Birth of a Salesman

Third Person's POV

We start this chapter in Robotnik's fortress "Nincombots! Metal morons! Idiots!" Robotnik said pacing back and forth "Robotic rejects! Sadicious slabs of uncelubrius circuitry! You....you nincombots!" Robotnik said "Excuse me, your viciousness, you already said that" Scratch said "Then allow me to repeat myself yet again, you are nincombots!" Robotnik said "How am I ever voing to get rid of Sonic and Brody with such unreliable help?" He asks when there's a knock on the door and a salesman named Wes Weasely comes in and offers Robotnik a device for his help as he is from the Handy Dandy Super Villain Appliance Distributors Limited agency "Listen Weasely, you are brash, arrogant, obnoxious, pushy, rude and you dress funny!" Robotnik said "You're my kind of guy!" He said "What have you got?" He asks 'To catch pasky groundhog and dog?" Weasely asks "Hedgehog! Wolf! Hedgehog! Wolf! Sonic the Hedgehog! Brody the Wolf!" Robotnik said "I'm way ahead of you, friend" Weasely said "Presenting the H.D.S.V.A.D.L. Darkenator!" He said and turn it off and a dark cloud forms over Robotnik's fortress and after a while he turns it off "What do you think?" He asks "I love it! Even Sonic and Brody have to slow down in the dark! How much?" Robotnik asks  "For you Doc, it's a one-time special half price!" Weasely said "One hubdred thousand Mobiums!" He said "What?!" Robotnik asks "I'll even throw in two pairs of these nifty infra-red goggles!" Weasely said "What for?" Scratch asks "If you can see in the dark, and Sonic and Brody can't even you can catch them!" Weasely said "I'll take it!" Robotnik said paying for it.

*Later*

"Here comes the hedgehog and the wolf! Bwhaha!" Scratch said and Grounder turns the Darkenator on forming a dark cloud over sonic and Brody and the two stop "Whoa!" Sonic and Brody said "I've heard of darkness creeping in but this is ridiculous!" Sonic said "I think the Darkenatir sprung a leak!" Grounder said "Quick! Put on the see in the dark glasses!" Scratch said "Too late! I can't see where they are!" Grounder said as Sonic and crawl down "Ha ha! Good thing this dumbots are too stupid to stoop!" Brody said and he grabs a rope tying one end around Scratch's legs and Sonic ties the other end around Grounder and they tricked them into running opposite sides causing the rope to pull them in crashing on the machine exploding "What a couple of dumbots!" Brody said "Now lets go get our chili dogs" Sonic said holding Brody's hands and the two nod running off.

*Back at Robotnik's Fortress*

Robotnik looks at Weasely expecting a refund "Not my fault, not the machine's! Someone's tampered with it, wrecked the sucker!" Weasely said "What about my money back guarantee?" Robotnik asks "Sorry, nullified with the tampering. Hate when that happens" Weasely said "But tell you what I'm gonna do!" He said "Yes, siree, Robotnik, baby! I've got just the thing for you!" He said "Presenting the new, imprived, undeniably grooved, Freeze Bnger! Shoot a blast, the heat has passed and Sonic and Brody loses their fast! Let me show you how it works" he said but Grounder accidentally hits the button of the laser with his nose and the ray freezes Robotnik slightly "Great! I'll take two!" Robotnik said.

*Meanwhile with Sonic, Brody and Tails*

The trio were playing a game of leapfrog together. Tails jumps over Brody then Sonic jumps over Brody and Tails then Brody jumps over Tails and Sonic really high in the air "Hey, come on Brody, you can jump farther than me!" Tails said as Brody lands near a cactus  on a hill in the distance "Buddy, when you got it, flaunt it!" Brody said jumping and Sonic followed him when they land inbetween two cacti and Scratch and Grounder came out of hiding on each side "Now!" Scratch said "Ready for a little cold snap, hedgehog and wolf? Hahahahaha!" Groubder said.

"Did someone say snap?" Brody asks "Hut one, hut two, hike!" Brody and Sonic saidas they spin into the air as Scratch and Grounder fire the ray hitting each other freezing "We're Free-hee-hee-zing!" Scratch and Grounder said shivering "No problemo!" Brody and Sonic said "We'll thaw you out!" Brody said  as the two run ariund Scratch and Grounder creating a trail of fire melting the ice and Scratch and Grounder and then run off.

*Back at Robotnik's Fortress*

"You two are incredible! I give you sure-fire schemes and you're the only things that catch fire!" Robotnik said returning Scratch and Grounder back to normal "I don't know why I'm bothering to repair you. I'm just too sentimental for my own good!" He said "How ya, how ya, how ya? Heh, celebrating a great victory for the freeze banger?" Weasely asks "You know what you put us through?!" Scratch asks "You can take your freeze banger and..." Grounder said "Hold it!" Robotnik said "Money back guarantee you said! Pay up!" He said "If the failure was our part, I'd be glad to, but we're talking pilot error here!" Weasely said and after seeling them yet another machine that ends up failing due to Scratch and Grounder screw ups and Robotnik was furious.

"Tell you what I'm gonna do!" Weasely said "You, palsie, will be the first to try the all-new, the one, the only H.D.S.V.A.D.L. de-atomizer!"  Weasely said and shoots it at Scratch making him disappear "Voila!" Weasely said "But I don't just want Sonic and Brody to disappear, I want them put in a dungeon so I can gloat at them!" Robotnik said "No problem! You just make a few adjustments and materialize them, wherever you want!" Weaseley said and shots again materializing Scratch back and hands Robotnik the device "What's that red switch?" Robotnik asks "Don't touch that my friend" Weasely said "I'm Dr. Robotnik! I touch what I want!" Robotnik said "But nobody knoes what that red switch does! We haven't had a chance to test it yet!" Weasely said "I'll take your de-atomizwr and you too!" Robotnik said "You're going along to supervise Sonic and Brody's capture!" He said "And if this newestbgadget of yours doesn't get results, you're history palsey!" Robotnik said.

*Later*

"Here they come! Give me the De-atomizer!" Scratch said and accidentally presses the red switch shooting at Sonic and Brody but it causes them to multiply "Well what do you know? The red switch makes it a cloner!"  Weasely said "Oooh, Dr. Robotnik's not going to like this!" Grounder said "Yeah instead of getting rid of Sonic and Brody, we got five of each!" Scratch said and Sonic look at Brody's clones "Don't just stand there looking cool!" Sonic said and Brody looks at Sonic's clones "And don't just stand there looking cute!" Brody said "Let's get poppin! Ready..." Sonic said as the clones grab cornstalk "...aim...." Brody said as he and the original Sonic create a trail of fire to heat the corn ".....fire....and fire!" Brody and Sonic said as the clones make the corn pop off the stalk creating a giant ball of popcorn rolling on Scratch and Grounder as they roll away and Sonic and Brody see Weasely "Well, well, well! If it isn't Sonic the Hedgehog and Brody the Wolf! How are ya two, how are ya two? Heh heh" Weasely said "Where you going with that?" Sonic asks "You like it? Don't blame you. Got low mileage, good as new! You wanna lease or buy one?" Weasely asks "We wanna take a vote!" Brody said "Hey, guys, if this gadget isn't reversable, should we toss this weasel in jail?" Sonic asks the clones "Yeah! Yeah!" The ten clones said "Trust me, palsey, you got nothing to worry about" weasely said and uses the deatomizer said fusing the clones back in the originals "ugh!" Sonic and Brody said holding their heads "It's you guys! The one and only pair!" Tails said "Yeah and that's the way we wanna keep it!" Sonic and Brody said "Say what are you sneaking away for?" Brody asks "It's not you, palsey, I'm trying to get away from Robotnik!" Weasely said "You and the rest of Mobius" Sonic said "I never saw a tougher customer! Somebody ought to give him what he deserves!" Weasely said "Somebody just might!" Brody said running off.

Brody was outside Robotnik's Fortress  wearing a blue suit and winks at the readers putting a shark mask on and knocks at the door "Who are you?" Robotnik asks "Name's Sharkley. Sid Sharkley, executive sales manager for Handy Dandy Supervillain Appliance Distributions Limited!" Brody said "Weasely's company? Get out!" Robotnik said "Wes Weasely let you down, but I'm here to make this right!" Brody said and opens his suitcase revealing a giant machine that was built from pieces of all four of Wes Weasely's previous devices "Presenting the new, vastly improved, super stupendous, tremendous, horrendous, Hedgehog-Wolf-catching Vanquisher!" Brody said and turns it on as the Darkenator Nozzle forms a dark cloud suprising Robotnik and the freeze banger points at Robotnik as the dark cloud clears as the freeze banger fires freezing Robotnik making him shiver and then freezes Scratch and Grounder and then uses the deatomizer to make them disappear then returns them with their bodies and heads switched around.

"How do you like it?" Brody asks and the three grumble unintelligibly "Compliments of the Handy Dandy Super Villain Appliance Distributions Limited Company and..." Brody said taking the shark mask off.

"....your friendly neighborhood freedom fighter!" Brody said and winks waving goodbye "Bye, guys!" Brody said running away "We... hate... that.... wolf!" Robotnik, Scratch and Grounder said still trapped in the ice blocks as this chapter comes to an end.

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