EARLY ACESS IS OUT I REPEAT EARLY ACESS IS OUT
Unfortunately we are a console player so we have to wait to play it ourselves. But I am diving head first into the spoilers because I NEED TO KNOW THINGS

So let's start with Hypnos my baby

HES TALKING IN HIS SLEEP AND SAYING ALL HIS GREETER PHRASES I CANT-

And just,,, Hecate taking only three things when she fled the house, Mel, the family portrait and HYPNOS???? She says it's 'because he was there' but I BET there's a deeper reason. He was already in the coma when she took him and fled so there's gotta be something here. WAKE MY BABY UP I NEED TO KNOW.

Second of all

What the FUUUUUUCCCCCKKK???? They're so GENDER???? THEY FUCKING DECAPITATED THEIR OLD BODY??? Now that's one way to transition. But they look so fucking slay holy shit Hypnos' entire family is hot even their fucking GRANDPARENT.

And you know who else??

HELLO????
Ok one, his antlers are just accessories?? No I'm ignoring that they're part of him. But HHMNNNNNN THE FACT YOU CAN BATHE WITH THE CHARACTERS AND GET HOT CLOSE UP PORTRAITS.

Hypnos you're my baby and I'd rather kill myself than leave you, we literally have a kid, I love you. But fuck- your whole family is fine as fuck.

Next thing I need to scream about is the fucking LIST of new characters.
•Melione
•Moros
•Nemisis
•Hecate
•Eris
•Hestia
•Haphestus
•Hera
•Arachne
•Narcissus
•Echo
•Icarus
•Heracles
•Dora (who I'm convinced is Pandroa)
•the sirens
•Selene
•Chronos
•Odysseus
•Medea

Holy shit????? Not all of them gave final portraits yet but holy SHIT? That many and most of them we know what they look like??? I can't keep up with this shit oh my god and of course everyone is HOT because this game franchise is god tier at making deigns.

But of everything that's been revealed so far,,,

WHAT THE FUCK DID CHRONOS DO TO CERBERUS??? I WILL BREAK OUT OF THAT TIME STASIS AND THROW HANDS. Making him into this infected beast only letting him free from the curse to sit in prison with my dad??? COUNT YOUR FUCKING DAYS CHRONOS I'LL BEAT YOUR ASS FOR TOUCHING MY PUPPY.

Oh my gods I gave a million thoughts and there's so much that's still unknown and I'm dying for the final version of the game. Like shit, fuck. I NEED to see what's in my room but that area isn't finished yet.

I'll stop now before I go too insane, but I'm hogging front for all the updates so rip sorry guys you may not have any one shots or chapters for a few days.

That's all for now, zag out 👉😎👉