Jon Moxley, Eddie Kingston, Sami Callihan, Michelle Shaw & Chris Jericho were all sitting outside the cabin by the bonfire with the dogs.

Eddie-''What's up, guys & gals?!''

Jon-''Welcome to All Elite Whiskey!''

Sami-''Now, before we start talking about AEW, we're still waiting on Chris Johnson to join us.''

Michelle-''He should be here any second.''

Jericho-''You'll probably hear loud music before seeing him arrive.''

Everyone smiled.

Jon-''I'll pour the first round while we wait.''

Jon poured the first round and then everyone heard Johnson's voice as he was yelling all the way from the road.

Michelle-''Oh, no. That's never good.''

They continue to hear Johnson yelling over the music playing from his car and Jericho smirked.

Jericho-''Yeah. Well, at least he made it on time. That's also the madness I remember from the junior.''

Eddie-''What do you mean?''

Jericho-''Johnson shouldn't sit shotgun, if you ever take him with you anywhere. That's all I'm saying.''

Jon-''That bad?''

Jericho smiled as Johnson entered the cabin.

Johnson-''That no good son of a bitch cut me off!''

Johnson walked outside the cabin to everyone else. The dogs were staring at him with their heads tilted wondering why he was yelling.

Johnson-''Next time, I'm gonna push him off a cliff *sees everyone looking at him* Oh, hey there, everyone.''

Sami-''What a way to make an entrance.''

Michelle-''Sounds like the last bit of your trip over here didn't go so well, huh?''

Johnson-''Don't even get me started on that.''

Jon picked up a glass of whiskey.

Jon-''Looks like you need this more than any of us do at this point.''

Jon handed it to Johnson.

Johnson-''Thanks, Mox.''

Johnson drank his whiskey and sat down next to Jericho as everyone else drank their whiskey.

Johnson-''Why is the world filled with assholes who piss me off?''

Jericho-''Who really knows, man. But hey, if the world wasn't full of assholes who piss us off, we wouldn't have a reason to beat the crap outta them.''

Everyone chuckled.

Jericho-''You know what I mean, right Mick?''

Michelle-''Yep. It's always fun to beat someone's ass into the ground.''

Everyone smiled and Michelle poured the next round.

Michelle-''Don't worry, Johnson....we'll find that prick who cut you off.''

Johnson-''Thanks, Mick.''

They smiled and drank their whiskey.

Eddie-''Ok, let's break it down for you all about what happened on AEW Dynamite: Saturday Night Special!''

Sami-''Things kicked off with an awesome match between Adam Page and Hobbs.''

Jon-''Even though Adam was bleeding, he kept fighting like he always does and won the match.''

Johnson-''Classic Adam Page.''

Eddie poured the next round.

Michelle-''Dante vs Matt Sydal was like watching a classic cruiserweight match. Fast, quick, highflying moves....I loved it.''

Jericho-''I loved it too. Matt Sydal came out victorious.''

They drank their whiskey.

Johnson-''Ethan Page challenged Darby Allin to a Coffin Match.''

Michelle-''Ethan has lost his damn mind. You don't challenge someone to a kind of match that is basically right up your opponent's alley.''

Everyone smiled.

Michelle-''I mean, that's like challenging Tommy Dreamer or Sandman or Sabu or RVD to a Street Fight. You're gonna get your ass handed to you one way or another.''

Jon-''I agree.''

Johnson-''And that's why we're all gonna tune in, so we can watch Darby kick Ethan's ass!''

Everyone laughed.

Michelle-''Very true.''

Jon poured the next round.

Sami-''Christian Cage gave Jungle Boy some great advice heading into his championship match against Kenneth.''

Eddie-''That was great advice, because for some reason, some people think Jungle Boy didn't deserve this title shot. Even though he earned it at Double Or Nothing.''

Michelle-''Those people are just jealous. Jungle Boy shouldn't listen to those people. He should just stay focused on being himself and do what he does best.''

Jon-''You gotta stick with what brought you to the dance. As many legends would say.''

Johnson-''Damn right. You shouldn't change what you are or who you are because other people tell you you're not good enough to be a champion.''

Jericho-''Well said.''

They all drank their whiskey.

Eddie-''Well, staying on topic of that AEW Championship Match, it was pretty awesome. And it seemed like Jungle Boy had Kenneth beat a few times.''

Sami-''I know. I was on the edge of my seat in the closing moments of that match.''

Johnson-''As much of an ass Kenneth is at times....sorry, I meant all the time.''

Everyone laughed.

Johnson-''He is good in that ring.''

Michelle poured the next round.

Jericho-''Yeah, that's true. But he'll always be a jackass.''

Jon-''Very true, Jericho!''

They drank their whiskey.

Johnson-''But after that great match ended, Kenneth had to spoil it all by attacking Jungle Boy afterwards.''

Jericho-''Typical. But Christian Cage came out to save Jungle Boy.''

Sami-''Then the Bucks got Kenny away when Matt Hardy and Private Party attacked Christian Cage once again.''

Eddie-''And that was how AEW ended. But there's one more thing to talk about.''

Michelle-''That's right. Sammy, Ortiz & Santana were all attacked by The Pineapple earlier that day.''

Jericho-''Damn jackasses!''

Jon-''So, Chris Jericho & Jake Hager attacked The Pineapple during an interview. The brawl got out of hand in the ring and the numbers caught up with Jericho & Hager with it being 5 on 2.''

Jericho-''True. But then my boy, Sammy came out and got rid of The Pineapple with a steel chair!''

Everyone smiled.

Sami-''It's Sammy vs MJF next Wednesday, right?''

Jericho-''Yeah. It's gonna be great to see Sammy beat the hell outta MJF.''

Jon poured the next round.

Eddie-''AEW is back on Wednesday nights!''

Michelle-''That's awesome.''

Jericho-''And, as an added bonus, yours truly will be on commentary all night long!''

Michelle-''YEAH! I love it when you're on commentary.''

Jericho-''Thank you!''

They drank their whiskey.

Michelle-''Jericho on commentary is like a breath of fresh air.''

Jericho-''Aww! Thanks, Mick.''

Jon-''Hey, I'm sitting right here.''

Everyone laughed.

Michelle-''Oh, don't worry. You're great on commentary too.''

Jericho poured the next round.

Michelle-''Oh, and Jericho, I gotta say....you have the greatest entrance in all of wrestling.''

Jon-''Again! I'm right here!''

Everyone laughed!

Michelle-''Aww, I love you regardless, Jon.''

Michelle kissed Jon making him smile.

Men-''Aww!''

They drank their whiskey.

Jericho-''Thank you again, Mick.''

Michelle-''Jericho, your entrance makes me feel like I'm at a rock concert every single time.''

Johnson-''I feel that too. It's awesome.''

Jericho-''Thanks, guys. I try to make everything I do look and sound great.''

Johnson-''Well, you never fail to impress us or your fans, bro.''

Jericho-''Thanks.''

Johnson poured the next round.

Johnson-''Hey, have we had smores yet?''

Michelle-''Oh, shit! I knew I forgot something in the kitchen when the show started.''

They drank their whiskey.

Michelle-''I'll be right back.''

Michelle stood up slowly.

Michelle-''Oohh!''

Jon-''You good?''

Michelle-''Yeah. The world is spinning too fast again.''

Michelle started walking towards the sliding doors.

Sami-''Careful, Mick.''

Michelle-''I'll be- *walks into the sliding door* OW!''

Men-''Whoa!''

Michelle-''Son of a bitch!''

Jon got up and walked over to her and checked on her.

Jon-''Babygirl, are you ok?''

Michelle-''I'm fine. I'm fine.''

Johnson-''She's gonna feel that in the morning.''

Jon-''Are you sure?''

Michelle-''Yes, I'm good. *giggles* I didn't know the door was closed.''

Everyone smiled.

Michelle-''Not the first time I've walked into a door or a wall....among other things.''

Johnson-''What other things?''

Michelle-''Trust me....you don't wanna know.''

Michelle opened the door.

Michelle-''I'll be right back.''

Jon-''I'm gonna go help her. Just in case.''

Jericho-''I was about to suggest that.''

Everyone laughed as Jon followed Michelle inside.

Johnson-''I love it when she's so drunk.''

Sami-''Nothing better than a happy drunk.''

Eddie-''Plus, her humor gets even better.''

Jericho-''Very true. And she's already so damn funny when she's sober.''

They laughed and Jon & Michelle came back outside with everything they needed for the smores.

Jericho-''Did you survive the trip, Mick?''

Everyone laughed as Jon & Michelle sat down.

Michelle-''It was brutal, it was gruesome, had to fight off a herd of Walkers....but *raises her hands up high* I made it!''

Men-''YEAH!!''

Everyone laughed.

Jericho-''Let's make some smores!''

They all put marshmallows on chop sticks and held them over the fire.

Eddie-''So, did we miss anything from AEW?''

Jon-''Most likely.''

Sami-''At this point, we're all too drunk to give a shit.''

Everyone laughed. They made their smores and started eating.

Jericho-''So, Johnson?''

Johnson-''Yeah?''

Johnson asked as he poured the next round.

Jericho-''When you catch this guy that cut you off, what are you gonna do to him?''

Johnson-''You mean, after I push him off a cliff?''

Everyone laughed.

Jericho-''Yeah, after that.''

Everyone chuckled and drank their whiskey.

Johnson-''Well, I can't say what I'll do while the cameras are filming.''

Eddie-''Very true. There could be cops watching this show.''

Sami-''Yeah. Plus, you should never give away your serial killer secrets.''

Johnson-''Damn, Sami!''

Everyone laughed.

Michelle-''Sami's right. Plus, someone here could be an undercover cop.''

Sami-''Seriously? Who?''

Jon-''Don't any of you dare look at me!''

Everyone laughed for the next several moments and eventually finished their smores.

Jericho-''Oh, Good Lord. I'm gonna have a major hangover tomorrow morning.''

Michelle-''I think I'm gonna have a bump on my head as well as a hangover.''

Jon kissed Michelle's head.

Men-''Aww!''

Sami-''We should make more smores.''

Eddie-''Cool.''

Michelle poured the next round.

Johnson-''We should order some pizza.''

Eddie-''Nice!''

They drank their whiskey.

Jon-''And that's the end of the show, people!''

Michelle-''Awesome! Now, let me go get my baseball bat.''

Michelle slowly stood up and Jon took her hand.

Jon-''Where are you going? And why do you need your bat?''

Michelle-''I got some shit to take care off. Don't worry.''

Michelle looked over at the others.

Michelle-''Chris! Come on!''

Michelle kinda stumbled as she took a few steps towards the sliding doors of the cabin.

Jericho-''Which Chris are you talking to?''

Michelle turned and looked at them a little dazed.

Michelle-''*Drunkenly points at Sami* That Chris.''

Sami-''Wrong Chris, sweetie pie.''

Michelle started chuckling uncontrollably as she leaned against the frame of the doorway.

Michelle-''I mean....the Chris who's last name starts with a "J".''

Everyone burst out laughing!

Jon-''Ok, babygirl.''

Jon got up and walked over to Michelle.

Jon-''You're not going anywhere, you already walked into a door earlier.''

Michelle-''Johnson & I have to go take care of that son of a prick that cut him off earlier!''

Jon-''But you're in no condition to drive, baby.''

Michelle-''You're right! *chuckles* Oh, shit!''

Jon chuckled.

Michelle-''Ok. *looks at everyone* By a show of hands....who isn't drunk?!''

No one raised their hands and everyone laughed.

Johnson-''Sweetheart, it's ok! We'll get him next week!''

Michelle-''You sure?''

Johnson-''I'm sure.''

Michelle-''What if it was MJF?! Or Kenny The Cat?!''

Everyone laughed as Sami & Eddie were wiping their tears away!

Johnson-''Don't worry, we'll get him. Come sit back down with us.''

Michelle-''Ok. *giggles* But we will get that son of a prick.''

Jon-''Don't worry, you will, baby.''

Jon managed to get her to sit down again.

Jon-''Let's pour you another drink.''

Michelle-''YEAH!''

Sami-''Remind me to call Mick when someone cuts me off too.''

Eddie-''I already have her on speed dial.''

Everyone burst out laughing!

Johnson-''We better end off this show before things get out of hand.''

Jericho-''I think things already have gotten out of hand!''

Everyone laughed.

Jericho-''But Johnson is right though.''

Jon poured the next round.

Jon-''Thanks for tuning in, everyone.''

Sami-''And a big thanks to our brothers, Chris & Chris, for joining us.''

Eddie-''Chris & Chris? That sounds like an 80's comedy show!''

Everyone laughed.

Michelle-''Sounds like a show I'd watch.''

Johnson & Jericho-''Me too.''

Everyone laughed!

Jericho-''Jinks! You owe me a beer, Johnson!''

Johnson-''Dammit!''

Jericho-''Make it a whole case of beer.''

Michelle-''That's 12 bottles of beer.''

Jericho-''*Smirks* I know.''

Johnson-''Damn you, Jericho!''

Everyone laughed as Johnson started playfully punching Jericho like this....

Jericho-''Ok! Ok! Stop! Stop!''

They laughed!

Johnson-''Love you regardless, brother.''

Jericho-''Love you too, brother.''

They drank their whiskey.

Jon-''I swear this show gets better and better every week.''

Sami-''I completely agree, bro.''

Eddie-''But once again, it's time to say "goodbye" to all our awesome fans watching at home.''

Eddie poured the next round.

Michelle-''Take care, people! And watch out for those damn doors.''

Everyone laughed uncontrollably.

Johnson-''Stay strong and stay safe.''

Jericho-''Don't forget to drink it in maaaannnnn!''

Michelle-''I think I drank it in a little too much today.''

Everyone burst out laughing!

Jon-''Oh, man. *chuckles* This episode is never gonna end.''

Everyone chuckled as they wiped away their tears of laughter.

Michelle-''Bye, people!''

Sami-''See ya!''

Eddie-''Bye, guys & gals!''

Jon-''Later, bitches!''

They drank their whiskey and put their glasses down as they all continued to laugh uncontrollably!