Daddy

Vigorously

Pleasure

Horny

Naughty

Rowdy

Member

(This direct quote): "I submerged into her candies of satisfaction cavern, hearing her moaning into stimulating smutty wickedness of salacious forgiving sex" (idk just not particularly fond of it)

Pussy

Pulsing

Thick

Groan

(This frequently used line): 'I slammed into her'

Princess or kitten to describe someone

Kitten to describe... down there

Calling the male area a snake, serpent, stick, wand, broomstick

Moist

'Wet folds' or 'nether lips'

Calling it a flower multiple times

'Hello Jake Paulerrrrrrrrs'

"Join the Logang"

Toes

Toe... sucking *shivers*

'Little Girl' or 'Big Boy'

Whimpering everytime he looks at you (seriously why are women so desperate for sexual relations?)

And I better not see one very specific variation of "forgive me father, for I have sinned' or I will lose my mind. You know what I'm talking about.

Your challenge is to see how horrible of a basic straight smut you can write as many of these as you can. Tag it with #TheHolyWatersChallenge
(And tag us directly too!)
Winner gets a Very Holy Follow and Monthly Holy Notifications! Good luck!