A/N: this was inspired by a video that is so funny i'm ashamed i didn't do this earlier, all rights go to the creator of that skit, anyway enjoy the this chapter, however the ending will be different

"So then boom! Bits of this bot everywhere, i'm telling you it was so crazy!" Doc says as he tells the story to Joe and everyone who decided to listen. "My god, well i'm glad that's taken care of, anyway Zoom! your order's ready!" Joe says as he slides her cup down to her while using his extra hands to pour the other costumers cups. "Thanks!" she says as she drinks her cold glass of milk, the day goes on and the others began to leave. Doc and Zoom stayed to help Joe pick up the place, "thanks guys for helping me pick up the place" Joe says as he drys the last cup "no problem, hey before we leave could you pour me another glass of malk" Zoom says as Joe looks at her, "uh i don't have any malk but i can get you some milk" Joe says, as soon he said that Zoom looks at him like he's crazy "that's what she just said" Doc says as he puts the rag away "yeah i just want some malk" she says

"no your saying it wrong, your saying 'malk' like its some knd of disease" Joe says as Doc chuckles "how do you say it?" he asks "i'm saying how everyone is ought saying milk, M-I-L-K" Joe replies "yeah man like 2%" Doc says "like whole malk" Zoom says "no no no, say milkshake" Joe says "milkshake?" Zoom Replies "okay now say milk" Joe says "malk" Zoom replies. 

Joe sighs in frustration and looks at Doc "Ar-are you hearing this!?" Joe says in disbelief "yeah, the woman wants a glass of Mulk" Doc replies. This completely caught Joe off guard and now looks at him with a look of surprise "Mulk?!?!?" Joe says as he looks at him "Give her the mulk Joe!!!!" Doc shouts "Hey, inside voices please!" a woman shouts from upstairs "sorry honey, its just my friends!" Joe says as Joe's wife goes somewhere "Joe, pour me, a glass, of malk!" Zoom demands "why are you yelling at me" Joe says "Just give her the fricking mulk!" Doc says "You guys aren't even saying the same thing!" Joe says "We're all saying malk Joe!" Zoom replies "No your saying malk, your saying-" before Joe could finish Doc and Zoom are either say malk or mulk and this is driving Joe nuts, Zoom sung malk in a soprano tone and Joe snaps "Shut up!! Shut. Up!!!!" Joe says as he pulls out a can of bug spray and puts it against his head, Doc and Zoom then pull out some more bug spray at him, "you better not ' Doc says "don't-don't do it Joe!" Zoom says "Your going to spray me if i spray myself? That doesn't make any sense!" Joe says as Doc and Zoom look at each other and then dropped the spray cans and then jumped on Joe and the three began to fight and form a dust cloud

few minutes later....

"well i hope you three are happy with yourselves" Joe's girlfriend from earlier is now bandaging them as the three are sitting on a couch looking down "you made me and our wife worried sick, be lucky the kids are asleep" she says, "sorry miss Yuri" Zoom and Doc say, Yuri is Joe's wife and mother of 20 children, she is a Vampire Queen but fallen in love with Joe and their wife Rose after her husband left, she was heartbroken and came to Joe's bar and the two hit it off right out of the 'bat'  (get it, eh eh) as Yuri is scolding the three like children, they hear running and the person who bust through the door was their other wife Rose, she is a slime monster and mother of 10 children,  her husband died after the 10th child was born, few years later she met Yuri and Joe and made a connection and that day they are now in a Polyamory relationship and now Joe has 30 kids but he ain't complaining, in fact he's happy. "you are so lucky the kids are asleep you-you,you!" Rose began to swear in Spanish, from that night the three were scolded so much Doc and Zoom began to say milk correctly from that day forward