A dumb Steve Adventure short
Hehe, this might get intense and funny, happy Easter everyone.
"Ok, go find them!" Jimmy said
"Hey, I got a real challenge." Craftmaster said
"What?" Tom asked
"Try to the find a egg with your eyes covered." He said
"Pfft, I can do that." Then he put blindfolds and walked outside with a bat
"Why does he need a bat?" Jimmy asked
"I don't know, but he says just in case if there is a birthday party." Craftmaster said
Then Tom went to Jimmy's garden and started ruining it with his bat
"My garden!" Jimmy exclaimed
Then Tom went to Jimmy's 2000 dollars BBQ
Smash!
Then it exploded
"Tom! I payed over 2000 bucks over that." Jimmy yelled
"Haha, found a birthday party yet?" Craftmaster joked and started laughing
Then Tom went to Craftmaster and he hit him in the crutch with the bat
"Agh!" He fell down
"Am I winning?" Tom asked as he smashed through Jimmy's wall making a huge crack and he went inside
Then he went to Jimmy's 10,000 dollars tv and smashed it
Then he turned around then he smashed up his 4000 thousand dollars computer
*Beep beep! Boom!*
Then it exploded and pieces flew everywhere
Then he went to his front door but instead of opening it he smashed it
Then he walked outside where Jimmy's car is
Smash!
Then Tom smashed Jimmy's car making it blowing up
"*sniffs 2 times* I think I smell the cake." He said
Then he went to where Charlie is at the Government, he was playing cards with a worker
"Hey Thomas, whicha doing here?" He asked
When he was walking he went to the control room and pressed a missile button
Beep!
"Missile powering..." said a female voice on it
Then the missile flew off and toward Jimmy's house
Then he walked out of the control room
"Hey again Thomas." Charlie said
But he ignored him again and went to the helipad
Then he went to a chopper and toke off
*helicopter takes off*
"Did you hear that?" Asked Charlie
"Hear what?" Worker 1 said
"I swear I heard a chopper toke off..." he said
"I didn't." Said worker 1
"Yeah your right." He said "got any threes?"
Then Tom flew all over the city, doing front flips
*meanwhile back at the Government*
"Sir, there is a restricted helicopter in the air." Said work 2
"Take him down." Said the boss dramatically
*alarm goes off*
"Yay, finally a new mission. Can't wait to test out the heat seeking missiles and mechs." Said Charlie
Then he ran to the intercom
"*clears throat* attention, we have a spy above us, use anything that will take him down." He said
*outside*
Workers have already got started, so there were tanks, war planes, war trucks, giant armed machines, and jetpack guys
"Use everything you got!" Charlie said in the walkie talkie
"Fire!" Said worker 3
Then they started shooting missiles, machine guns and atomic bombs
Surprisingly Tom was dodging all of the attacks, he was flying all over the place and the missiles missed hitting a few skyscrapers and houses
"Weee.... I'm a birdy." Tom said
"Nothing's taking him out, what should we do?" Asked worker 2 to the boss
"Send out the atomic bomb tanks." He said
Then a another bad ass looking tank comes up and shoots a nuclear bomb at the chopper
Finally it hit Tom making it fall down
"Hooray!" The workers cheered
"Lets go to Vegas for a celebrate." Said worker 5
*meanwhile at Tom*
"I am guessing it means the party is starting." Tom said as the alarm went off of the helicopter
"Warning warning." Said a female voice on the helicopter. "Level meters are dropping low, fire has be found in the engines."
Then the helicopter crashed into a pet store
This made all the pets free
But sense you people like kittens so much a bunch of them freed out, they all morph together looking like a kitten tsunami
"Agh! Kitten tsunami!!" A person pointed at the wave of kittens making their way to people
"Ahh!!!" Everyone screamed
Somehow Tom survived that crash so he crawled out of they helicopter and made his way out of the burning pet store
*meanwhile at Steve's house*
"Hello everyone, it's Chat Banker here, welcome back to the 11 o'clock news, there been a helicopter crash at Bob's pet store, all of the pets are running wild, wait, what's this?" He asked. "Oh, and also there is a wave of kittens coming and taking people away, witnesses report that the helicopter crash was a terrorist attack-"
*tv turns off*
"Why does everyone in this country thinks everything's a terrorist attack?" Steve asked
"Wait, turn it back on." Herobrine said
*tv turns back on*
"And also the person who was flying it doesn't seem to be in the burning helicopter." The host said. "What's that?" He asked again. "And also we are reporting that there's been a Break in in the Government. Stay tone." He said
"I think the person who is causing this chaos is Tom." Steve said
"Lets find him." Herobrine said
"Wait, I am listening to this, shush." He said
"Come on!" Steve grabbed Jimmy's hand
So the three friends went outside to find Tom
"Oh no, what happened to my house?!?!" Jimmy pointed to a crater, he can tell it's his house because his destroyed car was still burning
"Looks like the Government launched a missile at your house." Steve said
"Come on! Lets find him!" Herobrine said
*meanwhile where Tom is*
He found his way to the bank
Then he walked in the front pushing people out of the way
"Is the cake here?" Tom asked
"Ok ok, don't hurt me." Yoshi said working at the bank
"Am I hurting the cake?" Tom asked
"Ok ok ok, stand there, I have a family, don't hurt me." He ran to the desk and toke out billions of dollars.
Then he gave it to Tom
"Talk about friendly service." Tom walked out
Then he bust open the entrance and threw the money into fire
Sss... billions of money burned
"Hey Tom! What the nether are you doing?" Steve asked
"I am looking for the egg." He said
"Take those blind folds off you destroyed half of the city." Steve said
"No." Then he smashed a car. "Not until I find a egg." He said
"Here, I got this." Jimmy toke out a plastic egg and gave it to Tom
"Hey look!" He toke the blind folds off. "I found a egg."
Then he looked around
"Wow, what happened here?" He asked
The egg, see how I did there? Comedy gold people...
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