Jon, Michelle & Eddie are sitting on the couch in front of the small table with their little fire going. There's also three glasses on the table next to a bottle of Jack Daniels.

Eddie-''What's up guys & gals?! We are back for another show and ready to talk about AEW!''

Jon-''Well, it starts out as talk, but then it turns into drunken madness.''

They all laughed.

Michelle-''Speaking of that, ready for round one, gentlemen?''

Jon-''Damn right!''

Eddie-''Hell yeah!''

Michelle poured the first round and handed Jon & Eddie their drinks.

Jon, Eddie & Michelle-''Cheers!''

They all drank their whiskey.

Jon-''Ah! Awesome way to start the show.''

Michelle smiled.

Michelle-''Last week, we did end up trailing off topic numerous times. But maybe, just maybe....we'll stay on topic this week.''

Jon-''But we make no promises, people. We're still gonna drink and talk shit.''

Eddie-''Damn right, brother!''

They all smiled.

Michelle-''So, this past week on AEW: Dynamite, it was St. Patrick's Day! But, Jon & Eddie, I want you guys to know that you can relax tonight, I'll pour every round and make the smores.''

Jon-''You don't have to, babygirl.''

Michelle-''No, I want to. Jon, you're shoulder is still in pain. And, Eddie....I know your ankle has to be killing you right now.''

Eddie-''It is, but truthfully....I've been through worse, sweetheart.''

Michelle-''I know you guys can take a beating and still kick ass while walking through fire.''

Jon & Eddie smiled.

Michelle-''But let me handle everything tonight.''

Jon-''Ok, Sugar.''

Michelle-''Ok, everybody! Now, my violent gentlemen here on either side of me had a tag team match against The Good Brothers.''

Michelle poured the next round.

Michelle-''And even despite the early sneak attack on my best buddy Eddie over here and trying to get the upper hand before the match even started....''

Michelle handed them their drinks.

Michelle-''Did that help you, Gallows? Did that do any good for The Good Brothers, Anderson? No!''

Jon smiled.

Michelle-''All that did was piss off my best friends, my drinking buddies and the most violent men you will ever come across in your life!''

Jon & Eddie sipped on their drinks.

Michelle-''Mox & King won the match. But just like in true loser fashion, you attack them! You injured Eddie's leg! Tried to break Jon's neck!''

Michelle drank her whiskey in one go.

Michelle-''Good Brothers and Kenny Omega! The retaliation that is coming your way in the form of a raging barbed wire river filled with thumbtacks will be brought straight to you by Mox & King. And you are gonna drown, boys.''

Eddie-''Damn, Mick. *whistles* You gave me chills.''

Jon-''I love it when she does that.''

Jon & Eddie smiled and finished their drinks.

Jon-''Bro, you should watch her other promos and segments. Epic!''

Michelle-''Well, I learned from the best, Mox.''

Jon-''Thanks. But it truly comes naturally to you. I don't know who can match my promo skills other than you, Sugar.''

Eddie-''You two should do a promo battle as opponents. I wanna see who'll win that.''

Michelle-''Moxley will win.''

Jon-''Mick, you are so damn modest, it should be a sin.''

They all smiled.

Eddie-''Why aren't you wrestling right now, Mick?''

Michelle-''Achilles injury. For a second time actually on the same ankle.''

Eddie-''Oh, damn.''

Michelle-''Yeah, it sucks. But I've come back from this injury before and this time will be no different.''

Eddie-''That's our girl! Right, Mox?''

Jon-''Damn right. And when you're 100%, you come to AEW and team up with the two of us.''

Michelle-''I'll drink to that.''

Michelle poured another round.

Jon, Eddie & Michelle-''Cheers!''

They drank their whiskey in one go.

Jon-''Speaking of wrestlers coming back, let's talk about Christian Cage!''

Eddie-''Oh, yeah. We didn't talk about his debut appearance last week. I guess we were laughing too much.''

They laughed.

Jon-''I know. But this past week, Christian Cage made it very clear to Kenny Omega that he is coming for the AEW Championship. Not right away though....but very soon.''

Eddie-''Kenneth better watch out. Christian Cage is a veteran in this company and if anyone is gonna rip that mop off of Kenny's head, it's Christian.''

Michelle-''Haha! Man, Kenny doesn't have the best hair. Makes you wonder what the hell happened.''

Jon chuckled.

Michelle-''Now, someone who's hair looks great....is Jungle Boy!''

They smiled.

Eddie-''I could never pull off a look with hair like his.''

Jon-''I could rock that hairstyle.''

Michelle poured the next round.

Eddie-''Seriously?''

Jon-''On a good day, I could.''

Eddie-''Wow. You'll give George of the Jungle a run for his money.''

Jon-''Haha! Do I have to watch out for the trees?''

Eddie-''The trees will have to watch out for you!''

They all laughed!

Michelle-''Jon will be swinging on barbed wire.''

Eddie-''He sure will!''

Jon-''Awesome!''

They chuckled as Michelle handed them their drinks.

Michelle-''Rey Fenix looked great as always and got another victory this past week.''

Jon-''Sure did. Rey is always entertaining.''

Eddie-''I can't wait to see the AEW Tag Team Championship match between Rey & PAC vs The Young Bucks.''

Michelle-''Me too. Hopefully it will happen.''

Jon-''You know what I can't wait to see? The Inner Circle vs The Pinnacle.''

Michelle-''That's what they're calling themselves?''

Jon-''Yep.''

Michelle-''Are they seriously saying that they are on the top in all of wrestling?''

Eddie-''Self-proclaimed. But yeah, they say they are.''

Michelle-''Wow. I need another drink.''

They finished their drinks and Michelle poured the next round.

Michelle-''You can't say you're on the top after just forming the group. That's stupid! They didn't even do anything!''

Eddie-''In their eyes they did. But I totally agree with you, Mick. They formed and beat up the best group in AEW on one occasion. You can't say you're on the top after one beat down!''

Jon-''Yeah! That's like a new metal rock band coming out with their first song and saying that they're more successful than Metallica!''

Eddie-''HAHAHAHA!''

Michelle-''That's right!''

Jon-''It doesn't work like that, boys!''

Jon sipped on his whiskey.

Jon-''Now, they gotta live up to their stupid name. If they don't, it's all downhill from here.''

Eddie-''They already think they're at the top. So, they can't go anywhere else but down, Mox.''

Jon-''Very true.''

They all finished their drinks.

Michelle-''Oohh! Time for smores!''

Eddie-''Yeah!''

Jon-''Yeah, baby!''

Jon & Eddie sat forward as Michelle took the stuff out of her bag.

Michelle-''So, what else happened on AEW this week? I forgot.''

Eddie-''The women's main event was a Lights Out match. It was a bloody mess, but pretty awesome.''

Michelle-''Oh, cool.''

Jon-''Would you ever have a Lights Out Match, Mick?''

Michelle-''Huh? Me? The damn lights in my house went out in the week during a thunderstorm.''

Eddie laughed as Jon chuckled.

Michelle-''What?''

Jon-''I asked, would you *chuckles* would you ever compete in a Lights Out Match?''

Michelle-''Oh! A Lights Out Match?!''

Jon-''Yeah.''

They laughed!

Michelle-''Sorry, I heard that question all wrong!''

Eddie-''That whiskey is kicking in hard!''

They all laughed uncontrollably.

Michelle-''Oh, shit. *chuckles* Uh, yeah. I would love to have a Lights Out Match one day or night. *giggles* Whatever time of day works best.''

Jon-''Cool.''

Then they put their marshmallows on their chop sticks and held them over the fire.

Jon-''Oh, shit! My marshmallows are on fire!''

Eddie-''Better blow that flame out.''

Jon shrugged and put the marshmallows in his mouth and ate it.

Michelle-''Jon! That had to burn like hell!''

Jon-''It stung a little bit.''

Eddie-''That's my brother!''

They laughed and bumped fists.

Jon-''I need more marshmallows.''

They eventually made their smores and started eating them.

Michelle-''What did you guys think of Brian Cage showing his respect to Sting?''

Eddie-''I thought it was cool.''

Jon-''I guess Sting & Darby really beat the respect out of him in that Street Fight at Revolution.''

They all laughed!

Michelle-''You know, Taz has been singing Brian's praises ever since he stepped foot in AEW. But Brian didn't live up to it when he was challenging you for the AEW Championship, Jon.''

Jon-''He did slam me into a car windshield.''

Michelle-''Oh, that's like a bee sting for you. I saw you walk it off backstage.''

Jon & Eddie laughed as Michelle poured the next round.

Jon-''I guess I did.''

They all drank their whiskey.

Eddie-''I need more smores.''

Michelle-''Me too.''

Jon-''I'll pour the next round.''

Eddie-''I think we're done talking about AEW. What did you do on St. Patrick's Day, Mick?''

Michelle-''I went to my cabin by the lake with my dogs.''

Jon-''Was it because the power went out at your house?''

They chuckled.

Michelle-''Yes, actually.''

They all burst out laughing!

Jon-''Oh, shit.''

Jon handed Eddie & Michelle their drinks. Then they held their marshmallows over the fire.

Eddie-''How many dogs do you have?''

Michelle-''Four. They're my security in case some crazy people show up.''

Eddie-''Nice.''

Jon-''Dogs are the best security. Next to a shot gun in the closet or a baseball bat under your bed.''

Michelle-''I have a few of those too.''

Eddie-''Baseball bats or shotguns?''

Michelle-''I....can't say. We're being recorded and this show doesn't get edited.''

Jon & Eddie laughed as Michelle smiled.

Eddie-''Oh, man!''

Jon-''That's my girl.''

They finished their drinks and finished making their smores.

Jon-''Well, guys & gals! Thanks for tuning in on our 2nd episode of this show. Sorry, if we didn't stay on topic, but seriously....we're drunk! What the fudge did you think was gonna happen?!''

Eddie & Michelle laughed as Jon smiled.

Michelle-''Oh, man. We hope that you all had a great St. Spongebob & Patrick's Day!''

Jon & Eddie laughed!

Eddie-''Have a great night, people! Stay safe and....whatever!''

Eddie ate his smore.

Jon looked at Eddie & Michelle.

Jon-''We should get more snacks next week.''

Michelle-''I'll bring your favourite snacks, Mox.''

Jon-''Thanks, Mick.''

Jon kissed Michelle's head making her giggle.

Jon-''One more round!''

Jon poured another round.

Michelle-''See you all next week!''

Eddie-''Later, people!''

Jon-''Bye, bitches!''

They drank their whiskey and put their glasses down.