there too.''

They drank their whiskey.

Sami-''I thought it was over for MJF at that point.''

Michelle-''Me too.''

Jon-''Then MJF basically threatened to kill Jericho if The Inner Circle didn't surrender. That was bullshit!''

Michelle poured the next round.

Sami-''Unfortunately, The Pinnacle won. But that asshole still pushed Jericho off the cage.''

Jon-''Fucking prick.''

They drank their whiskey.

Jon-''Well, I'm done talking about MJF. He's making me curse like a sailor.''

Michelle-''Is it MJF? Or the whiskey?''

Chris-''Probably both.''

They laughed!

Jon-''Either way, I need to drink some more.''

Jon poured several more rounds and everyone drank their whiskey. After those rounds, they were all laughing uncontrollably.

Michelle-''Oh, Lord. The world is spinning.''

Chris-''It's always spinning.''

Michelle-''It's spinning too fast!''

They laughed.

Jon-''My poor babygirl is so drunk!''

Sami-''Do you need a bucket, Mick?''

Michelle-''No, I'm good.''

Jon-''She can hold her whiskey down. Don't worry.''

Chris-''I'm pretty sure none of us were able to hold our whiskey down the very first time we had any.''

Eddie-''Haha! Very true.''

Sami-''Yeah, no one forgets their first hangover!''

They chuckled.

Chris-''And yet, despite that pain, we still drink! Un-fucking-believable!''

They all laughed uncontrollably.

Sami-''It got dark outside here very fast.''

Chris-''What time is it, Mick?''

Michelle-''It is *looks at her watch* quarter past May!''

They laughed!

Chris-''Awesome.''

Jon poured the next round.

Jon-''We should end the show before we say shit that people shouldn't hear.''

They chuckled.

Chris-''It's too late for that.''

They laughed and drank their whiskey.

Jon-''That is the end of the show!''

Sami-''We hope you enjoyed our drunkenness.''

Eddie-''And our Monster Truck madness.''

Michelle-''We loved having Chris Johnson on the show!''

Chris-''I loved being on my favourite show! Thanks for having me, guys.''

Jon-''No problem, brother.''

Jon poured the next round.

Michelle-''Take care, everyone.''

Chris-''Stay safe.''

Sami-''See ya!''

Eddie-''Bye, guys & gals.''

Jon-''Later, bitches.''

They drank their whiskey and put their glasses down.

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