The Three Earths chapter 13

Confessions...

Ardhoniels Tardis materialized in Above Earth in 2014. Everybody except horse Tennant walked out. They saw Gandalf, Jessie, Legolas, Cole, Harry, and Eric standing there with their arms crossed.

"What?" The Doctor said.

"We have been waiting for 2 days!!!!" Legolas explained.

"Hey!" A voice inside the Tardis said. "You have left me!" A David Tennant came out with a confused look on his face.

"Dad, " Logan said, "weren't you just a horse?"

"Yeah, then I ate some magical grass I found in the kitchen and I turned back into a human. No idea why or how but it happened! Crazy, right? Oh yeah, Ardhoniel, can I speak to your face for a second?" He dragged Ardhoniel into the Tardis.

"Hey yeah wassup husband?" She said.

"Quit calling nne husband cuz I not! Don't freak out just let me explain!"

"Um ok." SHE said.

"OK OK I WILL!!!! OK don't freak ooout. Wait a minute you don't seemed surprised."

"I am surprised, I just don't care cause I already know."

"WHAT."

"I know the whole story. I went to my orthodontist office and they had to get rid of a cavity cause I ate too much Elven candy. They gave me that wacky gas stuff and I was reeeally loopy. You were visiting Middle Earth because I don't know, and you accidentally walked into the wrong room. I saw you and I said, "A SEXY FACE JUST WALKED INTO THE ROOM!!!!" and tried to attack you. The orthodontist still had to do more stuff to my teeth, and I wouldn't sit back in the chair and you said, "I'll marry you if you sit back

down!" And I did. We never had a wedding, but I still called you my husband for funny stuff. And our "children" aren't actually our children, it was all just a game and I never really have loved you as much as Legolas. And poor little Elfboy didn't even know I was joking when I talked about my "children.""

"Woah. Ok then. I didn't know you knew that."

"I'm not stupid."

"We're still friends though, right?"

"Of course! I'm not stupid."

They heard shouting outside and somebody banging on the door.

Ardhoniel and David ran back outside. An angry old man was hitting the Tardis.

"Oi, quit abusing my Tardis!" Ardhoniel warned.

"YOUR TARDIS??" THE ANGRY OLD MAN BELOWED. "YOU STOLE IT FROM MEEEEEEE!!!! " THEN HE STARTED HITTING ARDHONIEL AND LEGOLAS HELD HIM BACK.

"Woah woah woah!" He yelled. "Explain your rage before you lash out on somebody!!!!"

The old man yelled, "Where did you find your fob watch?"

"Ummmm.... I don't remember."

"You found it on the ground on the road to Rivendell. Its not yours, its mine!!!!"

"So I'm not a Time Lord? Why can I remember my Time Lord years?"

"They weren't your years, they were mine."

"Oh. Sorry. You can have it back. I don't want it. But you need to take some of us back to Below Earth."

"Ok : ) no prob :  ) "

"Wow that was a fast change."

After a couple minutes of talking, they agreed that Ethan, The Master, David, Logan, Eric, and Jessie would stay in Above Earth, Snow and Frost in Below Earth, and the rest in Middle Earth.

When everybody piled into the old man's Tardis, and the only 2 outside were Ardhoniel and Legolas, Ardhoniel tackled Legolas in a ginormiganticus hug.

"MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND I WAS SO WRONG TO CALL DAVID MY HUSBAND WHEN HE WASNT EVER AND LOGAN AND COLE ARENT REALLY MY CHILDREN WE JUST CALL THEM THAT CAUSE WE LOVE THEM SO MUCH BUT OMG I WOULD NEVER PICK ANYBODY OVER YOU AND IM SO SORRY YOU THOUGHT I HATED YOU AND WHEN I PULLED YOU OVER INTO A CORNER I AND SAID I DIDNT LIKE YOU ANYMORE THATS NOT TRUE I WAS IN ONE OF MY PHASES AND I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO WRONG IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE AND I WILL NEVER EVER EVER NEGLECT YOU EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Well!!!! That's good to know!!" He hugged back. Then they went in, still hugging :))))))))))

They arrived in Below Earth and returned The Doctor to his Tardis. Snow and Frost wanted to stay in Below Earth because they really liked it because it was always cold and dark, and they had no parents to worry about. The old man made the Middle Earth gang ride with The Doctor, which they had no probs with.

Haha ok so that whole thing with David Tennant ... yes I know its ridiculous but at that time I had been in a David Tennant phase and then I was back into the Legolas phase so I had to get back with Leggy somehow, right?