Sonically Brodever After
Third Person's POV
We start in Mobius city park "And now, children, it's story time!" Miss Saccharine said "Read us Snoring Beauty!" Rocket's sister said "No! Snow Height and the Seven Squatty Guys!" Rocket said as Miss Saccharine was reading a book called 1000 True Tales to Rocket, Rocket's sisterm, Tiny the Hippo and the pink lab rat from Musta Been A Beautiful Baby "Yeah!" Tiny said and the children cheer "There'll be time enough for all your favorites!" Miss Saccharine said. At the same time, Sonic and Brody run into the park with Tails in tow as Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder chase them "I told you they were heading for the park!" Scratch said "Quick! After them!" Robotnik said as he, Scratch, and Grounder run into the park. A view of a sign that says, KEEP OFF GRASS is shown as Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder run past it. They screech to a halt when they see Sonic, Brody and Tails, the three of whom are disguised as law enforcers. Sonic is holding a baton in his right hand, and Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder grunt as they bump into each other "Can't you read? Keep off the grass!" Brody said "Uh, sorry!" Robotnik said as Brody and Sonic lead Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder to a trash can. Sonic picks it up with both his hands and puts it in Robotnik's arms as the lid falls off "No littering!" Sonic said and Robotnik grumbles as he struggles to hold the trash can. Sonic and Brody run away, and Robotnik and Scratch scream as they stare in shock at Sonic and Brody, who come back, carrying a pile of bikes in both hands, which they put in the trash can as Tails is holding another pile of bikes in both his hands, which he puts on top of the pile "No bike riding!" Tails said as Sonic and Brody run up to Scratch and Grounder. Scratch and Grounder scream as Sonic and Brody grab them "No robots!" Sonic and Brody said as Scratch and Grounder scream as Sonic and Brody toss them atop the pile of bikes. Tails points his left index finger at Robotnik "No egg-bellied slow-mos!" Tails said as Sonic and Brody run to the top of the pile in the trash can, and Tails lands next to them "I don't think that one worked" Sonic said and Tails shakes his head no "No foolin'!" Tails said Sonic, Brody and Tails run away, leaving their law enforcer disguises behind. The pile in the trash can, falls to the ground and creates a dust cloud. Robotnik crawls out of the cloud "Quick! The portable portal transporter!" Robotnik said "I thought you had it!" Scratch said "But I thought you had it!" Grounder said "D'oh, you go get it!" Scratch said and Robotnik taps his left foot impatiently "No, you go get it!" Grounder said and Scratch squawks when he sees Robotnik "I think we're both gonna get it!" Scratch said.
Back with Miss Saccharine and the kids, "And so, Hansel and Nettle got lost in the woods" Miss Saccharine said as Sonic and Brody run past Miss Saccharine "Whoa!" Miss Saccharine said and Tails flies past her "Watch out!" Tails said and stops flying and bounces on his butt. he grabs his left tail with both his hands whimpering "Ow, I think I sprained my tails!" Tails said and Miss Saccharine walks up to him "You'll feel a lot better if you just sit down and listen to this nice story!" Miss Saccharine said and rubs Tails' head with her right hand "Brody!" Tails calls out and Brody runs up to Tails and Miss Saccharine with Sonic behind him. Brody picks Tails up by his right wrist with his right hand.
"I got you, little bud! You okay?" Brody asks and Tails nodded and Robotnik puts his hands on Sonic and Brody's arms, and Sonic, Brody and Tails stare in shock at him "And I've got you two!" Robotnik said as Scratch and Grounder are now carrying the Portable Portal Transporter in the former's right arm, and both the latter's hands. Scratch points his left index finger at Grounder "Remember, Dr. Robotnik said to make the beam wide!" Scratch said and Grounder nods "Get read..." Scratch said "Ready, aim, fire!" Grounder said as him and Scratch scream as they fire a beam from the Portable Portal Transporter. Miss Saccharine drops her book, and the beam zaps Sonic, Tails, and Robotnik, creating a portal that they get sucked into "No!" Robotnik said as Brody, Sonic and Tails scream as they and Robotnik are carried into Miss Saccharine's book by the portal. Black smoke emits from the book "Well, I've never seen anything like that before!" Miss Saccharine said and Scratch walks up to Miss Saccharine, who is now standing near Rocket's Sister, Tiny, and one Elephant Girl "Well, stick around, sister!" Scratch said and Grounder rolls up to him "Stuff like that happens to us all the time!" Scratch said.
*Inside the book*
The words, Once Upon a Time are shown in gold letters above some trees. One of the trees and the flowers to have faces. Sonic and Brody, who are dressed in lederhosen and a fedora with a feather in it, and Tails, who is wearing a dress, suddenly appear. Sonic and Brody look around "Where's Robotnik?" Brody asks "I got a better one for you; where are we?" Tails asks as Brody, Sonic and Tails walk past some trees with faces on them "If I didn't know better, I'd say we were in a fairy tale!" Sonic said "But which one?" Tails asks and Brody, Sonic and Tails walk up to a house made of chili dogs "Hansel and Nettle, the one with the house made of chili dogs in it!" Brody said and the trio jump in excitement "Chili dogs?" Sonic, Brody and Tails ask and the three run up to the chili dog house, and Sonic and Brody grab one of the chili dogs from it and eats it "Hansel and Nettle" Brody said as Tails then grabs a chili dog with his left hand and eats it "Our fave fairy tale, for obvious reasons!" Sonic said and Tails then lifts up his dress with both his hands and looks down at his lower body "Hey, I just noticed; I'm wearing a dress!" Tails said and lets go of his dress "This is as weird as it gets!" Sonic said when the door opens "Huh?" Brody asks as he, Sonic and Tails turn their attention to Robotnik, who is dressed as a witch, and wearing a fake nose and chin "Who's that nibbling on my house?" Robotnik asks "It just got a heck of a lot weirder!" Brody whispers to Tails "Why don't you three sweet, adorable children come inside as lu..." Robotnik said and stutters "For lunch?" He asks and Tails jumps excitedly "Lunch? Hey, what a nice old hag, I mean, lady!" Tails said and runs into the house, while Brody holds out both his hands like stop signs "Tails, wait! The story!" Brody said and he and Sonic sigh "Oh, well" Sonic said as he and Brody run into the house. Tails is now standing near a pot of boiling chili and sniffs it "Wow, there's nothin' like the smell of chili cookin' to get my tails twirlin'!" Tails said as Brody and Sonic walk up to Tails. Sonic, Brody and Tails look down at the pot and lick their lips as Robotnik walks up to them. They then look up at him "Why don't you three incredibly cute tykes help me by stirring the chili while I prepare my secret ingredient?" Robotnik asks. Brody, Sonic and Tails are now holding a ladle in both their hands, and use it to stir the chili as Robotnik walks away "Uh, sure, lady!" Sonic and Brody said "I wonder what the special ingredient is!" Tails said and Robotnik removes his fake nose with his left hand, and his fake chin with his right hand "It's you, you miserable twerps!" Robotnik said but Brody, Sonic and Tails run away just in time as Robotnik runs into the pot of chili "No!" Robotnik said as he jumps out of the pot of chili and into a trough of water "Ow! Ow ow ow ow ow!" Robotnik said and sighs in relief "Hey, how'd you know that was gonna happen?" Tails asks.
"Little bud, always remember your fairy tales!" Brody said "Is there a part where the witch throws giant balls of flaming hot chili at Hansel and Nettle?" Tails asks "Nope!" Sonic and Brody said "Well, somebody ought to tell Robotnik that!" Tails said as Robotnik is now holding the ladle in both his hands, and uses it to toss a ball of chili at Sonic, Brody and Tails "Take that!" Robotnik said and the ball of chili flies past Sonic, Brody and Tails "And that!" Robotnik said and tosses another ball of chili at Sonic, Brody and Tails, who both duck to avoid it "Time to split, Kit!" Sonic and Brody said and they grab Tails' wrist and run away, with Tails in tow. Robotnik growls angrily, then holds the ladle up to his mouth with his right hand and licks the chili from it and he runs his right thumb and index finger through the right half of his mustache "Hmmm, tastes so much better with eggs and hedgehog and wolf in it!" Robotnik said.
*Back in Mobius*
Miss Saccharine is reading the book "And so, the Witch added more jalepeños and continued to chase the hedgehog and the wolf. That's odd, I don't remember this version of Hansel and Nettle!" Miss Saccharine said and Rocket's Sister laughs "I like it!" She said "Me too!" Rocket said and Grounder is sitting next to Rocket "Me four! Uh, three!" Grounder said and Scratch walks up to him "D'oh, get over here!" Scratch said and grabs Grounder by his left wrist with his right hand and walks away with him in tow. He walks up to the Portable Portal transporter, which the camera moves to. Grey smoke emits from it "We gotta fix this thing and get Dr. Robotnik out of that fairy tale dimension!" Scratch said "Okay, okay! right after the next story!" Grounder said and points his left drill at Scratch, and backs away as Scratch has an angry snarl on his face "Once upon a time, there was a princess named Snow Height" Miss Saccharine said.
*Later in the book*
Inside the Evil Queen's castle, "She was the tallest princess in the land, but the queen was jealous of her" Miss Saccharine said as the Evil Queen looks into her magic mirror "Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the tallest of them all?" The Evil Queen asks and laughs wickedly, when on the mirror as Robotnik's face suddenly appears in it "It ain't you, string bean!" Robotnik said and the Evil Queen gasps as Robotnik runs out of the mirror. The Evil Queen then sighs and falls over.
At the Seven Squatty Guys' cabin. Inside, Snow Height's looks around "And so, Snow Height hid in the house of the Seven Squatty Guys" Miss Saccharine said and the Seven Squatty Guys are now shown "Shrimpy, Stumpy, Dumpy, Shorty, Sonic, Brody and Tails" Miss Saccharine said and Snow Height lifts her skirt with both her hands "Humming while you squat, humming while you squat!" Snow Height sings "We like to dance a lot!" Sonic said as he, Brody and Tails each take a bow. Snow Height, Shrimpy, Stumpy, Dumpy, Shorty, Sonic, Brody and Tails, all hum as they dance. Stumpy holds Shorty's left hand with his right hand, Dumpy holds Stumpy's left hand with his right hand, Shorty holds Dumpy's left hand with his right hand, Sonic holds Shorty's left index finger with his right hand, Tails holds Sonic's left hand with his right hand, and Brody holds Tails' left hand with his left hand "Humming while you squat, humming while you squat!" Snow Height, Shrimpy, Stumpy, Dumpy, Shorty, Sonic, Brody and Tails said and they all stop dancing and Snow Height claps her hands, when suddenly, there is a knock at the door "Now who could that be?" Snow Height asks "We'll give you three guesses!" Sonic and Brody said "Watch out for that..." Tails said as Snow Height bumps her head on a support beam "Ow!" Snow Height said and falls over "Beam" Tails said and Robotnik, who is disguised as a chili dog vendor, is at the door. Snow Height opens the door, and Robotnik is holding a poisoned chili dog in his left hand "Please buy my... chili dog!" Robotnik said and Tails runs under Snow Height and up to Robotnik "Chili dog! Gangway!" Tails said and grabs the poisoned chili dog from Robotnik with his right hand, then runs back into the Seven Squatty Guys' cabin. Sonic closes the door with his right hand, and Robotnik yells "Tails, no!" Brody said as he and Sonic run up to Tails, but is too late, as Tails has now eaten the poisoned chili dog. Tails shrugs his shoulders in confusion "What's the deal? It's absolutely delicious!" Tails asks as he gags, and his face turns green. He then falls over. Sonic and Brody run up to Tails and they grab his face worried. Shrimpy, Stumpy, Dumpy and Shorty all walk up to Sonic, Brody and Tails "Man! He really doesn't know his fairy tales!" Sonic said "Fairy tales?" Snow Height asks "That's cer-rect! And now you gotta kiss him, or he'll sleep for 26 weeks!" Brody said "Kiss him? But he's a short, little two-tailed fox!" Snow Height said "But you've got to! If you do, We'll introduce you to... uh, Prince Charming!" Sonic said "Prince Charming?" Snow Height asks and gasps "You got a deal!" She said as she ducks and kisses Tails on his right cheek. Tails' face turns back to its normal color, and Tails awakens "Whoa, that chili dog packs a wallop!" Tails said and a knock at the door is heard, and Snow Height, Sonic, Brody, Tails, Shrimpy, Stumpy, Dumpy and Shorty all turn their attention to it "Who's there?" Snow Height asks "It's the Big Bad Wolf! Open up, or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in!" Robotnik said "Wrong fairy tale, Robotnik!" Sonic said and Robotnik kicks the door open, creating a cloud of dust. When the dust clears, Robotnik is revealed to be holding a leaf blower in both his hands, which he points at Snow Height, Sonic, Brody and Tails, Shrimpy, Stumpy, Dumpy and Shorty "Is it?" Robotnik asks and blows Snow Height, Sonic, Brody, Tails, Shrimpy, Stumpy, Dumpy and Shorty away with the leaf blower "Whoa!" They all said as they are all blown out the window, Tails holds onto Snow Height's left foot with his right hand, and Sonic, Brody and Snow Height hold onto the edge of the window with both their hands "Go to it, Snow! There's your prince! That guy with the leaf blower is Prince Charming in disguise!" Brody said "My prince, my prince!" Snow Height said and climbs through the window "This is a very big girl!" Robotnik said and Tails is now holding onto Snow Height's skirt with his right hand as Sonic and Brody climb through the window "Oh!" Robotnik said and Snow Height runs up to Robotnik, who yells and drops his leaf blower. She hugs him. Sonic, Brody and Tails sneak past them, then run out the door "Time to speed, keed!" Sonic and Brody said "I'm with you guys! But, where to?" Tails asks as Sonic, Brody and him run across a forest path "We gotta find some way out of this fairy tale world!" Brody said and Robotnik chases after the trio "Come back here, you squatty little pest! Huh?" Robotnik asks and turns around and scream when he sees Snow Height chasing him. He runs away as she chases him "My prince, my prince!" Snow Height said.
Brody, Sonic and Tails run past the Fairy Godfather, who resembles Vito Corleone and is holding a magic wand in his left hand, and Cinderella, who is dressed in rags. The Fairy Godfather's magic wand turns Cinderella's rags into a pink dress "Are you my fairy godmother?" Cinderella asks "No, I'm your Fairy Godfather. I'm gonna cast a spell you can't refuse! Dance, Cinderella! They will fear you!" Fairy Godfather said and Robotnik runs past the Fairy Godfather and snatches his magic wand from him with his right hand "Huh?" Fairy Godfather asks "Give me that! Oh, this little device is just what the doctor ordered!" Robotnik said as Brody, Sonic and Tails continue running, until they run into a brick wall. They land, and stars appear over their heads "Yikes! How'd that happen?" Tails asks and Sonic and Brody rub their heads "In this crazy world, anything is possible, little bud!" Brody said and Robotnik is leaning against the brick wall "Right you are, Brody! Perhaps you can help me with a little problem!" Robotnik said "We've been meaning to tell you, you're gonna need hedge clippers to cut those nose hairs!" Sonic said "Very funny, hedgehog and wolf! But the problem I was referring to is whether I turn you two into a toadstool..." Robotnik said and turns the brick wall into a toadstool with the magic wand "Or a toad!" Robotnik said as Snow Height runs up to him. He turns to face her, and turns her into a toad with the magic wand "Ribbit, ribbit!" Snow Height said as Brody, Sonic and Tails stare at Snow Height in shock "Whichever I do, it's the end of Sonic the Hedgehog and Brody the Wolf!" Robotnik said.
Brody, Sonic and Tails are no longer wearing their Squatty Guy clothes as Robotnik spins the magic wand in his left hand "Let me see, perhaps I'll turn you into a horse!" Robotnik said "Or a horsefly!" He said "Speaking of flies, let's buzz, cuz!" Tails said "Speaking of flies, we can't! Robotnik just turned the ground into flypaper!" Sonic said as the three and Snow Height struggle to escape it "And then what happened?" Rocket's sister asks "I don't understand it! I've read Cinderella a thousand times and it never ended like this!" Miss Saccharine said. Meanwhile, Scratch and Grounder, peer out from behind a tree. Scratch ducks, then pulls out the Portable Portal Transporter with both his hands "Bwahahaha! I got it! Now let's de-teleport Dr. Robotnik!" Scratch said "Okay!" Grounder said and snatches the Portable Portal Transporter from Scratch with both his hands and aims it at the book "Ready, aim..." Grounder said "I'll say "Fire"!" Scratch said and Grounder fires a beam from the Portable Portal Transporter "Thanks!" Grounder said and the beam bounces off trees, a fence, and a sign, then it bounces off the Portable Portal Transporter. Scratch and Grounder scream as the beam melts the Portable Portal Transporter, bounces off a tree, and hits Miss Saccharine. A portal emerges from the book "Oh, my goodness! Something horrible is happening!" Miss Saccharine said.
Back in the book, Sonic, Brody, Tails and Snow Height still struggle to escape from the flypaper "I've decided! I'm gonna turn you into a fly, and you two into a toad!" Robotnik said and points the magic wand at Tails, then at Sonic and Brody. Tails shudders upon hearing this "Promise you guys won't eat me?" Tails asks.
"We'd never do that little bro" Brody said abd Sonic nodded in agreement as Robotnik waves the magic wand "Hocus pocus, you are a..." Robotnik said but before he can cast his spell, the portal appears, much to his bewilderment "Huh?" Robotnik asks as the portal takes Sonic, Brody, Tails, and Snow Height away, and the former two grunt as they land outside the book. Scratch and Grounder stare in shock "Uh-oh! Somethin' went wrong!" Grounder said "No duh! That's a big surprise!" Scratch said and rolls his eyes. Sonic, Brody and Tails look around "We're in the real world!" Sonic said "Yeah, but so are they!" Tails said as he points his right index finger at the portal as Snow Height, Cinderella, and the Fairy Godfather all fall out of the portal. Sonic and Brody run up to the book and pick it up. Black smoke emits from the book, and Sonic and Brody drop it "Uh-oh!" Sonic and Brody said as Robotnik appears from the book, holding the magic wand in his left hand. He uses it to summon the Beatnik Giant and James the Dragon, landing on the latter of whom's shoulders. James growls at Sonic and Brody "Fairy tales can come true, and it's happening to you!" Robotnik said "Like, fee-fi-fo-fog, I smell the blood of an uncool hedgehog and wolf!" Beatnik said "There's nothing you can do here in the real world that'll scare us, Robotnik!" Brody said "Really?" Robotnik asks and points his right index finger at Sonic and Brody, and James growls as he breathes fire at Sonic and Brody, who run away just in time to dodge the flame. They run up to Tails, Miss Saccharine, Rocket, Rocket's Sister, Cinderella, the Fairy Godfather, and Snow Height "Time to beat feet and retreat, gang!" Sonic and Brody said as they run away and Tails, Miss Saccharine, Rocket, Rocket's Sister, Cinderella, the Fairy Godfather, and Snow Height all follow them. They scream as they run across the hills. Robotnik is now floating over the melted Portable Portal Transporter as Scratch and Grounder tremble in fear "Which one of you baboons melted my Portable Portal Teleporter?!" Robotnik asks "He did it!" Scratch said "Did not, he did it!" Grounder said and grabs Scratch by his neck with his right hand. Scratch points his right index finger at Grounder, who points his left index finger at him getting into a back and forth argument "I know how to make you get your act together!" Robotnik said and zaps Scratch and Grounder with the magic wand, and they scream as they are fused into one robot, with Scratch's head, arms, upper body and legs, and Grounder's head, lower body, and treads. Robotnik then paces back and forth in front of James and the Beatnik Giant "With magic as my weapon, I'll be able to turn Mobius into my own private fairy tale!" Robotnik said and laughs evilly, as do the Beatnik Giant and James, the latter of whom breathes fire that torches Robotnik. He points the wand at James "Watch that in the future!" Robotnik said.
*Later*
Brody, Sonic, Tails, Miss Saccharine, Rocket, Rocket's Sister, Cinderella, and the Fairy Godfather are all behind a rock. As Tails talks, Cinderella yawns "There's just no way we're gonna beat Robotnik's magic!" Tails said as Cinderella walks up to a tree and yawns "Well, then, I'll just take a nap!" Cinderella said and lies down and falls asleep. Brody walks up to her "Great! Cinderella's got her fairy tales crossed up, too! She thinks she's Sleeping Beauty!" Brody said and walks past Cinderella "We need a fast plan!" Sonic said as he and Brody pace counter-clockwise so fast that they create a crater in the ground. The Fairy Godfather is now standing next to Snow Height "If I had my magic wand, then the scum who turned you into a frog would be suffering this minute!" Fairy Godfather said "Ribbit!" Snow Height said and Miss Saccharine is now standing near Tails, Rocket, Rocket's Sister, and three children and holding the book in both her hands "That's so strange, I know I've read these stories, but they never went like this! They always ended happily ever after!" Miss Saccharine said "This is no time to talk about fairy tales! We've gotta come up with an end to the story!" Tails said making Brody and Sonic stop "Wait a minute, this is exactly the time for a fairy tale!" Sonic said as he and Brody run out of the crater. Tails turns to face them "What do you mean?" Tails asks "Listen. Once upon a time..." Brody said as Tails, Miss Saccharine, Rocket, Rocket's Sister, and the Fairy Godfather all gather around Sonic and Brody as they whisper to them.
*Meanwhile*
Robotnik is being driven across a city in a limousine driven by Scratch and Grounder. As he talks, he uses the magic wand to turn a helicopter into a golden statue of him, a tree into another golden statue of him, two golden crowns into a golden statue of two letter Rs, and a statue of a horseshoe over a rocket into a golden statue of his right glove "What a fool I've been! Science, pah! Magic is where it's at! Now the only thing that would make my triumph complete is the utter humiliation and ruin of a certain hedgehog and wolf and their friends!" Robotnik said "Yoo-hoo!" Sonic said in a girly voice "What's that?" Robotnik asks as the limousine stops and Robotnik looks up to Sonic, who is disguised as Rapunzel, and standing in a castle turret "What's cookin', good-lookin'?" Sonic asks "What can I do for you, my dear?" Robotnik asks " Rapunzel is the name, Eggbelly! Long hair is my game! Why don't you climb up and see me sometime? Maybe I'll kiss you!" Sonic said "Forget it!" Robotnik said "I might give you my millions in gold!" Sonic said and Robotnik runs to the bottom of the turret "Coming right up! Hey, there aren't any steps!" Robotnik said "I shall lower my beautiful hair so you may climb it, fair prince!" Sonic said as he is now holding the hair from his disguise in both his hands, and lowers it over Robotnik, who groans "I'm waiting!" Sonic said and Robotnik pokes his head out of the hair "Hey! Hmmm, seems so familiar! Oh, well!" Robotnik said and climbs up the hair, until he gets into the window "Huh?" Robotnik asks "Honey, is that you?" Sonic asks "It is I!" Robotnik said "Where's my gold, Rapunzel, my sweet?" Robotnik asks "First a kiss! Close your eyes and pucker up!" Sonic said and Robotnik puckers up his lips, and Sonic is now holding Snow Height in both his hands. He holds her up to Robotnik, and they kiss each other "Ribbit!" Snow Height said "What was that?" Robotnik asks as Snow Height turns back to normal. Pink hearts emit above her, and she puckers up her lips "My prince! I've found you!" Snow Height said and runs up to Robotnik and kisses him. Robotnik groans in disgust as he holds out his right hand like a stop sign. Sonic then run up to him and puts his left hand on Robotnik's right hand, and his right hand on Robotnik's left hand "I'm getting the wand!" Sonic said and Robotnik screams as he falls from the turrent, and groans as he lands with a thud. Sonic looks out the window "I don't get it!" Sonic said "I kissed a toad!" Robotnik said "I did that once!" Scratch said and chuckles as he shrugs his shoulders "Yeah, me, too! It was kind of nice! I think he liked me!" Grounder said and the Beatnik Giant walks up to the turret and picks it up with his left hand "Fee-fi-fo-fiddle!" Beatnik said as he shakes the turret, and Sonic and Snow Height fall out of it "Dig it!" Beatnik said and Robotnik runs up to James "No, don't dig it! Burn it!" Robotnik said and jumps on James' back, and James runs away. Sonic runs back into the forest with Brody, Sonic holding Snow Height's left wrist in his right hand. Tails is now standing near Miss Saccharine, Rocket, Rocket's Sister, and two children "I don't think I like fairy tales anymore!" Tails said "Remember, fairy tales do not introduce the child to the dragon, but to the possibility of the defeat of the dragon!" Miss Saccharine said "Yeah, right!" Tails said as Sonic and Brody walk up to Tails and sets Snow Height down near them. Brody then turns to face James and points his right index finger at him "She's right, Tails! There are "de-feet" of the dragon right now!" Brody said and James roars and breathes fire. Brody, Sonic, Tails, Miss Saccharine, Rocket, Rocket's Sister, Snow Height, and the two Children all run away just in time as the fire hits the ground near the boulder. Cinderella is still sleeping under the tree as Brody screeches to a halt near her and holds out his left hand like a stop sign "Wait a minute! I just thought of something; the story of The Lion and the Mouse!" Brody said and runs up to James and Robotnik "Hold it right there, dragon!" Brody said and James lands near Brody "Come back to throw yourself on my mercy, Brody? Fat chance!" Robotnik said and points at Brody, and James roars as he breathes fire at Brody, who backs out of the way just in time as the fire lands near where he was "I don't need your mercy, fat-head!" Brody said "You'll pay for that, Brody! Roast him, dragon!" Robotnik and Brody holds up his right index finger "Hang on!" Brody said as he looks at James' left foot, revealing a thorn to be in it. Brody walks up to it "First, I just wanted to take time out to shake this dragon's paw!" Brody said "Toast him!" Robotnik said "Come on, big guy, give me your paw!" Brody said and James lifts his right foot, and Sonic grabs the thorn with both his hands "I knew it! Poor dragon!" Brody said and grunts as he pulls on the thorn, and James screams in pain. Tears emit from his eyes. Brody eventually pulls the thorn out "There!" Brody said and James looks down at Brody with an angry snarl on his face, then licks Brody, who hugs his face smiling "Down, boy! I love you, too!" Brody said and Robotnik puts both his hands on his head in shock "How did you do that?" Robotnik asks "Guess you don't remember your fairy tales! The Lion and the Mouse is now The Wolf and the Dragon!" Brody said "Burn him up, you big, slobbering idiot!" Robotnik said and James turns to face Robotnik and growls at him. Robotnik grins nervously, then slides down James' tail. He then stands up "Uh, big, nice, slobbering idiot!" Robotnik said and James roars as he breathes fire at Robotnik, torching him "I hate that wolf and that hedgehog!" Robotnik said.
*Later*
Brody, Sonic, who are pacing near Tails, Miss Saccharine, Rocket, Rocket's Sister, Snow Height, the Fairy Godfather, and three children "Now, troops, it's us against just the three of them!" Sonic said "Sure, no sweat, only one of them has a magic wand, and the other one is a beatnik the size of a house!" Tails said "And the other is Scratch and Grounder, and they're too stupid to count!" Brody said "Well, it's not a real fairy tale, but I have an idea for a story!" Miss Saccharine said and whispers to Brody, Sonic, Tails, Rocket, Rocket's Sister, Snow Height, and one of the children "That's screwy! Everyone knows the real story is Jack and the Eggplant! This'll never work!" Tails said.
Meanwhile, the Beatnik Giant walks across the forest path "Like, fee-fi-fo-fog, I smell the blood of a nowheresville hedgehog and wolf!" Beatnik said as Sonic and Brody run up to the Beatnik Giant "Yo, Big Daddy-o!" Sonic and Brody said as the Beatnik Giant swats both his hands at Sonic and Brody, who run away just in time. The Beatnik giant then points his left index finger at Sonic and Brody "Be you square or be you hip, I'll crush your bones and make a dip!" Beatnik said and chases after Sonic and Brody "You are the uncoolest man! You gotta drop the beatnik thing and get with the program! Beanstalks, baby!" Sonic and Brody said as they run up a beanstalk, which the Beatnik Giant stops near "Like, it's radically contempo up here, dude!" Sonic said and the Beatnik Giant climbs up the beanstalk "I can dig it!" Beatnik said as Sonic and Brody are now standing on top of a leaf, and they looks down at the Beatnik Giant "Sure, dude! But can you climb it!" Brody said and the Beatnik Giant continues to climb up the beanstalk "You two're buggin' me, man!" Beatnik said and James flies up to Brody, who jumps on his back with Sonic "Here's where We get off! Home, James!" Brody said as James flies away "Bummer!" Beatnik said.
At the bottom of the beanstalk, Miss Saccharine, Rocket's Sister, and the children are holding a saw, which they use to cut the beanstalk with "Quickly, children! Cut down the beanstalk!" Miss Saccharine said. Meanwhile, Robotnik paces the floor "Where is that big doofus? How long can it take him to conquer a hemisphere? When I'm through with him, he won't know what hit him!" Robotnik said and grunts in pain as the Beatnik Giant falls on him, creating a cloud of grey dust. When the dust clears, a Beatnik Giant-shaped hole is shown in the ground.
*Later*
Robotnik is standing on the edge of Mt. Mobius. He is holding the magic wand in his left hand, and he waves it around "Playtime is over! Now it's time to see what this wand can do!" Robotnik said and laughs evilly as a circle of smoke spins counter-clockwise around Mt. Mobius. The sky grows dark and stars shoot from the sky as a geyser erupts around Mt. Mobius. Robotnik tries to zap Sonic and Brody with the magic wand, but narrowly misses. He then tries to zap Tails, but narrowly misses. Sonic and Brody run away, and Tails flies behind them. Snow Height, the Fairy Godfather, and Miss Saccharine, who is holding Rocket's Sister by her right hand with her right hand, all follow behind them as they dodge the beams from the magic wand "That's it! Lights out! End of story!" Tails said and Miss Saccharine pants heavily "Too bad this isn't a story!" Miss Saccharine said as Sonic holds up his right index finger as he and Brody screech to a halt "Who says it isn't?" Sonic asks as he and Brody grab Tails and the duo gears up to run "Where are we goin', Sonic and Brody?" Tails asks as Sonic and Brody run away, with Tails in tow "You promised to be our friend till' the end, didn't you, little buddy?" Sonic asks "Of course!" Tails said "Well, that's where we're goin'!" Brody said and points his right index finger at the Mobius Airport. Back on Mt. Mobius, Robotnik waves the magic wand in his left hand "And now for a few small natural disasters!" Robotnik said as lava erupts from several volcanoes, and birds chirp as plants, trees, and mushrooms grow. Robotnik looks over the magic wand "Huh? Is this thing on the fritz?" Robotnik asks and the wand sparks "What's happening?" Robotnik asks and Scratch and Grounder walk up to Robotnik "It's the end! The-he-he-he end!" Scratch said "Stop being so melodramatic!" Robotnik said "But look!" Grounder said and Scratch points his right index finger up at the sky. Robotnik looks up and sees the words, HAPPiLY EVEr AFTEr, THE END! being written by a red biplane. Tails is revealed to be in the plane's driver's seat, and Sonic and Brody are revealed to be in the passenger seat as they wave at Robotnik "It is the end, Robotnik!" Sonic and Brody said "I hate happy endings, and I hate that hedgehog and that wolf!" Robotnik said and tosses the magic wand. A tornado emits from the book, and it sucks up the Fairy Godfather, a sleeping Cinderella, and the Beatnik Giant. The Fairy Godfather's wand appears in the Fairy Godfather's right hand "My wand!" Fairy Godfather said and Cinderella yawns and awakens "Did I miss something?" Cinderella asks "Dig ya later, Daddy-o!" Beatnik said and James breathes fire in the shape of a right hand that waves at Brody "Thanks, Brody!" James said and Snow Height, who blows a kiss with her right hand "I love you, Prince Robotnik!" Snow Height said and the tornado shrinks into the book "Come on, you tinkertoys! We've got to repair that Portable Portal Teleporter!" Robotnik said and pushes Scratch and Grounder with both his hands. Scratch looks back at him "Why?" Scratch asks as Robotnik is revealed to have a book that says, SCARY MONSTERS in his back pocket "Oh, I just had a few other characters I thought might be fun to have around!" Robotnik said and the plane flies past the words, HAPPiLY EVEr AFTEr, THE END!, and stops.
"And so, Sonic the Hedgehog and Brody the Wolf saved the day, and they all lived happily ever after" Miss Saccharine said and closes the book, which now says, THE ADVENTURES OF SONIC and has Sonic and Brody's faces on it with her right hand. Rocket, Rocket's Sister, and three children all cheer "That's it, children!" Miss Saccharine said as she, Rocket, Rocket's Sister, and three children all walk away. Sonic and Brody then jump out of the book "Every story must end, even this one!" Brody said "But our love will never end" Sonic said "But it's no fairy tale to say if this story ends, "See you soon for more Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog!"" Sonic and Brody said to the readers and the two kiss lovingly and they run off with Sonic in Brody's arms as this chapter has come to an end.
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