AEW: 7 April 2021

Jon Moxley, Eddie Kingston & Michelle Shaw were sitting on the couch and Michelle was pouring the first round as the show started.

Eddie-''What's up, guys & gals?!''

Jon-''Welcome back to All Elite Whiskey!''

Michelle handed them their drinks.

Michelle-''Cheers, gentlemen.''

They drank their whiskey.

Michelle-''We have a lot to talk about with everything that happened on AEW.''

Jon-''Apart from it being AEW this past Wednesday, it was also National Beer Day!''

Eddie-''That's right. So, as a celebration to Beer Day, we also have bottles of beer in ice right next to the table here.''

Jon-''Hell Yeah!''

They laughed.

Jon-''It's All Elite Whiskey, Smores & Beer!''

They chuckled.

Michelle-''This is gonna be a great episode.''

They smiled as Jon poured the next round.

Jon-''Now, as much as I love doing this show, AEW didn't exactly end well for myself & Eddie. So, as you can probably tell....I'M PISSED OFF!''

Eddie-''So am I, brother.''

Michelle-''I'm pissed off too. Which is why....I invited someone to the show that I think will cheer you guys up.''

Jon-''Who is it?''

They heard a knock on the door.

Michelle-''Let me go get that.''

Michelle got up and walked off.

Eddie-''Any clue of who it could be?''

Jon-''Nope.''

Then Michelle came back with this man!

Jon-''Oh, my God!''

Eddie-''No way!''

Sami-''What's up, brothers?!''

Jon & Eddie stood up and each gave Sami Callihan a hug as Michelle smiled at them.

Jon-''How have you been, bro?''

Sami-''I'm doing good. How are you guys doing?''

Eddie-''Well, you saw AEW. But we drink all the pain away right here.''

Sami-''Yeah, I've been watching this show. It's awesome and hilarious!''

They all chuckled.

Jon-''Sit down on my spot, bro. I'll grab another chair and a glass for you.''

Michelle sat down with Sami & Eddie on either side of her and Jon sat down on a recliner and put down an extra whiskey glass for Sami.

Eddie-''Thanks for coming to the show, bro.''

Sami-''When Mick called me, I knew I couldn't miss this opportunity to see my brothers and drink with them again.''

Jon poured the next round.

Jon-''Let's have our first round together with Sami!''

They all raised their glasses.

Jon, Sami, Eddie & Michelle-''Cheers!''

They all drank their whiskey.

Sami-''Ah! So smooth.''

They all smiled.

Eddie-''We're also having beer tonight in celebration of National Beer Day.''

Sami-''Cool.''

Jon-''Hey, let's all have our first beer for the night.''

Michelle-''I agree.''

Eddie took out 4 beers and handed everybody one. They opened their beers and all took a sip.

Eddie-''Oh, that's freezing cold!''

Jon-''Just how I like it.''

They all chuckled.

Sami-''So, when do you guys decide to start talking about AEW?''

Jon-''Depends on how drunk we are. But we never stay on topic though.''

Sami-''I've noticed.''

They all laughed.

Eddie-''Well, AEW did kick off with The Inner Circle arriving in style!''

Michelle-''Like true rock stars.''

Jon-''Arrive to the show in a helicopter or a tank, then I'll be impressed.''

They all laughed and took a sip of their beers.

Jon-''The first match of the night, we saw Adam Page victorious once again.''

Eddie-''And Adam celebrated by having a beer.''

Sami-''Classic Adam Page.''

Michelle-''True. Then Tony was in the ring interviewing Death Triangle when Orange Cassidy, Chuck Taylor & Trent showed up.''

Eddie-''Death Triangle may have a AEW Tag Team Championship Match next week, but the others think they deserve a shot as well.''

Michelle-''Well, they need to get in line. No one deserves anything in this business. You earn everything you get.''

Jon-''Damn right.''

Sami-''I completely agree with you, Mick. If they wanted a title shot so badly, why didn't they go for it sooner?''

Jon nodded as Michelle poured the next round.

Sami-''I mean, they should've done what Death Triangle have been doing all along. Hence why they have a championship match next week and Chucky & Peaches don't!''

They all laughed!

Jon-''Oh, damn.''

They all drank their whiskey and sipped on their beers.

Jon-''It's so great having you here, bro.''

Sami-''Good to be here, brother.''

Jon & Sami bumped fists.

Michelle-''The next thing that happened on AEW was The Inner Circle addressing The Pinnacle. Now, in my eyes, Chris Jericho probably just did the promo of the year and we're only a few months into 2021.''

Eddie-''You won't get much argument from anybody on saying that, Mick.''

Jon-''It's classic Chris Jericho. No one is as great as him on that mic.''

Sami-''That promo was pure gold.''

Jon-''True.''

They sipped on their beers.

Sami-''Then The Inner Circle challenged The Pinnacle to a Blood & Guts Match on May 5th.''

Eddie-''That's gonna be awesome!''

Michelle poured the next round and handed them their drinks.

Sami-''How many glasses of whiskey do you guys have during a show?''

Michelle-''We usually get through half a bottle of Jack Daniels by the end of the show.''

Jon-''But we finish the bottle of Jack Daniels after the show is over.''

Sami-''Damn.''

Michelle-''So, as far as how many glasses we have....I'm not sure. I did ok in Math in school, but it was never my strongest subject.''

They all chuckled.

Jon-''Yeah, all that math, chemistry and bullshit goes out the window when we drink.''

Sami-''Nice!''

They all drank their whiskey and continued drinking their beers.

Eddie-''Beer is almost done.''

Jon-''Time for smores, babygirl?''

Michelle-''Yep!''

They all finished their beers, put marshmallows on their chop sticks and held them over the fire.

Sami-''This is really cool. How did you guys come up with this show?''

Jon-''Drunk minds think alike.''

They laughed!

Sami-''I guess they do.''

Eddie-''It's an awesome way to hang out with friends and talk shit.''

They chuckled.

Sami-''So, what did you guys think of Taz asking Christian Cage to join Team Taz?''

Jon-''Doesn't surprise me when a bunch of rookies want to use a veteran's success to boost their own careers because they're not exactly making an impact.''

Eddie-''Oohh.''

Jon-''Tell me I'm wrong?''

Eddie-''You're not wrong, bro. But we all know Christian is not going to join them. He wants to do things alone and on his own terms.''

Michelle-''True. When you come back to the ring after 7 years, you don't wanna be confined to a group where you have to share the spotlight.''

Sami-''True. But like Jon said, Team Taz is just using Christian for their own benefit.''

They made their smores and started eating.

Eddie-''Next match, Jurassic Express beat Bear Country.''

Michelle-''I enjoyed that match. I wouldn't mind seeing them face each other again.''

Jon-''Me too.''

Sami-''Hey, Jon. Didn't you say one time on this show that you could rock Jungle Boy's hairstyle?''

Jon-''I might've said something like that. Keep in mind....I was not sober.''

They chuckled.

Michelle-''Jon said he could rock that hairstyle on a good day.''

Jon-''Haha! That sounds right.''

They all laughed and finished their smores.

Sami-''Well, you had long pink hair at a time. So, I could actually see you rocking Jungle Boy's hairstyle.''

Jon-''As cool as that may be....I'll never have long hair again.''

They all drank their whiskey.

Eddie-''Another beer, guys and lovely lady?''

Michelle-''I'd love to have another beer.''

Sami-''Hell yeah.''

Jon-''I won't say "no" to another beer.''

Eddie handed them each a beer, they opened them and took a sip.

Michelle-''The TNT Championship match was pretty cool as well. Darby Allin vs JD Drake.''

Eddie-''Yeah. I think people thought JD had the upper hand because of his size and he did a great job. But Darby came out the winner.''

Sami-''Everyone should know that in wrestling, you can't count out a guy just because he's smaller than his opponent.''

Jon-''That's true. You can be an underdog and still win the fight, people! Don't forget that.''

Michelle-''I'll drink to that.''

They raised their beers.

All of Them-''Cheers!''

They sipped on their beers.

Jon-''What haven't we talked about yet?''

Sami-''Your tag team match.''

Jon-''UGH! I don't wanna talk about that bullshit!''

Sami-''Good! No one wants to hear about that bullshit.''

They all laughed.

Jon-''Nice one, brother.''

Michelle-''A Lion King joke. I love it!''

They continued to drink their beers.

Eddie-''Wait, we haven't talked about The Pinnacle attacking Chris after they locked the rest of The Inner Circle in their locker room.''

Jon-''Oh, right.''

Sami-''Not to point out the obvious-''

Eddie-''Oh, please do. I wanna hear you say it.''

They all chuckled.

Sami-''Ok, I'm pretty sure The Inner Circle were strong enough to break down that door all by themselves. They didn't *laughs* they didn't need the door to be cut for them ahead of time!''

They all laughed uncontrollably!

Jon-''Oh, man! That is very true.''

Michelle-''The pattern on the door gave it away.''

Eddie-''Haha!''

They finished their beers and Jon poured another round.

Eddie-''Time to make more smores!''

They drank their whiskey and started making smores again.

Eddie-''I guess it's hunting season for those Bucks, huh Mox?''

Jon-''Damn right it is. And a few others.''

Michelle-''You gonna help them, Sami?''

Sami-''Good question. But I don't wanna spoil any surprises that could or could not happen.''

Michelle-''Awesome.''

They smiled.

Jon-''That's the end of the show!''

Sami-''Already?''

Eddie-''The show is ending, but the beer & whiskey drinking isn't.''

Sami-''Nice!''

Jon poured the next round.

Michelle-''Thanks for joining us, Sami.''

Sami-''Thanks for inviting me, Mick.''

They smiled and bumped fists.

Michelle-''Take care, everyone!''

Sami-''See you next week!''

Eddie-''Bye, guys & gals!''

Jon-''Later, bitches!''

They drank their whiskey and put their glasses down.

All of Them-''I need another beer.''

They all burst out laughing!

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