Adventures of Ardhoniel ch 14

I woke up on a bed in what appeared to be a tent. I sat up and realized that I hurt EVERYWHERE!!!! I thought the whole incident with Elrond singing a crazy song for 20 minutes and the encounter with the it was a dream. But no, because I had burns everywhere and a giant bruise on my stomach and one on each arm from when the it twisted them. My hands have like 2nd degree burns on them. I had a bunch of scratches on my face. I pulled off the blankets and swung my legs around to the sid- WOAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HAYSTACK FREAK JOB FLIPPIN CRANBERRY SAUCE ON A TOENAIL SANDWICH!!!??????!?!?!??!?!???!!!?? There's not a foot where there's supposed to be!!!! My right foot isn't there!!!!!!! Instead there's a metal- I guess you could call it a foot- thing in its place. I lower my legs to the floor and OUCH stand. I try to walk with the metal foot thing and its pretty easy. I thought of the place where Hanna lived in ..... what did Elrond call it? The above earth? And there was also lower earth. What did he mean when he said we were going there in the future? Oh!!!!!! Did Hanna get away?? Or was she stupid and stayed in the room and watched the it capture her or kill her or whatever it was doing? Was that the servant of Sauron Elrond was talking about? Urgh, so many questions! Where is everybody? I sat back on the bed. Just then OOOOH PRETTY BOY!!!!!!!!!! Legolas. He walked in the room and sat next to me on the bed.

"Hey." He said.

"Hi."

"You feeling ok?"

"Yeaya."

"Ya miss your foot?"

"Kinda."

He got up ran out of the tent and came back in with a box. He sat back down on the bed and handed it to me.

"What's this?" I asked.

"You wont know until you open it." He answered.

I opened the box and... Haha. It was my right foot in a plastic bag.

"Uh, thanks I guess." I said. I put it back in the box and threw it across the room.

"Your welcome."

"Where are we?"

"In the forest."

"...... why?"

"Hanna got taken over by Sauron. His servant was setting everything he could on fire and killing everyone in their path so we had to evacuate!" Then he smiled really big.

"What's to smile about?"

"I don't know I just like smiling!!!!!!!"

"OMG HES SO ADORABLE IM GONNA SCREAM OMG OMG OMG HIS SMILE IS SO BIG AND BRIGHT AND HAPPY, CHICKA!!!!!!!! OMG IMA SO JEALOUS CHICKA WHATS THE SAD FACE FOR SMILE WITH HIM CHICKA YOUR GONNA WASTE EVERY BEAUTIFUL MOMENT YOU HAVE WITH THIS HANDSOME FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

At first I thought these were my thoughts, but when have I ever said chicka? And I don't even know what this "omg" thing means anyway! Then I looked at the entrance to my tent and saw...... URGH THAT STINKY FART SHOE!!!!!!!!! It was annoying 14 year old girl Eleanor!!!!!! Wait a minute she said she was jealous! Am I now magically Legolas's girlfriend or something this is the best day of my life!!!!!

Legolas just looked awkwardly at Eleanor.

"Hi! How did you get here?" I asked trying to break the awkward silence.

"Hi chicka! I went to Hannas house to see if you guys were still there but instead I saw a hole so I grabbed my parachute and jumped in! You know what happened after that! Hi, pretty boy! How ya doin?"

"Fine I guess." He said. It was funny how sad he was to see her.

"What's the glum face for flowy hair? Just a couple seconds ago you were smilin so pretty!" Eleanor said.

He just shrugged.

"You don't like me? Well I didn't have a chance with ya anyways cuz ya already taked!"

"Eleanor, he's not taken we aren't even together." I said.

"Psh yeah sure EVERYBODY believes that mmmhmm."

What do you mean."

"I mean, like every single tall person in this forest think you two are together, chicka."

"Well we're not."

"Tell that to everybody else, chicka! See ya." She ran out of the tent. Right as she went out Eruanna came in.

"Hi, Eruanna." I said.

"Next time you go into a burning building, tell me first ok?" She said.

"Deal."

"You should thank him." She said as she pointed at Legolas.

"Why?" Why did I say that I should thank him for no reason just cuz hes SO FLIPPIN ADORABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Because he saved you from collapsing with the building!!!!" Awww hes so bwave (:

I turned my head to Legolas and said "Thank ya, pretty man!!" OH MY GOSH I JUST SAID THAT TO HIS FACE OOOOOOOOOO MMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHATS HE GONNA SAY YOUR WELCOME OR SOMETHING NO HES GONNA FEEL SO WEIRD AND AWKWARD AND ERUANNAS GONNA LAUGH AT ME AND ELEANORS GONNA APPLAUD AND AND AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! After all this went through my mind I just slapped myself in the face. GRRRRRR IM SO MAD AT MYSELF!!!!!!!!

As I predicted Eruanna started laughing but it wasn't as loud or as long as I thought she just giggled and slowly walked backwards out of the tent. Oh great.

"I'm sorry-" I began.

"NO!" Legolas said. "I mean no, you don't need to say sorry!! Wow I am so glad you said that I have had a crush on you since the first time I saw you!!!!!!"

"Really?" I said but ALAS!!!!!! We got interrupted by Mr. Knowitallhead Elrond.