THE DAEDAE SHOW
EPISODE 1: ALIENS ARE AFTER ME
V L O G

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sent in by:   His_Sin
sent via:   amino
edited by:   daerlee

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*DaeDae appears in front of the camera, jumping*

The location is a white room and the lighting suggests a studio and DaeDae is wearing this outfit:

DD: Well
DD: hElLo gUyS.
I'm Park DaeDae and here I am, doing random things.
So now I'm gonna take the camera with me,while aswering some questions.

*takes the camera in her hands and starts walking, revealing a busy set*

DD: So here I am, recording Hello Conselour once again!

The audience is still outside and the guests of today are all very friendly and funny! Also I read the titles of the concerns and they are...interesting...

DD: So the first and most relatable question is:   "When and how did you start to MC for Knowing Bros and Hello Conselour?".
I started two years ago with both, because SM wanted me to get some attention after they realized that I...was useless in their company.

DD: *whispers to camera* More of that on another video *clears throat*.

DD: After that,the two show's producers decided that I could still work as an MC and I'm still SO thankful.

The second question is: "Do you-Oh! Hi~".

*DaeDae starts running and then the images on the camera can't be seen well because of too much movement*

?: Hey, how is it going?

DD: Really well actually!
DD: *gives camera a knowing look*
/totally not throwing shade/

??: What are you doing?

*DaeDae finally moves the camera and makes viewers see a good view, with her and Jeno and Jaemin of NCT*

DD: I'm recording for my new youtube channel, say hi to my viewers~

Jeno: *waves*

Jaemin: *blows a kiss*

DD: *disgusted face*

Jaemin: *winks*

DD: *disguted face 02*

Jaemin: Heh~!

DD: Shut up.

/ totally not bullying jaemin /

Jeno: So now you are just an MC?

DD: Oh! *shook*
DD: Haechan didn't tell you anything?
/izokay i'll sort things out with that boy later*

Jaemin: No,what is it?
Jaemin: You moved company or you finally decided to start acting,like you always blab about?

DD: I'm a trainee at the best company,which is likely to take YG spot in the Big3. Aera entertainment!~ Waa~

Jaemin: *lowkey disgusted*
Jaemin: Don't act cute, it makes you look stupid.
Jaemin: *scoff*

DD: *glare*
/this bitc-/
DD: You-

/no Jaemin has been harassed during the process/
/don't worry about him, he's a leo, he'll be fine/

DD: The second question is: "Do you like coffee?".
DD: I don't enjoy coffee so much, but I know someone who does more than normal.
DD: *looks at Jaemin*

Jaemin: *nods proudly*
Jaemin: Caffeine is my drugㅡ

DD: *smacks*
DD: Yah! There are young viewers!

Jaemin: *eh*
/ *doesn't give a crap* /

Jeno: I don't know how he can drink his coffee. It's really above strong like-

Jaemin: *evil smile*

DD: …
DD: Anyways-
DD: The third question is: "Do you have a celebrity crush?"

Jeno: Ooh~That's for youuuuu~
Jaemin: *coos*

DD: Simple question with a simple answer.
DD: …
DD: Myself

Jaemin: Don't even lie! We all know who is it!

DD: *glares*
DD: Ya! It's because Haechan told you! And if you tell it now, I will cut you out with a video clip of something cool.

JM&JN: IT'Sㅡ

Jaemin: Don't be shy~ Let's be honest here...it'sㅡ

Jeno: …
Jeno: SHOUT OUT TOㅡ

Jaemin: Okay Jeno...maybe we are exaggerating...

DD: Thank you...Finally...

JN&JM: *looking at each other*
JN&JM: . . .

*they open their mouths and they look like they are going to say something*

DD: *runs fast*

DD: Day 51...they still won't let me alone. After I irrupted in Area 51, my two aliens started following me everywhere while trying to hurt me.

*suddently a lot of light appears and for a second everything is white, that it becomes again normal.*

Jeno: There you are!

Jaemin: OH YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE!

DD: MY ALIENS FOUND MEㅡ

DD: *walking*
/ tired /

DD: So the shooting finished.I'm really tired and now I'm going to practice two or three hours at Aera, because I want to get more tired, because I'm clever.
/ smart /

DD: And then I'm going to get dinner with some friends,a.k.a. the Neo Crackhead Technology.
Because Nana and Blondie, invited me to get dinner with the dreamies and they said that they'll pay for it because I promised one of my CEOs that I will pay a complete dinner for them, for the trainees and for the artists. I'll invite them to a restaurant and I will rent a big room of it for all of them,so I'm gonna be poor soon...and broke.
But I have some money now because of work,because of some family things and because of some money that I saved,so I'm gonna use them for this~
Anyway.
If you enjoyed the video,like and comment.

DD: So...bye.

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