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Nothing major has happened, I just have some funky little updates regarding communication and such.

I have permission from ALL the alters to talk about them even if they're not going to be online themselves. So I can post this chart I made to identify the roles and relationships between everyone!

Des is non fronting, Aries and Doom aren't into the online stuff and Luka does check in occasionally but isn't super into being online much either. So you likely won't really see them. But everyone else is out and about around the internet (under the watchful eye of L) so by all means interact with them. Ask questions, make memes etc. but that's officially all the active alters. We're pretty sure that's all, we haven't had any signs of anyone hiding or any splits in a long while. Any others around would be dormant because we can't contact or know about anyone else.

Now for some fun updates on everyone.

Ahk
(idk if he'll make a proper intro but he's here) He made his own tablet and used all our gold paint in the process.

He's been out a lot recently, not sure what's sparked it but he's been super into arts and crafts and this was his latest one. Made with a foam playmat of all things. The tiles even rotate, mans put a lot of thought into it. He's also collecting beads to make his whesekh which...

Fucking hell that's going to take forever. I'll be genuinely impressed if he can pull it off.

He's also pumped as hell because this weekend there's an ancient Egypt exhibit on at our states museum and he's called dibs on the front to go see it. From the few clips I've seen of it online it looks pretty sick though, can't blame him. He's also the one that managed to somehow find a source mate, and he and a Jed from another system have been reblogging each other's stuff on tumblr, it's kinda wholesome.

Cat
His anger over the finalie, he's calmed down now and decided he's probably not going to watch the next season aside from the episodes that are important for him and his family. Because he can't take this shit anymore, which... fair. So me and Luka will watch it and relay the information to him. Once he got all the ranting out of his system he was all good, back to being a meme spitting himbo.

Frankie
They're PUMPED for the second movie that comes out in autumn for the Americans but spring for us. They're totally digging the outfits and cool new zappy powers. So bet when it comes out we won't hear the end of it. They also found an app that's lets you scan all the clothes you own and plan and make outfits with them, which they proceeded to spend several days going through EVERYTHING we have and scanning it (I had to take over a few times) and now they have a whole folder of planned outfits.

It just keeps going there's so many. They really like that green skirt though, it shows up a-lot.

Zag
Recently laughed his ass off over this.

His tits are bigger than his sisters and he's AMAB... wow. Other than that he and Hyp have been organising the altar and adding to the book of shadows. Mainly keeping things neat and figuring out the best way to be space efficient. As well as working in the witch guidebook which you can read up on our profile. Weirdly he also woke up in the body in the middle of the night for the other day for some reason. That kind of thing does happen we have a shit sleep cycle despite all Hypnos' work to fix it, some stuff is just a medical issue and they can't do anything about it. But it's odd that Zag was the one who woke up when usually all sleep activity is Hypnos' doing. Suppose the two were close by in our sleep or something.

Damien
Man all this guy does is draw pretty boys naked. Which, can't post here for obvious reasons. But recently he hasn't had much to do so he's just chilling, drawing and keeping up to date with testosterone changed. Which is going normally, 11 months on T now, almost a year! The voice has DEFINITELY dropped although we're just stuck on the edge of it fully cracking, hopefully it'll get there soon.

Then there was that strange conversation i overhead between him and L, about what size boobs they'd have if they were girls... yeah no idea what what was about but they both agreed in medium. Squishable but no lower back problems.

And of course, L
He wasn't online too much over the past few months mainly because he was doing stuff internally. But he got back to it recently and has gone down a rabbit hole of 2000s tech. Like flip phones, old consoles, MP3 players, tamagotchis, DVD players. No idea what suddenly sparked the fascination, but now our camera roll is full off those translucent consoles where you can see all the internal parts. They're pretty cool actually, I'll give him that. I definitely want to own a flip phone just because I wanted one so badly growing up, and L's fully onboard with genuinely swapping to a flip phone when this one dies. Because we can do all our online stuff with a computer or iPad, and we've been looking at this absolutely fucking amazing Japanese flip phone

Not only is it cute af, but it has a purikura built into it, animated kawaii emojis, a fake phone call emergency button, you can actually download and use Instagram and a few other apps on it, the alarms and ring tones are so damn cute, it's just such a cool phone. I'll leave getting it to work outside Japan to L, I have no idea how to do that. But that's his most recent obsession, flip phones and 2000s tech.

So there's my little general updates on how everyone (that has an update) is doing. Since there's no way I'm waiting for everyone to individually make their own chapter it'll take forever. Especially when some of them only front once in a blue moon.

That's all for now, thanks for reading our bullshit :)