"Aether, do you ever wonder if your "Aether Charm" has any limit? Paimon made a bet with Zhongli that it will only work in Teyvat"

A floating child named Paimon who is in all white and probably tasty like a marshmallow is talking to a boy who has a long braided blonde-hair ponytail and he's currently enjoying his coffee for today's commission

"And why are you wearing that outfit?"

"It looked good on me, or at least that's what Xiangling told me" Aether shrugs

"Sheesh, do every girls tell you that? Or are you just being a Womanizer again. Ugh, Paimon might lose her sticky honey roast if Zhongli is right"

"Why would you even bet about me?"

"I don't know, Paimon is curious about your "Aether Charms" and how it works"

"Please don't call it that way. I've been in many worlds before, and meeting nice people"

"Paimon bets they're also women"

"Mostly, yeah"

"Drats! Paimon lost that bet!"

"Well... all ended but one"

"Really? Who?"

He looks at the ceiling to recall someone in the distant past, hoping if she's alive

"Kafka"

"Kafka?"

"Well, she and I used to meet somewhere together and, heh... thinking about it makes me feel happy"

"If there's a chance, what would you tell her?"

"I would tell her and say... It's been a long time, Kafka~" He gives Paimon the golden smile, which she covers her face from the light

"Please don't shine that smile from Paimon, Aether. We know you're sexy (Claimed by Ayaka)"

"Please, I'm not"

"Recall the last time you took a bath with multiple women, and tell Paimon what they said"

"They saw an angel"

"Exactly"

"Fine, you got a point"

"Besides, you're dating Ei and Hu Tao, and Ayaka, and Jean, and-"

She continues counting how many girls he is dating in Teyvat

"And Arlecchino, and even the fricken Mirror Maiden, are you messing with Paimon right now!?"

"Uhh, I got reasons?"

"If it's more stupid reasons, Paimon will punch you"

"Your punches don't hurt"

Paimon hovers to him then she starts slamming her fists on his shoulder rapidly as he laughs about his situation. Unknowingly, Aether starts to fade away from Paimon as she starts to notice Paimon's punches are only hitting the air, so she looks around in a panic thinking if her insults have gotten worse that the food gods took him to the universe of food

Meanwhile, Aether looks around to find himself inside a facility where every tech became more... modern

"Uhh, whoever sent me here, please take me back"

"Dang it, my gacha is so bad that I gacha'd someone from an another game!" An orange-haired girl with some... curves complains in front of Aether

"But at least I got a hottie~" She smirked

"Umm, what?"

"Sorry, my name is Ritsuka Fujimaru but you can call me Gudako! So what's your name, cutie~?"

"...Aether..."

"Nice to meet you ho- I mean Aether~" She stands up then she offers her hand to Aether

"Likewise..."

"Alright time to check your stats" She takes out her tablet and she checks it "...What da fuq? What's an Elemental Burst? Why are your material requirements are all completed? What's a Festering Desire? Who the hell is Paimon? Is it Edible?"

She kept asking more questions until she throws it away

"Anyway, time to do what I do best. Can you fight?"

"Yep, using elements"

"That's your magecraft?"

"What's a magecraft?"

...

"You don't have magecraft... yet you can freely use the elements?"

"That's the gist of it. This old man's got a few tricks up his sleeve."

"Hold up, old?"

"I'm basically a god"

"That makes sense. So, time to bond farm so I can have you in my bed"

"What?"

"What?"

Hope they don't meet that condition

Two years later

"You sure overworked them, Master" Aether chuckled awkwardly

"Oh well, I got enough to max bond you, so I can have you on my bed~"

"What?"

"You heard me~"

...

"Not my first rodeo, but... I should head home"

He runs away but Gudako tackles him down to a door and it brought them back to his Serenitea Pot house, making Paimon notice

"Aether! You scared us there! Paimon was looking around and- Who's that?"

"Uhh, meet my umm *Ahem* Ritsuka Fujimaru aka Gudako"

"Sheesh, another on-"

She grabs Paimon and gives her that face

"Oi oi there, floating marshmallow... Before I roast you, tell me who are the others he fucked? Is he a virgin? Do you think I'm gonna be belittled by some of these bitches in Genshin Impact!?"

"Aaah... Paimon is worried that your "Aether Charm" may be creating yanderes, Aether..."

"Anyway~" She lets her go as Gudako's Personality did a 180 "Where am I?"

"You're in my Serenitea Pot, also known as my portable home"

"Oh god, it has The Sims in Gacha!?"

"What?"

"Nothing, so where should I stay?"

"In my rooms since we're full"

"I got the jackpot" She turns away with a smug before she turns to Paimon "By the way, in my world, we call his charm "Harem Protagonist EX""

"The heck? You got more names to call his "Aether Charm"?"

"How should I know?"

"Someone should restrain you"

"For what!?"

"For using that "Aether Charm" on every girl you meet! Thank Archons it's just one, and it's that psycho from whatever hole you found her"

"She's nice"

"You said that to every girl we bring in"

Gudako licks her lips when she sees Aether

To be continued