Adventures of Ardhoniel ch 13

" I guess I should be going now" I said as I went out Legolas's door. I head for my house but while I'm walking away from Leggy's door I see a bunch of Elves screaming and running away from....... the hospital. Oh no, it happened already? How did Sauron get in there? I run towards the hospital to see if what I think is happening is really happening. I get to the entrance. There's a bunch of people running out of the building. In my mind i think "Icy fire burning the door and Icy fire burning the roof and Icy fire burning that old man and Icy fire holding a toad and I see icy fire burning everything...... please remember me when I grab a bucket and pour water all over you and put your flames out!!!!!!!!!!!!" I grabbed a bucket and threw the water at the flames. It didn't do much so I run inside so I can see if I can be a hero or something.

I ran inside and looked around. There was nobody so I just went up every level. There was nobody until I got to the 3rd (and last) level. Some old lady was stuck under a big heavy board that was about to catch on fire. I threw the board across the room and she jumped out the window into the water outside. I was about to jump out too when a fiery board fell in front of it. I turned back around to the entrance and run towards it. Right when I get there ANOTHER FLIPPIN BOARD FALLS IN FRONT OF IT AND TWO MORE ON TOP OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I see a little hole at the bottom I could slide through so I back up. I ran and I'm about to slide when I feel a hand grab me. It pulled me back to the middle of the room. I got up and turned around to see..... Hanna. Rrrrrrrg I'm getting tired of seeing her face!!!!!!!!!

"URRGH SAURON JUST GIVE UP!!!!!" I yelled.

"Who's saron?" She answered in a high pitched voice. Maybe she hasn't been taken over yet...

My questions were answered when I saw the dark figure come up behind her. Without thinking I take out my sword, push her out of the way, and try to stab it. "Run!!!!!" I told Hanna. It knocked it out of my hand and then I pulled out my knife. I tried to stab it again but it just knocked it out of my hand too. Then I tried to use my fists of fury but it grabbed my fists and twisted them. (Which really hurt.) Before I know it I'm on the ground. I looked at Hanna, who WASNT RUNNING AWAY THAT LITTLE FART BAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The it was slowly walking towards her. Hanna just idiotically looked at it and waved with a big stupid smile on her big stupid face!! I grabbed a board half on fire and hit the it on the head. It quickly turned and grabbed it. It realized the stupid thing it did and jerked its hand away from the fire board. It pulled out a really long very sharp sword and chopped the board in half!

I heard Hanna in the corner just laughing at us fighting. Whenever she laughed she pointed at us, and whenever she pointed she got distracted and just looked at her finger like it was the best thing in the world.

After the it chopped my board in half, he tried to stab me but I kept dodging. I ran over to Hanna, who was still amazed by her finger, and dragged her over to the hole at the door and told her to go in it.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!" She said in her high pitched voice. As soon as she went in, the slowpoke it got to me. It reached for her foot but I, surprisingly, pushed it away just as Hannas foot disappeared.

It was really mad now. He picked me up and threw me across the room. When I sat back up I saw it slicing through the boards in front of the doorway. I stood up and heard something falling above my head. I tried to run whe- UMPH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!