Cristiano Ronaldo - *pouts till your heart melts and you kiss him*

Gareth Bale - *starts blabbering in Welsh*

James Rodriguez - "I AIN'T YOUR SHAKIRA NO MORE"

Karim Benzema - "habibti you will be getting less than $10 as mahr if you don't shutup"

Sergio Ramos - *calls up Iker to rant*

Iker Casillas - "I still love you, bitch"

Toni Kroos - *makes brownies and cleans the whole house to make it up for the argument*

Adnan Januzaj - FIGHT? REALLY? FIGHT WITH THIS SUNSHINE? YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME.

Marco Reus - "let's solve this by rock, paper, scissors"

Mats Hummels - "I apologise my lady for it is my fault such distress has been caused to you."

Bastian Schweinsteiger - "This is why u the side hoe. Where's my Poldi?"

Lucas Podolski - "talk to the hand"

Mesut Ozil - *takes you out for a peaceful walk and apologies whole heartedly*

Alexis Sanchez - *removes his shirt, you forget about the fight*

Olivier Giroud - *stares at you for 270yrs*

Hector Bellerin - *throws his favourite tea cup at the wall*

David De Gea - "Okay that's it! I'm shifting to Madrid"

Jasper Cillessen - *yawns*

Manuel Neuer - *tells a poor joke hoping you'll forgive him*

Eden Hazard - "these fights are hazardous, babe"

Robin Van Persie - *kiss's you before you can curse him*

Edinson Cavani - *is still not sure what the topic of argument is*

Angel Di Maria - "whatever"

Granit Xhaka - *starts to laugh while you are yelling at him angrily*

Xherdan Shaqiri - *posts your not-so-pretty selfies on Instagram*

Marco Verratti - *starts to sing Sorry by Justin Bieber*

Jose Mourinho - "FIGHT ME, BITCH"

Yayyyyy my exams are done and I'm freeeeeeee!! So I'm back to being active here :) Hope you enjoyed these xx