Mad Mike, Da Bear Warrior
Third Person's POV
We start in a mountain as Updike, a rabbit in blue overalls, is hoping down it.
"I've got to get to Sonic and Brody! I've got to get to Sonic and Brody!" Updike said as he's being chased by Scratch and Grounder "I got him, Scratch! I got him!" Grounder sais as Updike comes to a dead end and Tails flies up to him and grabs the suspenders of his overalls "Up here, Updike!" Tails said and flies into the air with Updike in tow as Scratch and Grounder run into a wall "I don't got him!" Grounder said.
"Thanks for the lift Tails! Can you get me to Sonic and Brody fast?" Updike asks "Sure can! They're with our old pals, Da Bearz!" Tails said.
*At a Junkyard*
Sonic, Brody, Tails, Updike, Big Griz and Big Mike are in a junkyard, working on a convoy truck when Sonic and Brody walk to Updike "What's Up, Updike?" Sonic asks and Updike pulls out two telescopes and hands it to Sonic and Brody. The two look into it and see a mountain resembling Robotnik's head being built by rabbit villagers "Look, Sonic and Brody! Uh, Robotnik is forcing our villagers to do something so horrible, it, it, it... it defies description!" Updike said as Sonic and Brody stick out their tongues and stop looking in the telescopes.
"Not to mention the boundaries of good taste! But let us guess" Brody said "If the folks don't work..." Sonic said "They don't eat!" Updike said "And Doc Botnik's got the only road to the village?" Brody asks "Filled with secret booby traps!" Updike said. As they talked they were being watched by Scratch and Grounder from afar "Exactly right!" Scratch said "Guarded by crack troops!" Updike said "The crackest!" Scratch said "And impossibly impassible!" Updike said "Not to mention, passibly impossible!" Scratch said "Which means none of our food convoys can get through!" Updike said "It sounds to me like it's time to bust through Robotnik's barricade with Operation: Fast Food!" Brody said and Scratch and Grounder walk to the Egg-O-Matic Tunnelizer and Town Terrorizer "Which we're going to undermine before it has a chance to begin!" Scratch said as the two get in the tunnelizer and Scratch presses a button starting the Tunnelizer drilling into the ground.
*Later*
Tails is at the convoy truck "Grease Gun!" Tails said as Sonic and Updike, the former of whom is holding the grease gun "Grease gun!" Sonic said tossing the Grease gun at Tails who catches it and sprays it on the inside of the engine, then tosses it aside "Engine block!" Brody said as Mike runs in carrying the engine block and puts it in the engine "Engine Block!" Big Mike said as Tails flies into the engine with Brody, then they pokes their heads out of it "Double-barrelled fuel-injected carburetor!" Tails said as Griz is in the garage with it "Duh, uh, bubble-darryl fool-impacted, uh, carbulator!" Big Griz said carrying the pieces when he trips and falls "Duh, whoa!" Big Griz said as Tails and Brody scream as Brody grabs Tails and jumps out of the way as Griz and the pieces fall into the engine.
*Later*
Brody and Sonic are now standing atop the engine, leaning against the hood and Mike is in the cB "Well, Sonic and Brody, what's the scoop?" Mike asks and Sonic wraps an arm around Brody "Tails and my sweet Brody did their usual great job of fixing stuff!" Sonic said and Brody chuckles "Which means it's time to fasten your seatbelts and take her for a trial spin!" Brody said as he and Sonic get off the convoy truck as Mike turns the key starting up the convoy and drives past Sonic, Brody, Tails and Updike spinning them. The Convoy Truck circles clockwise around the junkyard, kocking cars into piles. At the same time underground, Scratch and Grounder are in the tunnelizer "Okay, Grounder, our Goodnik radar shows they're right above us! Let's get em'!" Scratch said. The convoy truck screeches to a halt next to Sonic, Brody, Tails and Updike who are still spinning as Mike jumps out next to them and Griz runs up to him "Well, Sonic, Brody" Mike said "What do you think?" Griz asks as the four stop spinning "I think, er.... I.... think we're ready to roll!" Sonic said when the tunnelizer digs out of the ground "Not!" Scratchband Grounder said as the faults from the hole that Scratch and Grounder dug cause piles of cars to fall in them. Sonic, Brody, Tails, Updike, Griz and Mike all scream.
Sonic, Brody, Updike and Mike all lie on top of the car at the top of one of the piles, which Scratch and Grounder climp up and Scratch grabs Updike by his ears "So, you thought you could stop Dr. Robotnik's rural beautification program?" Scratch asks "And get food to my starving village? Yeah, I did!" Updike said "Well, we've got you now!" Grounder said as Brody and Sonic run in disguised as car salesmen and they get Scratch and Grounder in a car and they crash it as a blue car on the top of the pile bounces off Scratch and Grounder's car and flies towards Mike who screams and tries to stop it by grabbing it with both hands but it bounces and lands ontop of him knocking him unconscious as Scratch and Grounder get out of the car "Come on, you metal-plated moron! That bears all tied up! This is our chance to grab him!" Scratch said and the two fly the tunnelizer next to Mike "What do we want him for, Scratch?" Grounder asks "D'oh, grab now! I'll explain later!" Scratch said and Grounder grabs the car Mike is trapped under as Scratch flies the tunnelizer away towing the car and Mike across the junkyard "Sonic! Brody! Stop them!" Tails said and Sonic and Brody runs after Scratch and Grounder into a tunnel but Scratch tosses a pack of dynamite behind him "Not a chance, Wolf and Hedgehog! We're ready for you two!" Scratch said and the dynamite explodes and Sonic and Brody cough walking dizzily out of the tunnel "Oh no! We lost Big Mike!" Griz said "Not to worry! All we gotta do is.." Brody saod and whispers in Griz's ear.
*Later*
Sonic and Brody are running atop te mountain with the convoy truck following behind them. Sonic and Brody are wearing stethoscopes and hold the end pressing it against the ground "Follow the sound of robot flapping lips!" Sonic said.
"You see Grounder, by Questioning Mike, we'll find out if Sonic, Brody and the guys know about our new top-secret bobby traps on the road to Mount Rocky!" Scratch said "But why do we want to know what they know?" Grounder asks "D'oh, because, the only way a secret booby trap is secret, is if no one knows you big booby! So shut your trap!" Scratch said.
Brody and Sonic are still running atop the mountain when they screech to a halt "Aha! We should have known!" Brody said "They're taking Big Mile to a Hollowed-out Hill Top Interrogation Chamber!" Sonic said.
*Inside the Investigation Chamber*
"Welcome to our Hollowed-out Hill Top Interrogation Center!" Scratch said "That sounded real good, Scratch, but what do we do now?" Grounder asks as Scratch grabs an instructions manual "Uh, let's see what the instruction manual has to say!" Scratch said and looks in it.
*Some explanations later*
"Okay, now that we all know what we're sposed' to do, let's do it for real! What do you know about Dr. Robotnik's brilliant new booby traps when Brody walks in disguised as WWII German Interrogator, holding a whip "Nein, nein, nein! Your que-estions' are all wrong!" Brody said in a faux German accent as Scratch and Grounder walk up to him "Really?" Scratch asks and Brody runs up to Mike and whispers in his ear then goes back to Scratch and Grounder.
"Javon! First, you must tell him what are the secret booby traps, because otherwise, how can he know if he has heard of them or not? Ja?" Brody asked "Oh, now I get it! Come on Grounder, let's grill this bear!" Scratch said.
"What do you know about his secret Toad Warriors?" Scratch asks "His just-add-water castle?" Grounder asks "His 900-foot-cliff?" Scratch asks "And his invicible Black Knight Robot?" Grounder asks "Nothing! Nothing! I don't know nothing!" Mike said "Bwahaha! Oh really? Well mr 'Nothing' we have ways of making you talk!" Scratch said sending a swarm of robot dragon flies but Mike keeps smashing them with his fist as Brody was writting down everything they said.
"Now we are starting to get somewhere!" Brody said "Just one more question!" He said and whispered on Scratch's ear "Okay, I've got it! All right you!" Scratch said "Did you know that the only way to defeat our invincible Black Knight Robot is with a dragon?" He asks "Hmmm?" Mike asks "Don't even try to lie your way out of this one!" Grounder said and Mike sees Brody giving him a thumbs up "Hey, you guyd are too tough, so here's the truth, I just didn't know nothingbbefore, but I sure do now!" Mike said and Scratch screams and stares in shock "Gee, that's too bad, because now we can never let you go!" Scratch said oressing the button C as a cage traps Mike who growls angrily and breaks free of the rope.
Brody runs up to Scratch and shakes his hand "Congratulations! You two have just been named interrogators of the year and here's your award!" Brody said and presses Button D and runs off as a giant trophy falls on Scratch and Grounder "See you later geeks! We gotta streak!" Brody said taking off his disgues and helps Mike and the two get out the chamber "It's the wolf, he's getting away!" Grounder said "You'll pay for this, Brody!" Scratch said.
Brody and Mike run up to the tree at the top of the hill "I'm sorry I made you mad Big Mike, but there was stuff we had to find out" Brody said as Mike grabs the tree "That's okay Brody, I like being mad!" Mike said putting the tree over the hole.
*Later*
Mike is now driving the convoy truck with Sonic, Brody and Updike in the passanger seat "What's this button you and Tails installed Brody?" Updike asks about to press it but Brody grabs his hand "Uh-uh-uh, not till I give the signal!" Brody said "And now fasten seat belts, and let's move em' out!" Sonic said as Griz was sitting in the back seat and Tails is flying behind them. They drive down the road and pass by a pile of rocks where Scratch and Grounder popped out and decided to activate booby trap number one.
"Hey, look! It's a detour!" Mike said and Scratch and Grounder set it so Mike turns the right path "Don't sweat it, Big Mike! It looks like the scenic route!" Griz said as Mike drives the convoy through a billboard, causing it to fall off the cliff.
Updike and Mike scream as the convoy truck keeps falling. Tails flies down to the window "Sonic, Brody what'll we do?" Tails asks as Sonic and Brody unbuckled their seatbelts "Hold that thought!" Brody and Sonic said as the two grab a tire pump "We'll be right back!" Sonic said as the two run out if the convoy and they inflate the tires then go back to the cab "All right guys! Carry on with that thought you were holding!" Brody said as the inflated tires cause the convoy truck to land safely on the ground bouncing off it and lands in a nearby swamp but the inflated tires cause it to float across the water and Scratch and Grounder peer out from behind a bush "We can't let them get away!" Scratch said as the two get on a jet ski and chase after them. An alligator rises from the swamp and sees the convoy truck and chases after them "Yeow! Big Mike! Sonic! Brody! We got a hungry visitor!" Griz said and Brody runs up to him and pulls out a hose.
"Then what do you say we give him some chili to settoe his stomach?" Brody asls and sprays chili at the alligator who catches it in his mouth but the chili is too spicy for the alligator and he breathes fire proppelling himself backwards and into Scratch and Grounder.
The convoy truck reaches the land and drives under a cliff the toad warriors are on "Brody! Sonic!" Tails said as the Toad Warriors drive their motorcycles down the cliff "Oh no! It's the Toad Warriors! They wiped out the last convoy and ate every single chili dog themselves!" Updike said "Yeah, but this time, they're up against Mad Mike" Mike said pressing the accelerator causing the convoy to speed up "Whoa!" Tails said as the convoy speeds past two Toad Warriors causing them to crash into eachother "Da Bear Warrior! Hang on, youse guys!" Mike said "We're hangin'!" Brody and Sonic said "Yeah what else can we do?" Updike asks and they are all able to get past the Toad Warriors.
Robotnik watched this from the mountain using binoculars and grabbed a cell phone "This is dr. Robotnik, your exalted and infallible leader. Listen to me, you underlubricated buffoons, I want that truck stopped!" Robotnik said.
*At a barricade*
Scratch and Grounder are standing infront of a barricade still talking to Robotnik "Why do you think I invented all those new tricks?!" Robotnik asks "No problem, your repulsiveness!" Scratch said and the two run behind the barricade "When they hit the barricade, they'll be" Scratch started when the convoy drives towards the barricade smashing it and Scratch and Grounder get run over "Flatter... than... a pancake!" Scratch said.
"Did either of youse feel something?" Mike ask and Brody, Sonic and Updike shake their heads no "Huh. Must have been a speed bump!" Mike said while Scratch and Grounder get up.
*Later*
Scratch and Grounder walk across the road "Do you have Dr. Robotnik's newest trick, the ultimate barricade?" Scratch asks and Grounder grabs a tablet and a glass of water "Yeah! One glass of water and one just-add-water dehydrated castle! Makes it so soft!" Grounder said and puts the tablet in the glass of water and a castle emerges "Turn the drawbridge, quick!" Scratch said as the two close the drawbridge.
The convoy screeches to a halt outside the castle "Duh, hey! What's the big idea?" Griz asks as Scratch and Grounder look out the window "Nyah nyah! This time we've got your cold!" Scratch and Grounder said as Griz presses a button and his back seat leans back like a catapult and Mike runs out the truck and into Griz's arm "Duh wrong, bolt-brains! Nobody but nobody stops...." Griz said as the seat launches them into the air "Da Bearz!" Griz and Mike said a the two smash through the wall "Come on Sonic and Brody! Let's go!" Tails said flying into the hole "We are right behind you, little bud!" Sonic said "Can I come too?" Updike asks "Nope! Need you here for the most important job of all! Just remember what we told you!" Brody said as the two get inside.
"I'd give up if I were you!" Scratch said "Yeah, we're the knights who are gonna put out your lights!" Grounder said "If we were you guys, we wouldn't talk that way to..." Brody said as Griz and Mike grab spiked maces "Sir Griz the Big and Sir Mike the Mad!" Sonic said as Griz and Mike growl walking towards Scratch and Grounder who run off screaming "What are we gonna do, Scratch?" Grounder asks "We still have one more of Dr. Robotnik's newest tricks left! The dehydrated robot black knight tablet!" Scratch said "But we need water!" Grounder said "Come on, I know where to find it!" Scratch said.
Scratch and Grounder got to the drawbridge to create the robot Sir Humongous holding a mace "Oh no! Sonic, Brody what are we gonna do?" Tails asks "I hate to say it but Da Bearz hae met their match!" Mike said as Sor Humongous runs after Mike and Griz who run away from him "Not necessarily!" Sonic said "Duh, 'not necessarily'? That guy's 30 feet tall!" Griz said "You got your walkie-talkie?" Brody asks and Griz nods giving it to him "Hey Updike! Press the red button now!" Brody said "Sure thing Brody!" Updike said and pressed the red button on the convoy and falls over as the convoy transforms into a dragon and roars and breathes fire and Updike jumps lut of the dragon as it flies inside the castle and lands near sir humongous.
"That's what that red button was for?" Mike asks "When those ding-bots told us about their black knight, I knew I needed a counter so I built it for us!" Brody said and the dragon breathes fire torching Sir Humongous "Hey, hey! Sir Humongous! You're not afraid of a little old fire-breathing dragon are you?" Scratch asks and the dragon keeps breathing fire causing Sir Humongous to run away scared.
"We won! We won!" Griz and Mike said as Tails flies into the cab and presses the green button transforming the dragon back into the convoy truck "And now it's time for the chili dog express to deliver the goods!" Sonic said "Here we go up the mountain to the snow country!" Mike said as they all take off.
*At the snow country*
The rabbit villagers run up to the convoy truck which has made it and is now dispensing chili dogs. The rabbit villagers eat the chili dogs and laugh.
Sonic, Brody, Tails, Updike, Griz and Mike all gasp when Robotnin runs in "What do you think you're doing, you greedy layabouts? Stop eating and get back to work!" Robotnik said as Sonic, who is now wearing a yellow scarf and Brody who is wearing a blue scarf run up up to Robotnik "Yo Doc 'Botnik, don't get so hot under the collar!" Brody said "Hot? What are you talking about, hot? I'm freezing, and..." Robotnik said "Chili!" Mike said "I already said I was cold, you fool, of course I'm feeling..." Robotnik said when Mike pulls the lever of the chili dispensers which squirt chili at Robotnik "Chilly!" Robotnik said and gets chased by the angry rabbit villagers "We're tired of digging! You stop! Go get him!" The rabbit villagers said as Robotnik climbs onto the left side of the mustache of the mountain "Help!" Robotnik said "Get out of my face!" Robotnik said to the villagers climbing the mountain as Robotnik gets to his Egg-O-Matic and escapes.
*Later*
"Hey Sonic, Brody, are you two thinking what I'm thinking?" Tails asks and the duo grab chisels and hammers "We are miles ahead of you, Miles! Er, I mean Tails old buddy!" Sonic and Brody said running past him "Hey!" Tails said as Sonic and Brody remodel the mountain and finish standing at the top "And now ladies and gentlemen, We give you..." Sonic said as the left side is shaped like Mike and the right like Griz "Da Bearz!" Brody and Sonic said as everyone cheers.
Meanwhile Robotnik flies his Egg-O-Matic across the sky holding his cellphone "Scratch! Grounder! Answer the phone, you clanking cretins!" Robotnik said but no one picked up "This is disgusting! I can't even yell at anyone! I hate that hedgehog and that wolf!" Robotnik said as this chapter comes to an end.
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