Third Person's POV

We start with a view of a chili dog stand with a sign that says, FREE CHILI DOGS WHILE REMODELING. Scratch and Grounder, the former of whom is holding a rope tied to the chili dog stand in his right hand "Aw, Scratch, Sonic and Brody are not gonna fall for that "Free Chili Dog" routine again!" Grounder said "This is different! They'll be expecting us to attack like we always do, but, we're gonna hit them with a ton of bricks instead! Bwahahaha!" Scratch said "I yank on this rope" He said as they see the other half of the rope is tied to a piece of scaffolding "The scaffolding falls, and the building comes down on that hedgehog and wolf's head!" Scratch said and Grounder's eyes extend to look like binoculars "Ooh, ooh! Here they come!" Grounder said and his eyes go back into his head, and he and Scratch hide behind a pile of bricks. Sonic and Brody run up to the chili dog stand, with Tails flying behind them. Sonic and Brody look up and point at the sign "Check it out, Tails!" Sonic and Brody said "Free chili dogs during remodeling. It's gotta be a badnik trap, Sonic and Brody!" Tails said and Brody walks up to a lidded plate, and lifts the lid with his right hand, revealing several chili dogs underneath "Since when has that been a problem?" Brody asks "Now!" Scratch said and pulls the rope with his right hand, pulling the scaffolding, and causing the building to rumble "Sonic, Brody, look out!" Tails said "Got us covered!" Sonic and Brody said as they run away, then come back, disguised as a construction workers and holding  hammers. They hammer the building steady with the hammer, then land in front of the building "Okay, Tails!" Sonic said and Tails walks up to Sonic and Brody, holding the lidded plate in both his hands "I got em', guys!" Tails said and Sonic and Brody run away with Tails flying behind them "Time to beat feet and eat!" Brody said "Your trap didn't work! What happened?" Grounder asks "I'll go look" Scratch said and walks up to the building "It looks fine to me! It should have worked!" Scratch said "Hey, I'll give it a try!" Grounder said and pulls on the rope with his right hand, causing the building to fall on top of Scratch "Ow-how-how!" Scratch said and Grounder rolls up to Scratch and chuckles "It worked great!" Grounder said and Scratch groans in pain "I wish you hadn't done that!" Scratch said and Grounder's Robocom phone rings, and Grounder screams "If that's Dr. Robotnik, don't tell him what happened!" Scratch said and Grounder's chest compartment opens, and Grounder picks up his robocom phone with his right hand "You miserable microbrains! You one-chip wonders! You metal-brained meat-heads!" Robotnik said and Grounder covers the robocom phone with his right hand, and beads of sweat emit from his head "I... I think he already knows!" Grounder said.

*At Robotnik's Fortress*

Robotnik is revealed to have been watching Scratch and Grounder on a monitor, and holding his phone in his right hand "I'm through trying to teach you how to catch that hedgehog and that wolf! From now on, it's up to you!" Robotnik said "Is this a promotion?" Grounder asks and Robotnik screams in shock upon hearing this "Call it a proclamation! Find a way to defeat Sonic and Brody, or don't come home!" Robotnik said and hangs his phone up and walks away. Grounder then puts his Robocom phone back in his chest with his right hand and closes his chest compartment with the same hand.

"How come we have to find a way to defeat Sonic and Brody? He can't!" Grounder said "That's why he gets the big bucks!" Scratch said and Grounder turns both his hands into hammers "Well, it makes me mad! In fact, it makes me want to smash something!" Grounder said when a flute plays. Scratch squawks and points his left index finger in front of him "How bout' someone to smash?" Scratch asks as Kwai Chang Crane is revealed to be playing a flute he is holding in both his hands "What? That old guy? Aw, it's too easy!" Grounder said "That's the beauty part!" Scratch said and runs up to Crane, who stops playing his flute "Hey, old bird! What's your name?" Scratch asks as Grounder rolls up to Scratch and Crane, the latter of whom bows at the former two "I am Kwai Chang Crane, gentle robots, and you are?" Crane asks "Your worst nightmare, robots with a bad attitude!" Grounder said "A robot with a bad attitude can often be overcome by the smell of a gym locker!" Crane said "What?" Scratch and Grounder ask "D'oh, never mind! We're gonna thump you and crunch you and twist you up like a pretzel, old bird!" Scratch said "Yeah, and then we're really gonna hurt you!" Grounder said and they yell as they try to beat Crane up in a cloud of dust, but as it turns out, he's more than a match for them. When the dust clears, Scratch and Grounder are both beaten up, and Scratch's right leg is tied around his left leg. Crane dusts off his left arm with his right hand "Hey, how'd you do that?" Scratch asks "Surprises along the path of life are like dirty socks in the laundry of barefoot cousins, my friends!" Crane said and walks away, playing his flute with both his hands. Unkown to him, a camera in a tree has been filming him.

*Back at Robotnik's Fortress*

"Did you see that? Did you, did you, did you?" Coconuts asks. Robotnik and Coconuts, the latter of whom is dressed like a plumber and holding a plunger in his right hand, are revealed to have watched the whole incident on a monitor "Of course I saw it, monkey brains! I'm right here!" Robotnik said "But nobody can beat robots like that! Nobody! I know, I know, I know!" Coconuts said and runs up to the control panel. He types on the keyboard with both his hands and an image of a ninja appears on the screen, and Coconuts runs back to Robotnik "Ninja, ninja, ninja!" Coconuts said "Gesundheit!" Robotnik said "No, no, not a sneeze! Look!" Coconuts said "Hmmm. Ninja; an ancient martial art said to make its students invincible! How did you know about this, Coconuts?" Robotnik asks "I watch a lot of chop socky movies on TV!" Coconuts said and yells as he flexes like a ninja. He then falls over, and his hat falls off his head. He gets up, and stars spin around his head "Get the Egg-O-Matic hovercraft ready, and get Scratch and Grounder back here! We're going to turn those stupid robots into unbeatable warriors!" Robotnik said.

*Back with Crane*

Crane continues to play his flute, then looks up when he hears Robotnik's Egg-O-Matic flying above him, lowering its claw "Most interesting! The steel of treachery is stronger than the jelly of confusion in a peanut butter sandwich!" Crane said as the Egg-O-Matic's claw grabs him and lifts him into it. Robotnik is revealed to be sitting in the driver's seat of the Egg-O-Matic, and Coconuts is revealed to be sitting in the right passenger seat "What'd he say, what'd he say?" Coconuts asks as the hatch of the Egg-O-Matic closes "Beats me, but I don't care about his philosophy!" Robotnik said and flies the Egg-O-Matic away "All I want are his ninja skills!" Robotnik said.

*Meanwhile*

Brody, Sonic and Tails are sitting atop rocks, eating their chili dogs "You know, a wise man once said, "There's no such thing as a free chili dog"!" Brody said "But these were free!" Tails said "That's right, and mighty tasty, too! That's why I always say, "It's better to be fast than wise!" Sonic said and as Robotnik's Egg-O-Matic flies up to Brody, Sonic and Tails, Crane is revealed to be sitting in its left passenger seat. Brody points his left index finger at it.

"Look out, guys!" Brody said as he, Sonic and Tails yell and Tails ducks as the Egg-O-Matic flies over him, Brody and Sonic "Robotnik could have jumped us, and he just went by!" Tails said "I know, and that worries me! He's up to something, and it's gotta have something to do with that old crane with him!" Sonic said.

*Later at Robotnik's Fortress*

"It is completed; the Crane Brain Drainer!" Robotnik said as he and Coconuts are looking over Crane, who is chained to a chair "What's it gonna do, Dr. Robotnik?" Coconuts asks and the Crane Brain Drainer lowers over Crane's head "It will draw the ninja skills and knowledge from Crane" Robotnik said as Scratch and Grounder are revealed to be in capsules "And implant them into Scratch and Grounder!" Robotnik said "Turn em' into ninjas, huh?" Coconuts asks and Robotnik pats Coconuts' head with his right hand "You're so clever today, my simian simpleton! Let the transfer begin!" Robotnik said and pulls the lever forward with his left hand. The meters go up to 40, and the ninja knowledge from Crane is transferred into Scratch and Grounder, who scream in pain. A view outside Robotnik's fortress is shown as thunder booms and lightning flashes and Robotnik laughs evilly "Behold, my greatest creations!" Robotnik said as a cloud of smoke emits in Robotnik's fortress. Robotnik then walks in "The Robo-Ninjas!" Robotnik said as Scratch and Grounder, both of whom are dressed as ninjas, jump out of their capsules "Use the doors next time, you dumb-bots!" Robotnik said and Scratch yells as he jumps onto a ping-pong table, splitting it in half. he kicks one half at Grounder with his right foot, and Grounder turns both his hands into swords. He yells as he turns the half of the pong-pong table into a pile of sticks "How exciting! They're even better than I'd hoped!" Robotnik said as Coconuts grabs Robotnik's right elbow with his right hand "Come on, Dr. Robotnik! Make me a ninja, too! Huh?" Coconuts asks "Later, Coconuts! I must be sure our friend, Crane has enough skills to pass onto our Robo-Ninjas, enough to rid us of Sonic and Brody forever!" Robotnik said.

*Later*

Brody, Sonic and Tails run up to a half-open trap door "Look out!" Sonic and Brody said as the three screech to a halt on the trap door, and fall over "Prepare to fight, hedgehog and wolf!" Grounder said in a ninja accent as he and Scratch jump out from behind the trap door, and Scratch yells as he and Grounder flex "Prepare to lose, hedgehog and wolf! We are Robo-ninjas!" Scratch said in a ninja accent "You talk the talk, but you don't walk the walk, ninja nerds!" Sonic said "We will walk all over you, hedgehog and wolf!" Scratch said and Grounder turns his right hand into a sword. He rolls up to Brody and yells. Brody jumps out of the way to dodge the sword as Grounder slashes it at him. Brody then runs behind Grounder, who turns his head to face him.

"Not bad! I'll give you a call next time I need the lawn mowed!" Brody said and runs away with Sonic. Tails tries to fly away, but Scratch runs up to him and grabs him by both his tails with his right hand "Hey, let go!" Tails said and plugs his nose with his left thumb and index finger "Ewwww!" Tails said as Sonic and Brody run up to Scratch and Tails "Grounder keeps us busy, and you grab the kid! Nice move, Scratch!" Brody said and Sonic looks at the viewers "I never thought We'd say that!" Sonic said and Grounder yells as he rolls up to Sonic and Brody, who run out of the way just in time as Grounder slashes his sword at them. Sonic and Brody then run back, disguised as a blacksmiths, and pushing a sword sharpener "Sword sharpened! Get your sword sharpened!" Brody said "Mine could use a little edge!" Grounder said "No problem!" Sonic said and Grounder grunts as Sonic pushes him towards the sword sharpener. Sonic pushes the pedal of the sword sharpener with his left foot, and sharpens Grounder's sword until it looks like a drill "Is that little enough for you?" Brody asks "My sword!" Grounder said and wimpers as he touches his right drill with his left drill "My beautiful sword!" Grounder said "Give up, Sonic and Brody, or Tails will pay!" Scratch said and Tails grunts as Scratch lifts and lowers him. Sonic and Brody run up to them "You've got his nose jammed in your armpit! That's payment enough! Tails, helicopter!" Sonic and Brody said "Helicopter? But I can't fly when he's holding me like..." Tails said and then smiles upon realizing that Sonic and Brody gave him an idea "Oh!" Tails said and hits Scratch's face with both his tails, and Scratch groans in pain. Scratch lets go of Tails, who flies up to Sonic and Brody "I did it, Sonic and Brody! I'm free!" Tails said "Way to go! Now let's speed, keed!" Sonic and Brody said and they run away with Tails flying behind them. Scratch and Grounder run up to where they were "They have gotten away again!" Grounder said "We have not yet perfected our ninja skill!" Scratch said "But when we have, we will crush them!" Grounder said.

*Later*

Sonic and Brody run up to the tree Scratch and Grounder caught them and Tails all the way back in Super Special Sonic and Brody Search and Smash Squad and Tails lands near them "Those robots were better fighters this time!" Tails said and Sonic and Brody wink at him "Don't sweat it, kid! Those guys are still no match for us!" Sonic said "I hope you two're right!" Tails said "Yeah, us, too!" Brody said.

*Meanwhile at Robotnik's Fortress*

"Even with your ninja skills, you failed me! Why?" Robotnik asks as Grounder's head is open as Robotnik rearranges his brain with both his hands. Scratch is sitting near the capsules of the Crane Brain Drainer "I do not know!" Grounder said and laughs "That tickles!" He said "Ooh, we come very close to defeating the hedgehog and wolf, nevertheless!" Scratch said "Close? I hate close! I want results!" Robotnik said and Grounder grunts as Robotnik hits his head with his right hand, causing it to spin. Grounder yells as he puts his head back on his body with his right drill. He then shakes his right drill "There must be something missing! Something I haven't thought of!" Robotnik said "If I might suggest something..." Crane said "What do you want?" Robotnik asks "Fightning skills are only part of the ninja way. It is also a philosophy; our beliefs!" Crane said and Robotnik runs up to Crane "You mean, if I use the Crane Brain Drainer to implan your ideas in those robots, they'll be able to defeat Sonic and Brody?" Robotnik asks "It couldn't hurt!" Crane said and Robotnik walks back up to the control panel as Scratch and Grounder open the capsule doors with their right hands, get back into the capsules, then close the doors with their left hands "Into the booths!" Robotnik said and Scratch and Grounder yell as sparks flow through the capsules. When sparks stop, Scratch and Grounder jump out of the capsules "Do not become an obstacle in our path!" Scratch said "How dare you yell at me!" Robotnik said and Scratch yells as he pulls out his sword with his right hand and slashes it. A light shines off it "Oh, uh, sure!" Robotnik said and stutters "Whatever you say! Uh, getting Sonic and Brody is the most important thing! Go to it, Robo-Ninjas!" He said and as Grounder rolls away, Robotnik slaps his head with his left hand "Oh, no! Now they're even starting to talk like that old bird!" Robotnik said.

*Later at Night*

Sonic and Brody run over a hill, with Tails flying behind them. Scratch and Grounder jump out from behind a rock, and Sonic and Brody screech to a halt, with Tails landing near them. Scratch and Grounder yell as they point their swords at Sonic, Brody and Tails, the former of whom points his left index finger at them "Hey, if We looked like you guys, We'd cover our faces, too!" Sonic said "That is your last joke, hedgehog and wolf! Prepare to meet your doom!" Scratch said "You guys may dress funny, but you're still cream puffs!" Brody said "The cream puff of yesterday is the day-old item in the, uh, eh, the bakery of the present! Oh, that's pretty good!" Grounder said "What did he say?" Tails asks "Beats us!" Sonic and Brody said "Exactly what we hand in mind!" Scratch said and he and Grounder yell as they pounce at Brody, Sonic and Tails. Sonic grabs Tails' right wrist with his left hand, and the trio runs away, just in time as Scratch and Grounder continue yelling and slashing their swords "That was close!" Tails said as Sonic and Brody screech to a halt "These guys are good!" Tails said "Maybe, but we're still better!" Brody said "Get ready, Tails, for a Sonic and Brody spin!" Sonic said as he and Brody gear up to run and grab Tails' wrists. Tails gasps, and Sonic and Brody run away with him in tow. Sonic and Brody gasp and screech to a halt, and they and Tails back away slowly as Scratch and Grounder point their swords at them "Uh, lucky move, metal-heads!" Sonic and Brody said as Scratch and Grounder lead Brody, Sonic and Tails to a tree "The smell of victory is a cough drop in the sore throat of life!" Scratch said "Very nice, Scratch! The defeat of an enemy is sweeter than the chocolate chip in bakery cookies, but not as sweet as maple syrup!" Grounder said and rolls towards Brody, Sonic and Tails, and Scratch follows behind him. They yell as they get closer, and Sonic and Brody scream as they stares in shock at them "Now!" Sonic and Brody said as they and Tails jump out of the way just in time as Scratch and Grounder run into a tree and groan as they fall over, but land on their feet and treads. Sonic, Brody and Tails are sitting atop a tree branch "Gee, they've never tried that before!" Brody said "What'll we do now, Brody?" Tails asks as Sonic, Brody and Tails scream as they dodge the ninja stars that Grounder shoots at them "We duck!" Sonic said as Grounder is revealed to be shooting ninja stars from a cannon where his left hand would be. Sonic, Brody and Tails jump up to the top of the tree. Scratch then yells as he kicks the tree with his left foot, causing the tree to launch Sonic, Brody and Tails into the air. Sonic, Brody and Tails scream as they fly through the air and grunt as they land on the ground below. Scratch and Grounder yell as they run up to them "I don't think we can beat em' anymore, guys?" Tails asks "You may be right, kid!" Brody said.

Sonic, Brody and Tails stand back up "It's hopeless, Sonic and Brody! They've gotten too tough for us!" Tails said as Scratch and Grounder yell as they run towards Sonic, Brody and Tails. Sonic and Brody then run up to Tails and push him aside "No way, Tails! I've got one trick they always fall for!" Sonic said as Scratch yells as he flexes, hitting Grounder with his right hand. Grounder grunts as he is hit, and he falls over as Scratch continues yelling and flexing. Grounder yells wearily as he stands back up. Sonic and Brody, who are disguised as ticket vendors, is standing behind a ticket booth "Robot beauty contest today! Free tickets here! Robot beauty contest!" Sonic said as Scratch and Grounder run up to the ticket booth "A robot beauty contest?" Scratch asks "Free tickets?" Grounder asks "Gets em' every time!" Brody said to the readers and winks. Sonic and him then run away as Grounder raises his sword and slices it through the ticket booth "Your tricks no longer work, Hedgehog and Wolf!" Grounder said "Our disguise didn't fool you?" Sonic and Brody ask and they scream as Scratch's right hand reaches out from underground and uses it to put handcuffs on their right ankles. Scratch then pops out of the ground and Sonic and Brody fall over "Whoa!" Sonic and Brody said "Let go of him, you bully!" Tails said "It's cool, our man! We'll be out of here in a Sonic second!" Sonic said "I doubt it!" Scratch said "You are no longer dealing with the old Grounder and Scratch, Sonic and Brody!" He said "We are now Robo-Ninja warriors!" Grounder said "Bearers of the secret knowledge of Master Chang Crane!" Scratch said "Yeah!" Grounder said "I think you're just the same stupid dumb-bots in black gym suits!" Brody said "But you two are the ones in chains, Brody and Sonic!" Grounder said and Brody snatches Grounder's sword from him with his right hand "Not for long!" Sonic and Brody said as Brody uses Grounder's sword to slice the chains off "Whoa!" Grounder said as Sonic and Brody gear up to run "Let's book out of here, kid! I feel the need..." Sonic and Brody said as Scratch and Grounder try to pounce at Sonic and Brody, but they jump out of the way just in time, and they grunt as they pounce into each other. Stars spin around their heads, and Sonic and Brody run up to Tails "The need for speed!" Tails said as Sonic and Brody, who are no longer wearing their disguises grab Tails and run away with him in tow.

*Later at Robotnik's Fortress*

"Don't bother me now, Coconuts!" Robotnik said "I will turn you into a Robo-Ninja next time!" He said "Promise, promise, promise?" Coconuts asks "A Robotnik never lies! Uh, usually. Well, I'm not lying this time! Okay, so I'm lying. What of it?" Robotnik asks "The telling of an untruth will bring badminton birds flocking to their nests!" Crane said and Robotnik walks up to him "What's that supposed to mean?" Robotnik asks "Only a fool seeks meaning from a bowl of oatmeal" Crane said "Are you calling me a fool?!" Robotnik asks "No, a bowl of oatmeal" Crane said and Robotnik scoffs as he walks away from Crane "Never mind" Robotnik said and walks up to Scratch and Grounder "You were so close to defeating that horrid hedgehog and wolf! I watched every miserable minute on my view screen, and you failed again!" Robotnik said "The taste of failure is like three-week-old broccoli!" Scratch said "Yuck! Never mind that, I've got to figure out what went wrong! You have all of Crane's ninja skills, what else could there be?" Robotnik asks "You know what? I suggest we tap Crane's knowledge again! We must be like an army to Sonic and Brody!" Grounder said "An army! Of course! Grounder, I'm impressed!" Robotnik said.

*Meanwhile*

Sonic, Brody and Tails are in a field "Okay, now we need to figure out what made those robots so good! Scratch mentioned some guy, what was his name? Crane!" Brody said "Did you mention the name of my master, Kwai Chang Crane?" A guy named Grasshopper asks "Huh?" Sonic, Brody and Tails asks as they turn their attention to Grasshopper, who walks in "I am Grasshopper, a student of Crane. He has been missing from our school!" Grasshopper said "I'm Tails, and this Sonic and this is Brody!" Tails said as Sonic and Brody bow at Grasshopper "Hi, Grasshopper! This crane, was he an older bird wearing beat-up clothes, about yea tall?" Sonic asks "You have seen him?" Grasshopper asks "Yeah, aboard Robotnik's hovercraft!" Brody said "Oh, great day! The tomato of expectation makes the soup of happiness!" Grasshopper said "Is everybody gonna be talking this way?" Sonic and Brody ask "I must go to rescue Master Crane from the evil Robotnik!" Grasshopper said and walks away, but stops when he hears Sonic and Brody "Hold on, Grasshopper! Rescuing people from Robotnik is our job!" Sonic and Brody said "And mine!" Tails said "But I can be of service! To defeat the Robo-Ninjas, you must know how they have been trained?" Grasshopper asks "You want to show us a few of those fancy moves, like this?" Sonic asks as he and Brody spin like  tornadoes, then stop in a pose "Chow mein!" Brody said as he and Sonic spin like tornadoes again, then stop, holding up their left foot "Egg foo young!" Sonic said "Perhaps you could show me!" Grasshopper said.

*Outside Robotnik's Fortress at night*

Brody, Sonic, Tails, and Grasshopper are watching in the distance "It looks like Robotnik is busy in his lab!" Tails said "So now's the time for us to get in there!" Sonic said "I'm goin' in there, too!" Tails said "Master Crane may need my help as well!" Grasshopper said "Uh-uh!" Brody said "We need you two to guard our rears, in case Robotnik calls up reinforcements!" Brody said and Sonic nodded "Right, Sonic and Brody! Nobody'll get past us!" Tails said.

Coconuts is standing near the bridge as he paces angrily "Dr. Robotnik promised to make me a Robo-Ninja, but he puts me on guard duty instead! Oh, I hate it, hate it, hate it!" Coconuts said "Hi there, Coconuts!" Brody and Sonic said "Yipe!" Coconuts said as Sonic and Brody walk onto the bridge "Whazzup?" Sonic asks "Sonic! Brody! Ha, I got you two at last, you, you..." Coconuts said "Hedgehog and Wolf? Heck, you don't need Robotnik to teach you! I'll show you all the moves you need!" Brody said "What, do you two think I'm stupid?" Coconuts asks "Yes. Next question!" Sonic said "I won't fall for your tricks!" Coconuts said and Brody points his left index finger at Coconuts.

"Listen, Coconuts, just to prove We mean it, We'll let you hit us first!" Brody said "You two will?" Coconuts asks "Sure! We'll stand right here" Sonic said "You run at us and do this" Brody said and sticks out his right foot "And We'll fall down!" Sonic said "Well, okay. But you two better fall down!" Coconuts said "We promise!" Sonic and Brody said and Coconuts runs at Sonic and Brody, who duck as they jump over him and falls off the bridge "Yeow!" Coconuts said and lands in the water below with a splash. Sonic and Brosy look down at him "Did We fall down too soon?" Brody asks and Coconuts spits "Speak up! We can't understand you!" Sonic said "Hedgehog and Wolf!" Coconuts said and Sonic and Brody run away, then walk up to the front door of Robotnik's fortress "One egg-shaped scientist and two robots. How hard could it be?" Brody asks as he and Sonic jump onto the door, knocking it down "Hope your clocks are dirty, cause Sonic and Brody are here to... clean them. Uh-oh!" Sonic and Brody said as Robotnik is revealed to be standing near his control panel "Just in time, Sonic and Brody! As you two see, I have created more Robo-Ninjas for your entertainment!" Robotnik said pointing at six capsules that six Robo-Ninjas destroy. Robotnik then slaps his head with his left hand "Use the doors! Use the doors!" Robotnik said as Sonic and Brody back up near Crane "Don't worry, pal! We'll save you! As soon as We figure out how to save ourselves!" Sonic said and the six Robo-Ninjas, as well as Scratch and Grounder, back Sonic and Brody into a wall "The float of victory falls from the tree of patience like a..." Grounder said "Like, uh, bird feathers?" Scratch asks "Bird feathers? Who said bird feathers?" Grounder asks and removes his mask with his right hand. Scratch then removes his mask with his right hand, and Grounder scratches his head with his left index finger "Um, uh, do I seem more stupid than I was five minutes ago?" Grounder asks " D'oh, you always seem more stupid! Oh, on the other hand, so do I!" Scratch said and the floor rumbles and Scratch and Grounder scream as the six Robo-ninjas run over them. Sonic and Brody point at Robo-Ninja 1 "Didn't your mother ever tell you not to play with sharp objects?" Sonic and Brody ask as Robo-Ninja 1 slashes his sword at Sonic and Brody, who move out of the way just in time, causing Robo-Ninja 1 to hit a control box with his sword. Sonic and Brody pull the lever near it, electrocuting Robo-Ninja 1 and causing him to explode into pieces "See, you should have listened to your mother! One down..." Brody said and he and Sonic gulp "Seven to go!" Sonic said and Robo-Ninjas 2 through 6 run towards Sonic and Brody. Sonic and Brody run towards them "Ready or not, here We come!" Sonic and Brody said as they approach Robo-Ninjas 2 through 6. Robo-Ninja 4 slashes his sword at Sonic and Brody, who grunt as they jump out of the way just in time and kicks Robo-Ninja 3's head. Sonic and Brody are then caught in a net "Hey, let us out of here!" Sonic said as Grounder, who is no longer in his ninja outfit, is revealed to be holding the net in both his hands "Ha ha! I caught a big fish this time!" Grounder said and Sonic and Brody are now wearing green hats, and Grounder gasps as he walks up to them "Fishin', eh? Let's see your license!" Brody said "Fishing license? Oh, certainly, warden!" Grounder said and as he reaches into his right pocket with his right hand, Sonic and Brody run away, leaving their hats behind. Grounder then reaches into his left pocket with his left hand "I know I have it in here somewhere! Um..." Grounder said as Sonic and Brody run up to Grounder, who screams as he stares in shock at them "You guys got your stupidity back. We were beginning to worry!" Sonic said as he and Brody turn away "Now it's time to..." Brody said as he and Sonic scream as they stare in shock. Robo-Ninjas 2 through 6 and Scratch, who is no longer in his ninja outfit, all walk up to him "It's time to say goodbye!" Scratch said "Maybe We should have let Tails and Grasshopper come along after all!" Sonic said as Tails and Grasshopper are revealed to be standing in the doorway "We're here!" Tails said "We love it when that happens!" Sonic and Brody said and Robo-Ninjas 3 and 5 run towards Tails, who jumps onto the door, launching it into the air "Whee!" Tails said and the door lands on Robo-Ninjas 3 and 5, who yell as it pushes them away. It slams them into a wall, flattening them, and they fall over. Robo-Ninja 6 tosses some ninja stars at Sonic and Brody with his right hand "These throwin' stars are substandard! We're sending em' back!" Sonic and Brody said as they spin, deflecting the ninja stars, and they fly into Robo-Ninja 6 "Ow!" Robo-Ninja 6 said as sparks surge through Robo-Ninja 6, who explodes. Robo-Ninja 4 runs up to Grasshopper "I am honored to meet you in battle!" Grasshopper said and Robo-Ninja 4 continues running towards Grasshopper, who pulls out his sword with his right hand. Grasshopper slices Robo-Ninja 4 with his sword until he is just a head with feet. Robo-Ninja 2 chases Tails, who flies through the air "Whoa, this guy is serious! Lucky for me, he's not too smart!" Tails said and Robo-Ninja 2 slashes his sword at Tails, who flies out of the way just in time as Robo-Ninja 2 runs into a wall. 

Robo-Ninja 2 slashes his sword at Sonic and Brody, who dodge it "Come on! We've had closer shaves with a dull razor!" Brody said as he and Sonic run away as Robo-Ninja 2's sword gets stuck in the wall. They come back, disguised as Ludwig Van Beethoven, and holding a hammer in each hand "And now for our latest composition, Percussion Per Hedgehog and Wolf in Robo-Ninja!" Sonic said as he and Brody slam Edvard Grieg's In the Hall of Mountain King on Robo-Ninja 2's sword, and the vibrations cause Robo-Ninja 2 to fall apart. A bird holding a horn in its right wing emerges from Robo-Ninja 2's body. It plays its horn, then falls over and cuckoos. Sonic and Brody take a bow "Thank you, thank you, thank you!" Sonic and Brody said as Scratch and Grounder clap their hands "Bravo, bravo!" Grounder said "I particularly liked your pedagio in the final movement!" Scratch said and Robotnik runs up to Scratch and Grounder, who stare in shock and scream when they see him "What's happening? Where are your ninja skills? Get that hedgehog and that wolf!" Robotnik said and points at Sonic and Brody who run up to Crane "We'll get you out of that thing!" Sonic and Brody said "No need!" Crane said and breaks through his shackles, and Sonic and Brody gasp in amazement "You could have gotten out of that thing anytime?" Brody asks "Certainly. The strength of one's muscles is not always measured with the tape measurer of anger!" Crane said "I've always said that!" Sonic said and a laser fires at Sonic and Brody, who turn and point at it "But right now, we got some badniks to deal with!" Brody said and Crane walks past them and Grounder is revealed to be firing a laser where his left drill would be. Grounder grunts as he keeps firing at Crane, but misses "Hold still, darn you!" Grounder said and Crane sticks his right index finger in Grounder's laser cannon "Get your finger out of my laser!" Grounder said "Now is time for the important question! Will my finger explode, or will your laser!" Crane said and Grounder's laser explodes "Yeow-how!" Grounder said and Crane blows on his right index finger, then walks away "Some questions have simple answers!" Crane said and smoke emits from Grounder's laser cannon "No! Momma!" Grounder said and tears emit from Grounder's eyes, and Scratch walks up to Grounder "D'oh, you don't have a momma, stupid!" Scratch said and tears emit from Grounder's eyes again "But I want a momma!" Grounder said and Robotnik walks up to the hole in his wall. He is holding a remote control in his left hand, and presses the red button with his left thumb. His Egg-O-Matic flies up to him "Hey, hey! You're not leaving us here, are you?" Scratch asks and Robotnik is now in his Egg-O-Matic "In a word, yes!" Robotnik said and flies through the hole in the wall "I hate that hedgehog and that wolf!" Robotnik said and Scratch and Grounder chase after Robotnik "No! Don't leave me!" Grounder said "Come back! Come back!" Scratch said "Dr. Robotnik, don't leave me!" Grounder said and Robotnik's fortress begins to crumble, and Sonic, Brody, Tails, Grasshopper, and Crane all stare in shock "I think we'd better put our slicks to the bricks!" Sonic and Brody said as they, Tails, Grasshopper, and Crane all run away. They reach the hill in the distance as Robotnik's fortress falls to pieces and it explodes. A cloud of smoke emits from where Robotnik's fortress was, and Sonic points his left thumb at it "There goes the neighborhood!" Sonic said as he and Brody turn to face Crane "But how come you didn't escape from Robotnik before?" Sonic and Brody ask "An unexpected adventure often comes with soup or salad, and a roll!" Crane said "Wow! Is he wise or what?" Tails asks "Wise? You want wise? Listen!" Sonic said as Brody picks up Crane's hat with his right hand and puts it on his head and Sonic puts on a similar hat "One chili dog on the hedgehog and wolf beats three on the plate! Come one, We'll show you!" Sonic and Brody said in a faux ninja accent and they run away leaving the hats behind as this chapter comes to an end.