Jon Moxley, Eddie Kingston & Michelle Shaw were sitting on the couch already eating smores as the show started.

Eddie-''Welcome back, guys & gals! We got a great episode of All Elite Whiskey for you tonight!''

Jon-''Damn right! Some very exciting shit happened on AEW this week. So, let's get drunk and talk about it all.''

Michelle poured the first round and handed Jon & Eddie their drinks.

Jon-''Thanks, babygirl.''

Eddie-''Thanks, sweetheart.''

Michelle-''No problem, gentlemen.''

They smiled and sipped on their whiskey.

Jon-''Ok! AEW kicked off with Christian Cage in his debut match against an old rival and buddy of his....Frankie.''

Michelle-''It was a great match with a lot of technical wrestling. And Christian came out victorious.''

Eddie-''No offense to Frankie, but I kinda saw Christian winning that match from the moment it started.''

Jon-''Me too.''

Michelle-''Same here.''

They finished their whiskey.

Michelle-''I have a question.''

Eddie-''What is it, sweetheart?''

Michelle-''When are we gonna see Paul Wright on AEW? He hasn't even been on commentary yet.''

Eddie-''Good question. I've been wondering the same thing.''

Jon-''I think he's doing more work backstage. But I agree, I thought we'd see him on AEW at least a few times by now.''

Michelle-''Maybe we should invite him to this show.''

Jon-''Awesome idea!''

Eddie-''Yeah! I'd love to see him get drunk.''

They laughed and Michelle poured the next round.

Michelle-''Well, until he does appear on AEW again or on our show....let's have another round!''

Jon-''Yeah!''

Michelle handed them their drinks.

Eddie-''Well, after Christian Cage won his match, we saw Cody vs QT. Which didn't go down the way anyone saw coming.''

Michelle-''That was seriously fucked up. No one does that to Arn Anderson!''

Jon-''I agree with you, babygirl.''

Eddie-''That was messed up. And they busted Dustin open and then tried to take out Cody!''

Michelle-''Thank goodness Velvet showed up. What she did was really awesome. That woman has got more balls than QT.''

Eddie-''Haha! True.''

They finished their drinks.

Jon-''What happened next on the show?''

Michelle-''You happened.''

Jon-''Oh. *smiles* Right.''

They smiled.

Eddie-''Jon was backstage saying how he was pissed off about everything that's going on with Kenny, pissed off with The Good Brothers, pissed off about The Young Bucks, pissed off that his skin was itching, pissed off that he had a headache and-''

Jon-''Damn! Did I say all that shit?''

Eddie-''Damn right you did.''

Jon-''Man, I'm pissed off about a lot of shit these days.''

Eddie-''And you have every right to be. And I apologise for not being there this past week, bro.''

Jon-''It's all good, bro. You just focus on getting better.''

Michelle poured the next round.

Eddie-''Then Jon Moxley was victorious!''

Jon-''Thanks.''

Michelle-''Yeah, you beat....what was that guy's name again?''

Jon-''Don't know. All that matters is that I kicked his ass.''

They laughed.

Eddie-''You did say he looked like a lifeguard from Baywatch.''

They sipped on their whiskey.

Jon-''I did say that.''

Michelle-''But instead of him running in slow motion, Jon choked him out in slow motion.''

They all laughed!

Eddie-''Nice one!''

Jon-''Awesome!''

They finished their drinks.

Jon-''I keep telling AEW, don't put me in the ring with potential up and coming stars because I will drill their heads into the mat and choke them out!''

Michelle poured the next round.

Jon-''I am a dangerous son of a gun!''

Michelle-''Damn right about that.''

Jon smiled.

Jon-''Is it time for more smores yet?''

Eddie-''It has to be.''

Michelle-''Let's make some more.''

They picked up their chop sticks and placed marshmallows on them.

Jon-''Ok, next thing that happened on AEW was that awesome backstage brawl!''

Michelle-''Oh, my gosh! That brawl was great.''

Eddie-''Yeah, The Inner Circle came back and beat the shit out of The Pinnacle!''

They laughed.

Jon-''Yeah! There was blood and Jake put someone through a massage table!''

Eddie-''That guy is gonna need a massage after that. Or a chiropractor!''

They laughed as they held their marshmallows over the fire.

Michelle-''Everything happened so fast....I couldn't keep up with who was who.''

Eddie-''That's true.''

Michelle-''Who got thrown into the ice bath?''

Jon-''I'm not sure. But it was fucking hilarious!''

Michelle-''Poor guy. He must've frozen his balls off!''

Jon & Eddie burst out laughing!

Michelle-''I loved the way Sammy took that guy out and slammed the door on his ribs.''

Eddie-''Sammy should show aggression more often.''

Jon-''I agree.''

They made their smores and started eating.

Jon-''Oohh, then Chris shoved MJF's head into the toilet!''

Michelle-''HAHA! He deserved that, the dumbass.''

Eddie-''Then Chris threw him into the fridge.''

Michelle-''A fridge? Oh, I thought it was a vending machine.''

They chuckled.

Michelle-''Oh, damn. Like I said, everything just happened so fast....it was just so much fun watching that fight.''

Jon-''Vending machine or a fridge....it don't matter. MJF went through some glass!''

They laughed.

Michelle-''How much do you think MJF would cost in a vending machine?''

Eddie-''$1 and 50 cents.''

Jon chuckled.

Michelle-''That's outrageous! He ain't worth that much.''

They all laughed!

Jon-''Then we saw Chris drinking it in maaaaannnn!''

They laughed!

Jon-''Right before the others threw out the trash.''

They finished their smores and whiskey.

Michelle-''That was the best backstage brawl I've seen in a long time.''

Eddie-''I agree.''

Jon poured the next round.

Jon-''You know what I just realised?''

Michelle-''What?''

Jon-''We've been staying on topic all night so far.''

Eddie-''Shit. That ain't right.''

Michelle-''We need to drink some more.''

Jon-''Damn right.''

Jon handed them their drinks.

Jon-''We're gonna need to be drunk as hell before we start talking about Kenneth.''

They finished their drinks.

Michelle-''Correct! I need to be very drunk before talking about Kenny The Cat.''

Jon poured the next few rounds and they all drank it in one go each time.

Michelle-''Oohh! I'm gonna have a great hangover in the morning.''

Eddie-''I feel like mine is already on it's way.''

Jon-''Then you need another round.''

They all laughed uncontrollably and drank several more rounds.

Michelle-''Oh, Lord. I feel dizzy.''

Jon-''Let's make some more smores.''

They placed marshmallows on their chop sticks.

Michelle-''Jonathan?''

Jon-''Yes, Mick?''

Michelle-''How did you guys put a fire place in the middle of the table?''

Jon-''Uh.....I don't know.''

They all chuckled.

Eddie-''How many sheets into the wind are we?''

Jon-''3 or 4.....maybe 7.''

They laughed.

Jon-''And it's still early.''

Eddie-''What time is it?''

Michelle looked at her wristwatch.

Michelle-''It's a....quarter to April.''

They all burst out laughing and didn't stop laughing for several minutes.

Jon-''Oh, Lord. How is this even a show?''

Eddie-''Who knows? The people love it.''

Michelle-''The people are awesome. Let's make a toast to them.''

Michelle poured the next round slowly.

Jon-''Why did you pour so slowly, Mick?''

Michelle-''I didn't want to spill the whiskey.''

They laughed!

Eddie-''That's our girl. Never waste the whiskey.''

They smiled as Michelle handed them their drinks.

Michelle-''Ok! A toast to....what are we drinking to again?''

They chuckled.

Jon-''The fans.''

Michelle-''Oh, right.''

Eddie-''Here's to all you awesome wrestling fans out there! Keep watching wrestling and enjoy it because it....is....awesomesauce.''

They all raised their glasses.

Jon, Michelle & Eddie-''Cheers.''

They drank their whiskey.

Jon-''Ah! I'll be right back, guys.''

Jon stood up and took off his leather jacket.

Eddie-''Where are you going?''

Jon put his jacket on the arm of the couch.

Jon-''I gotta go take a piss.''

Jon started walking or stumbling off.

Eddie-''Way to be discreet, Jon!''

Jon-''You fucking asked!''

Michelle & Eddie laughed.

Michelle-''Oh, man.''

Eddie-''We should do this show more than once a week, Mick.''

Michelle-''I don't think our livers will handle it.''

Eddie-''Haha!''

They smiled.

Michelle-''So, how's your ankle feeling?''

Eddie-''Right now? A little numb from the whiskey.''

They chuckled.

Eddie-''But it's doing good. Don't need the injury boot anymore, so that's progress.''

Michelle-''Cool.''

They heard a loud noise from the other room.

Michelle-''Jonathan, you good?!''

Jon-''I'M GOOD!''

They chuckled.

Eddie-''You better catch him when he comes stumbling back in here.''

Michelle giggled.

Michelle-''I'll try.''

They smiled.

Michelle-''So, what else happened on AEW?''

Eddie-''Uh....there was Laredo Kid & Lucha Brothers vs Kenny Omega & The Good Brothers.''

Michelle-''Oh, ok. And wasn't the main event about an arcade?''

Eddie-''Yep. Arcade Anarchy Match.''

Michelle-''Oh, right.''

Michelle poured the next round.

Michelle-''It looked really fun. I wouldn't mind having an arcade match.''

Eddie-''True.''

Jon-''Who's having an Arcade Match?''

Jon asked as he came back and sat down next to Michelle.

Michelle-''What was that noise?''

Jon-''What noise?''

Eddie-''Haha!''

Jon-''Oh, I knocked over a shelf.''

Jon rubbed his face.

Eddie-''Did you wash your hands, bro?''

Jon-''Of course I did.''

Michelle giggled as she handed them their drinks.

Michelle-''We were about to start talking about the Arcade Anarchy Match.''

Jon-''Oh, cool. That was a fun match. Lego pieces laying in the ring, Mortal Combat went flying into the crowd, we saw moles being whacked and shit like that.''

They chuckled as they sipped on their whiskey.

Michelle-''Stepping on a piece of Lego is already painful, but to be slammed onto them! Damn.''

Eddie-''I do not wanna feel that.''

Jon-''Haha! The match was really fun to watch and I'm sure the 3 of us would have a blast in a match like that.''

Eddie-''We sure would, bro.''

Michelle-''Damn right.''

They finished their drinks.

Jon-''Orange Cassidy & Chuck Taylor were victorious.''

Michelle-''One of my favourite parts of that match was seeing Trent make his return! And his mom brought him. How awesome is that?''

Eddie-''Yeah, there's nothing like your momma bringing you to a fight and watch you kick ass.''

They laughed.

Michelle-''I can't believe Miro tried to scare her.''

Jon-''If that was my mom, she would've ran his ass over.''

They burst out laughing!

Michelle-''Your mom is great.''

Jon-''She sure is. No one messes with my mom!''

Michelle poured the next round and they drank their whiskey.

Jon-''Did we miss anything?''

Eddie-''Laredo Kid & Lucha Brothers lost their match to Kenny Omega & The Good Brothers.''

Jon-''Then I showed up.''

Michelle-''And The Young Bucks showed up.''

Jon-''I still don't trust 'em.''

Eddie-''Then Kenny & Good Brothers ran away.''

Jon-''They can't run from me forever.''

Eddie-''That's right.''

Michelle poured the next round.

Jon-''Man! I think that's the end of the show!''

Eddie-''Well, the show might be ending, but the drinking is far from done.''

They drank their whiskey.

Eddie-''Thanks for joining us, guys & gals!''

Jon poured the next round.

Michelle-''Take care and stay safe.''

Jon-''Later, bitches!''

They drank their whiskey, put their glasses down and leaned back on the couch.

Jon-''Shit. I better go pick up that damn shelf.''

They all started laughing!